Chapter 282 Schizophrenia
It's summer vacation, and on the campus of a middle school in Anyang City, the crew has begun to work.
Rent hotels, rent cars, set up equipment, socialize with people from schools and boards of education, and even ask if there are gangs in the neighborhood and, if so, talk to them about life. Most of the crew members, including Kim Jong-ming, are already familiar with these messy things, not to mention that there are many experienced drama managers and assistant directors here.
However, as a director, producer and actor, Kim Jong-ming left all this and ran to the school playground because he needed to do another important thing. That's right, our great director, Mr. Kim Jong-myeong, is communicating with several main actors in the crew, after all, this is the first time that several young people have gathered together, well, in fact, it is just nonsense.
Kim Jong-myung stood on the edge of the playground track, and Han Eun-jung, Goo Hye-sun, Yoo Deok-hwan, Jang Geun-suk, Yoo Ah-in, and Song Joong-ki stood in a half-circle facing him. It is worth mentioning that Song Joong Ki at this time did not have the handsomeness of the later national male gods, but some, some cute, well, a fat national male god is indeed very cute, and he said very shyly. It turned out that unlike Yoo Ah-in, who was only invited half a month ago, he met Kim Jong-ming at the end of March when he was hosting a music program on KBS, and immediately received Kim Jong-ming's invitation. And for the role of this fat man, this young man who is not only a newcomer on the small screen has zero experience on the big screen, but also has zero experience, immediately resigned from the MC position of the music bank, and seriously began to gain weight for his ambitions, uh. It's the chubby look it looks like now.
"Don't you need a development conference?" said a few people who had just finished introducing themselves. Jang Geun Suk asked Kim Jong Ming with great interest.
"What's the press conference?" Jin Zhongming pouted. "There is no shortage of news channels for our lineup. And at this time, I was disgusted by those seniors, so I kept a low profile if I could......
"Don't worry!" Jang Keun Suk immediately expressed his loyalty. "We're definitely not going to disgrace you this time, we're sure to make those old guys ......"
"Give me a little quiet!" Jin Zhongming was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped the other party, and at the same time scolded in his heart, Lao Tzu still knows how to use the title of senior, you are an old guy when you open your mouth, if it weren't for your angry appearance and very suitable for the role, I would not have asked you to play it.
"yes, Genshuo, be quiet. Liu Dehuan was also a little weak. "It's another storm to be heard. ”
"I see. I'll be a hundred careful in the future. Jang Geun Suk nodded repeatedly.
Jin Zhongming complained weakly in his heart, but he immediately erased the matter: "What, since everyone already knows each other, I, as the director, will talk about the special rules of the crew." ”
Everyone cheered up.
"From today on, I don't care how you call each other outside, here, since everyone is the same age, the debut time is about the same, and now it's playing a classmate again, the most important thing is that our character names directly use real names, so let's not call them seniors or something like that. Jin Zhongming pointed to the few people in front of him. "There's no need to use honorifics when everyone addresses each other, anyway. Call it casually, don't make an accident because of this thing anyway. ”
"No problem!" everyone nodded. This is a big and small thing, and in South Korea, there are people who have retired for this kind of thing, but if there is someone who can preside over the situation and talk about it, it is actually nothing. What's more, they are all young people here, and they actually don't look down on this thing in their bones.
"Then I'll talk about the play in general terms. Jin Zhongming asked with his hands crossed. "Everyone has read the script, right?"
Everyone nodded.
"The scenes of this play are actually very cheesy. Kim Jong Ming continued. "Your characters are also very distinct and face-painted. For example, the role of Sister Huishan, the meaning of her existence is to accompany the heroine, because a beautiful class flower always needs an ordinary girl to accompany her as a best friend, so I need Sister Huishan to change from a white swan back to an ugly duckling. Well, I've already told the makeup artist that the skin will be rougher and darker, and the teeth will be ugly, no problem, right?"
"Don't worry!" said Gu Hye-sun with a slight smile.
"You need to be a little more presumptuous and cheesy when you laugh. Jin Zhongming nodded casually, and then continued. "Dehuan, you are a representative of a short, thin and poor student who likes to jerk off, the characteristics are very clear, I won't tell you more, your acting skills don't need me to mention. ”
Liu Dehuan nodded, this is a natural actor, and he never cares about any image.
"Brother Joonggi. Kim Jong-ming pointed to Liu Dehuan and said to the next person. "You and Dehuan are a couple, he is a thin man, you are a fat man, the fat gain effect is very good, this dedication is commendable. ”
Song Joong Ki nodded shyly.
"But I have to continue to gain weight and eat more instant noodles during the shooting. Jin Zhongming said with a smile. "The character you play is a sullen fat man, and Dehuan is full of **** You are full of literature and art. ”
Song Joong Ki smiled shyly again.
Jin Zhongming took two steps forward and patted the other party's shoulder: "I really don't have to worry about not being able to lose weight, listen to me, look at Dehuan, when he played "Madonna the Strong Man in the World" before, he was a strong weight gainer, that is called a fat, but he recovered quickly after the performance. ”
Yoo Deok-hwan also smiled and nodded at Song Joong Ki.
"So what. Jin Zhongming thought for a moment. "Since Deok Hwan is also an assistant director, and Brother Zhong Ji is a newcomer in movies, and your roles are still opposites, then you are responsible for taking him down. Brother Zhong Ji, no matter what it is, just look for him directly. ”
"Don't worry!" Liu Dehuan immediately took it.
"Well, the next one is Arengo. Jin Zhongming continued to point at Liu Yaren and said. "You are playing an old hat, and I will give you a darker one later, and your forehead should be bigger, otherwise you won't be able to show your rustic spirit. ”
Liu Yaren met Jin Zhongming for the first time, and the atmosphere was obviously a little good, so he just nodded slightly.
"Geun Shuo is playing a. Jin Zhongming pointed to the last boy and said. "What then. It's the opposite of Arengo's character. Uh......"
"Is there anything you want to explain?" Jang Keun Suk still looked very interested.
"Nope. Jin Zhongming shook his head. "It's good to perform in your true colors. It's good to be true. ”
The crowd was speechless.
"So what. Jin Zhongming finally sighed. "It's impossible to shoot today. But today, you need to set your makeup, and if it goes well, you will shoot a pictorial before sunset in the afternoon, so you can take a break and then go to the makeup studio over there to meet. ”
With that, Jin Zhongming turned to leave, and several other people also dispersed.
Enjing was stunned for a moment, and then caught up with Jin Zhongming at a loss: "Didn't you tell me?"
"Yes. Jin Zhongming frowned weakly. "But you, as the heroine, don't have much experience. If you really talk about it, it's not over. ”
"Oh. Eun Jing was stunned for a moment, but she immediately became dissatisfied. "But I'm also a child star, and I'm quite experienced, so it's not like I can't ...... something you can say."
"It's so hot, and it's the crew's first day of work, and talking too much under the sun will affect everyone's mood. Jin Zhongming calmly interrupted the other party's complaint. "And, Eun Jing. ”
As he spoke, Jin Zhongming stopped abruptly, and his expression was serious.
"What?" Eun Jing was a little timid, she always felt that Jin Zhongming was a little panicked today.
"That's right. Let's make three chapters of the law, and you are not allowed to be coquettish in the crew. Don't lose your temper, don't ......"
"Who are you and me?" Eun Jing was visibly annoyed. "Am I making a movie for the first time?"
"But this is your first time as a heroine. Jin Zhongming replied without showing weakness. "And your boyfriend is the producer of the movie, so I, as a director, have to look at you and demand you through colored glasses. ”
Eun Jing stared at Jin Zhongming for a while, but finally nodded: "You go on." ”
"From now on, until I approve it, no one from your company and your group is allowed to step into this school, including your assistants and agents, and let them wait at the door. Jin Zhongming then explained. "It's to prevent you from getting idol's disease. ”
"Ah~!" Eun Jing rolled her eyes helplessly. "Zhong Ming, why do I think it's you who has a problem with your mentality, you won't be said by those who think it's a mistake to find me, right?"
"Do you want to hear the truth?" Kim Jong-ming suddenly laughed.
"Of course!" Eun Jing's head suddenly rose upward.
"The producer has to stuff you over, and the actor also says that he has to act with you. Jin Zhongming whispered in the other party's ear. "I can't help it as a director!"
Eun Jing was dumbfounded.
"So. Jin Zhongming stood up straight and pointed to the nose of the little brother Enjing very seriously. "During the filming process, I will ask you for twelve points, and there will be nothing to find fault with you, in short, since you want to be this heroine, you have to give me a serious attitude in these two months!"
"Director!" suddenly someone from the makeup studio in the distance ran out and shouted. "It's not easy to change the role of Song Joong Ki, the young man's facial features are too delicate......"
"It doesn't matter. Jin Zhongming turned his head and said as he walked. "I had expected this, his skin was a little rougher, his facial features moved a little, do you know that cartoonist Jiang Cao? I went to the Internet to find a picture of that fat man, and I followed that face! I couldn't find it? I called a real person to come over......
Eun Jing was really speechless at this moment.
And at this moment, Eun Jing suddenly felt a vibration in her trouser pocket, and when she looked closely, it was Park So-yeon calling.
"Youbo Youyou, Sister Zhaoyan. ”
"Xiaobai, your set is in our Anyang, right?" Park Zhaoyan's excited voice came from the other end of the phone. "Shall I visit you tomorrow?" I still remember that school......
"You'd better not come. Brother Enjing replied angrily. "The director thinks that I came in by nepotism and targets me everywhere!"
"Uh...... Isn't the director ......?"
"Hang up!" Enjing closed the phone angrily.
In fact, by the afternoon, everyone in the crew noticed that 'director Kim Jong-myung' was harsh on Han Eunjing. From the beginning of makeup to the shooting of promotional posters, he did not save face during the whole process. It is said that he first embarrassed the assistant from the CCM before putting on makeup, and he just found a stubble that no one could look at and drove them out of the crew; and then made things difficult for other little girls many times during makeup, and an ordinary student made up six times before he passed; In the end, he even publicly pointed to an idol when shooting a pictorial and said that people's arms were too thick and strong!
"Why don't you change your name to Eun Zhuangzhuang?" Jin Zhongming shouted at the time. "Look at your arms, they are thicker than Jang Geun Suk's! From now on, all sleeveless costumes will be changed to short-sleeved ones because of this, and these will be counted on your head!"
However, when it was time to eat in the evening, Brother Enjing had a long experience.
At that time, Brother Enjing probably didn't want to eat steamed buns to fight for breath, and besides, it was not the first time she had come to the movie shooting site, so after seeing the strange eyes of the people around her, she gritted her teeth and hid on the roof of the teaching building where there was no one with her lunch.
Then Jin Zhongming also went up with a boxed lunch.
"Quietly. Jin Zhongming smiled brightly.
Brother Enjing glanced at the other party stunned, and then immediately turned his head and squatted there while eating seriously while looking up at the starry sky, anyway, she didn't understand what the other party was going to do.
"Don't lose your temper. Jin Zhongming sat next to her and persuaded softly. "The director can't do this to you, if he treats you a little more normally today, then the people under the crew will definitely be used to you, you know, those old fritters mixed in the crew have a lot of power, so he is actually for your good. ”
Eun Jing glanced at the other party again in a daze, and then continued to turn back and nibble on her lunch box.
What's more, as a director, people need to be responsible for the quality of the film. Jin Zhongming continued. "Look, didn't he let me, the male protagonist, come over and tell you a play?"
"Now the male protagonist Jin Zhongming?" asked Brother Enjing coldly while chewing dry rice. "The one I had my first love?"
"That's right. Jin Zhongming nodded. "That's right, in the play, you can refer to our relationship at the beginning, but it's the other way around, Han Enjing in the movie is actually the one who could receive love letters every day in school, and the role I played was actually you who came to confess to me at the beginning......"
"You wait a minute, and we'll talk about it in 30 seconds. Brother Enjing took a piece of potato and chewed it, chewed it, and swallowed it. "According to your setting, the producer Kim Jong Ming must be the one of my current boyfriend?"
"Hey. Jin Zhongming smiled awkwardly. "You see you're going to draw inferences, but that Kim Jong Ming doesn't usually appear during filming. ”
"Oh. Enjing nodded calmly, and then suddenly put down the lunch box and pushed the other party hard. "Are you schizophrenic?!Do you know how embarrassed I was when I was shooting pictorials this afternoon?!"
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