Only three days after the summer vacation, the other three members of Zhen Shuai's family went on vacation abroad, equal to his brother's summer vacation. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhen Shuai's own mother wants to take him with her, after all, he is already a scumbag, and no matter how much he flutters, it is in vain, so it is better to go out and enjoy it with the family.

However, this proposal was opposed by two and a half people.

The first is Zhen Shuai's stepfather, who believes that Zhen Shuai is no longer a child and should learn to take responsibility for his actions. This is his last summer vacation before the college entrance examination, and it is rare that no one at home interferes with his studies, and if he works hard, there may be a miracle......

The second is Zhang Sanfeng. He felt that this was a rare opportunity, without the presence of outsiders and without the interference of classes, to consolidate his martial arts foundation, maybe he would get twice the result with half the effort.

Also, it is Qin Xiao, a vegetative person who is still lying in the hospital, and the "weekly offering" of 100,000 yuan is not something that can be stopped casually. Of course, her objection was raised by Zhen Shuai on her behalf, so it can only be regarded as half.

Zhen Shuai stayed and became the head of the family for nearly two months.

Although Zhang Sanfeng is very attentive, after all, he is old, and it is hard and boring to take apprentices in person, and he can't bear it after a long time, so he wants to use other methods to refresh himself.

After thinking about it, there is only wine.

Zhang Sanfeng tried to discuss with Zhen Shuai: Is it okay, let him drink wine on his body to relieve his hunger. In order to avoid being overheard by the people in the underworld, he still took the opportunity to take Zhen Shuai's luck at night, dipped his hand in water, and wrote this sentence in front of Zhen Shuai's eyes.

As a result, after Zhen Shuai saw it, he didn't say a word, got up and went out, took a taxi, and went straight to the most lively snack street in Dragon City......

The advantage of food stalls is that they are lively and there is no loneliness of drinking, but the disadvantage is that it is easy to drink fake wine, and no one cares about you when you are drunk.

Zhang Sanfeng is not used to drinking beer, so he directly replaced it with white after two sips. And the liquor on this stall is naturally far from Zhang Sanfeng's expectations, and he has to drink several big sips in a row to find a little bit of feeling from it.

Zhang Sanfeng only cared about his own enjoyment, but forgot that the body he was attached to, and he had never drunk liquor before. Soon, this body didn't listen to him, and Zhang Sanfeng had no choice but to return his body to Zhen Shuai and watch him fall asleep on a table.

When Zhen Shuai woke up, it was already the next morning, and the food stalls had already closed.

He tried to pull out his phone to see what time it was, but he couldn't find it all over his body.

At this time, Zhang Sanfeng sighed in his ear: "Good apprentice, don't touch it, I can't find it." Last night, the two of us drank too much, and all the valuable things on our bodies were stolen. I can only run home!"

In this matter, Zhang Sanfeng was sorry for Zhen Shuai, and thought he would lose his temper. Who would have thought that after Zhen Shuai listened, he smiled: "Okay, let's run home, but, Master, you have to help me point out the way, my sense of direction is super poor." ”

"Stupid apprentice", Zhang Sanfeng was also happy to see him so open-minded, "The way home, can't you find it, keep moving forward, after three traffic lights, turn left, and then, after four more traffic lights, turn right......"

Zhen Shuai listened with a big head: "Otherwise, Master, let's not go home yet! I remember that there is a park next to it." Before the temperature rises, how about we go for a few laps in the park and get some fresh air. ”

"Cheng, I also want to go to the park, these days, I have been stuffed in your little dark room all day long, and I am suffocated to death", Zhang Sanfeng suddenly paused, "Wait, why did you say we just now?"

"We ...... Naturally, it includes me and you", Zhen Shuai smiled, "Actually, I just want to go to the park first and sober up." Yesterday you were so drunk that you lost your money, and I didn't give you a chance to make up for it, aren't I afraid that you won't be able to get through it with your conscience......?

"Dreaming!" Zhang Sanfeng yelled, "You stinky boy, you are lazy and stole from your master, see how I punish you later." ”

Zhang Sanfeng did what he said.

After entering the park, he asked that every time he saw someone, Zhen Shuai would do a somersault on the spot, a beautiful somersault and an ugly roll on the spot.

And on this day, there are many people in the park, and they come early.

In the end, let alone running, Zhen Shuai couldn't even crawl, and he was disgraced, like a little beggar.

Some people really think of him as a beggar.

When Zhen Shuai was lying in front of a clearing with his eyes closed and resting in the latest version of his sloppy image, a short and fat man in his thirties walked up to him and kicked him a few times: "Little beggar, get up!"

Zhen Shuai tried to get up, but he didn't dare to open his eyes, the master said, you have to turn your head when you see someone.

"Oh, you kid still want to pretend to be blind! Why, don't you want any money for you?"

Zhen Shuai subconsciously opened his eyes, but saw a leather shoe, which came straight to the door, and he hurriedly turned his head sideways to dodge.

The idea is very good, but unfortunately his body does not support it, his movements are several beats slower, and a good dodge action finally becomes a timely action after being kicked by a leather shoe.

This Humpty Dumpty is a real kick, and the strength is not small, Zhen Shuai felt a hot pain in his mouth, and couldn't help but glare angrily.

"Look at it, I'm not convinced, believe it or not, I'll give you another kick!" said Humpty Dumpty's other foot flew over again, and the movement was really fast.

Zhen Shuai still didn't dodge, this time the part of the stroke was the forehead, and it seemed that there was blood.

Zhang Sanfeng sneered on the side, but did not say a word, Zhen Shuai was also angry and did not open his mouth to beg him, watching the opponent's attack intently, and then trying his best to try to dodge.

It's just that his body is too tired, and he is really weak, and after a while, his body is full of leather shoe prints, and there are soreness and pain everywhere.

"Stop!" a crisp voice came from afar, and a girl darted to her.

Zhen Shuai thought that he had finally waited for the legendary heroine, but when he lost his mind, he was kicked directly to the chin by Humpty Dumpty, making his mouth full of blood.

After kicking this kick, Humpty Dumpty patted the dust on his shoes with his hand, and shouted with a curse in his mouth: "Where did you come from, girl, come here, and take care of Lao Tzu's business?"

Humpty Dumpty finished scolding and turned his head to the visitor, but he stopped talking.

It is not clear if it is a woman who came, but it is definitely a beauty. Nearly 1.7 meters tall, delicate facial features, impeccable delicate curves, and in addition to the short shirt and hot pants, you can see the skin as attractive as clotted fat everywhere...... This is not the kind of conceptual beauty.

Everyone has a love for beauty, so Humpty Dumpty couldn't scold anymore, and tried to squeeze out a smiling face: "Beauty, are you looking for me?"

This girl, although she has developed well, is not very old, and she looks to be fourteen or fifteen years old. She pointed to Zhen Shuai, who was curled up on the ground, with her hand, and asked Humpty Dumpty, "Why did you hit him?"

"You said him", Humpty Dumpty laughed, "This is a liar pretending to be a beggar, I get angry when I see this kind of person, so I punish him a little, you don't need to pity him." ”

"Even if it is...... He's a liar, and if you don't like it, just get rid of it. Why are you hitting him so hard?"

"It's okay if you don't hit him", Humpty Dumpty glanced around, and saw that the girl was not accompanying him, with a lustful expression on his face, "I already have itchy hands, why don't you practice with me for a few hands?"

"Me?" the girl took a step back, her hands in a defensive stance, "You're a big man, are you embarrassed to bully a little girl?"

"Excuse me, why are you embarrassed?" Humpty Dumpty saw that there was no one nearby, and became more and more arrogant, "Isn't a beauty like you just used to bully men?"