"Oh, Mr. Yao, how did you misinterpret my praise?" Tao Fei said smartly: "Take a step back, even if you marry a friend of China's ethnic minorities in the future, you will be the same as Wang Zhaojun, embodying the spirit of patriotism, the spirit of valuing peace, and the great integration of the nation...... You're still so important, so eye-catching!"

"Can you speak," Yao Zhenzhen stopped the red pen in her hand and said a little angrily: "Why do I have to marry the Xiongnu?

"Teacher Yao, you have made a mistake of common sense, the great integration of nationalities did not occur in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, but in the Northern and Southern Dynasties period......" Tao Fei said complacently. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Okay, okay, you're amazing. None of us can compare to you. Yao Zhenzhen was completely helpless.

Seeing that Yao Zhenzhen didn't want to pay attention to herself a little, Tao Fei, who was slightly embarrassed, didn't leave, and regardless of whether the teachers were free or not, he clapped his hands and walked to the center of the office, and said in a magnified voice:

"Teachers, let's relax, don't be overwhelmed by work every day, we need to relax! Now, I'll make a pair, you guys come to the right one, see who can get right? By the way, I'll have dinner at noon. ”

When I heard that someone was invited to dinner, several teachers were still interested. They turned their heads and looked at Tao Fei, especially the Chinese teacher, who had already listened and was ready to pair up, they didn't want to bow down in literature.

"Listen up, teachers, my Shanglian: Shanghai tap water comes from the sea. After Tao Fei finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Yao Zhenzhen, squeezed his eyes, and said softly: "Are you right, I want to invite you to dinner......"

"What kind of pair is this! non-mainstream?" protested the Chinese teacher, they thought it was a traditional couplet, but they didn't expect Tao Fei to play smart.

After two minutes, no one could match it, Tao Fei smiled:

"No one will? Then I'll announce the answer, the next link: Huangshan larch leaves fall on the mountain yellow. Look, it's interesting, it's neat!"

Liu Yi, who just thought he was nagging and had been listening to music with headphones on, took off his headphones and wanted to hear what he was flaunting in front of everyone.

"Okay, no, you guys, now, let's talk after the break. Tao Fei continued to say angrily: "Let's start with a simple one: from henan to hunan." ”

"Long journey?" said one of the teachers, trying to return to the Tao.

Tao Fei shook his head and said, "No, no, how can it be so simple." ”

Another teacher: "A thousand miles a day?"

"Wrong. Tao Fei smiled and said: "I only give you two chances, and I will announce the answer, from henan to hunan--it is even more difficult!

Isn't this obviously a clever and provocative one? When the teachers saw him say this, they also saw the shallowness of this person, and they turned their heads and stopped participating in the interaction.

Looking at Tao Fei's smiling flamboyance, Liu Yi, who was extremely unpleasant to him, couldn't surrender silently. However, he will not recklessly drive Tao out of the air, and return his body with the way of others, so that he can appear to have a level.

Liu Yi coughed and said with a smile: "Since Mr. Tao is so fond of playing, then I will also give you one." ”

"Oh, I didn't expect Mr. Liu to be very elegant, please!" Tao Fei made a gesture of please.

As Tao Fei, who is familiar with reciting "The Complete Collection of Words After the Break", he doesn't think that Liu Yi can stump himself. And from the bottom of my heart, I also look down on Liu Yi, after all, Liu Yi graduated from a third-rate university, and he is an excellent graduate of a famous university in the country.

Liu Yi said with a smile: "Then I will ask you the word 'a thousand miles a day' that Mr. Ma said just now, what is the last sentence, and what is a thousand miles a day?"

In Tao Fei's mind, there is no afterword at all, and the second half of the sentence is a thousand miles a day. This made him a little embarrassed, and after thinking about it for a long time, he had no answer, so he said:

"Teacher Liu, don't be pretentious, how can there be such a post-remark?"

"Hehe, are there times when you are a great talent who doesn't know" Liu Yi sneered, "I thought you knew astronomy and geography!"

"It's not that I don't know, it's that what you're talking about doesn't exist at all. ”

"No, does that mean you don't know the answer? In that case, I won't sell it to you, so I'll just tell you. ”

"You say, say it, it's good for you. ――If it's made up on the spot, it doesn't count. ”

"How could I make it up," Liu Yi spread out his hand and said lightly: "Let me tell you the answer, there is a bang on the plane, it is called a thousand miles a day." ”

As soon as Liu Yi finished speaking, the teachers laughed, like an ocean of joy.

"This, this ......" Tao Fei's face was a little green, and he stammered speechless.

"What's the matter? I didn't make it up," Liu Yi continued, "With your incomprehensible IQ, take a good look at it, isn't this afterword particularly vivid?"

"This ...... Airplanes are public places, and it is impossible for such nonsense to happen. Tao Fei said righteously.

"Seriously, you'll lose. Liu Yi said lightly.

"I'm not serious," Tao Fei frowned in a panic and said: "I mean don't want this kind of socialized and vulgar afterword, I graduated from a prestigious university, but it's not like you are exposed to obscene and vulgar culture." You have the ability to come up with a healthy green one, not a yellow one!"

"Okay, the last one will be given to you," Liu Yi sat on the table and said with a smile: "Chicken feathers are stuck in the bat's body-"

Of course, this is not in Tao Fei's knowledge base, looking at Tao Fei who was scratching his ears and cheeks, Liu Yi suddenly raised his voice:

"I'll tell you anyway, what kind of bird are you?!"

"Liu Yi, you...... Are you scolding me?" Tao Fei pointed at himself and said angrily.

"I didn't scold you, this is all a serious afterword, you can't answer, what can I do. ”

"The gentleman doesn't have anything to do with you!" Tao Fei finished speaking, and left the office in a huff.

Yao Zhenzhen walked over and applauded Liu Yi lightly:

"Teacher Liu, you are still more 'talented', that Teacher Tao is an extremely good-looking person, and he has never been defeated by others in terms of knowledge. He is too embarrassed this time, and he probably won't come to our office in the future. ”

"It's good not to come, he's too annoying. ”

"Oh, by the way, I said that you would like to invite you to eat hot pot at our place tomorrow, Chen Ju said that there is something going on tomorrow, let's change it to this weekend, and I will call you then." ”

"No problem. ”

Liu Yi nodded, he really wanted to be a big Hun and take the 'Zhaojun' in front of him into his arms!

He reached into his pocket and touched the cold regeneration pendant, already imagining his happy life with Yao Zhenzhen.