"Hey, I'll tell you a secret, in fact, there are more than a dozen gold hidden in the wall behind you, you help me chisel the wall, we are four or six points of gold, and I am four and you are six. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info wait for me to go out, and immediately pull a team to work with Zhang Zuolin, Lao Tzu has been unhappy with him for many years. Lao Fang, I know that you are a doctor, and I will guarantee you to be my Minister of Education in the future, beautiful female college student, you can sleep as many as you want, hehehehehe......" In a ward of Kangning Hospital, a certain fifty-year-old man in a hospital gown said obscenely here, and suddenly grinned, and as soon as he hung saliva, he hung down like a waterfall, forming a disgusting puddle on the ground that had just been wiped.

One of his hands was handcuffed to the bedpost, and his wrists were covered with scabs from the frayed skin that had been torn open repeatedly, and it seemed that he had worked too hard to get rid of the handcuffs.

Fang Simin frowned, he really didn't want to talk to the other party.

As a doctor who has returned from studying in the United States, of course, he will not take a mentally ill person seriously. If it weren't for the fact that he was so bored these days, he would not have been able to tell the other party about his high-level titles such as "top liberal arts student in the Minjiang Provincial College Entrance Examination", "doctor of biochemistry in the United States", and "scientific consultant of a well-known pharmaceutical company in the United States". This garbage.

"Hey!" seemed to see the disdain and arrogance in Fang Simin's eyes, the fifty-year-old man suddenly became irritable, and in a blink of an eye, his expression became hideous, and he shouted angrily, "You look down on Lao Tzu, don't you?!"

Fang Simin was so frightened by this madman that he subconsciously shrank back half a position.

But after doing this, I immediately regretted it.

The heart said that I was a dignified doctor, how could I be frightened by a mental illness, and sat up straight again, and raised my head and said with contempt: "Why should I look down on you? What do you have to deserve from me?

However, Fang Simin's contempt was in vain, the old man didn't hear the contempt in his words at all, he just waved his hands excitedly, the handcuffs collided and rubbed against the bedpost, making a clattering sound, and shouted one by one: "You just look down on me! You just look down on me! Lao Tzu just knows that you look down on me!"

When encountering this kind of roommate who can't communicate, Fang Simin is like a dog biting a hedgehog, but with the other party being handcuffed to the bed, he rarely dares to spray directly in front of others, and sneered without scruples: "Heh, like you who are mentally retarded, what reason do I have to look down on you, what are you? You are just a mentally ill and Alzheimer's garbage." That is, fortunately, there is a mental hospital in this world, otherwise you would have been beaten to death a long time ago, do you believe it or not?"

Fang Simin's voice fell, and the old man, who was still crazy just now, suddenly fell silent.

He stared at Fang Simin for a few seconds, and the corners of his mouth grinned for no reason, and he let out a hehehe laugh.

The laughter was strange and long, and after laughing for five or six minutes, Fang Simin finally couldn't hold his breath and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

As soon as this question came out, the laughter came to an abrupt end.

Fang Simin's patient stared at him directly, and said with a serious face: "Do you know, only mental illness will be locked up with mental illness." ”

Fang Simin was stunned, then became furious, slapped the bed board and said, "You fart! Lao Tzu is not mentally ill!"

"Why aren't you! You retarded mind who opens your eyes and talks nonsense!" The old man can't do anything else, the new vocabulary of two words and two words, but he learns very quickly, and immediately uses the adjectives he learned from Fang Simin in Fang Simin's voice, and his voice is more than twice as loud as Fang Simin, and he said loudly, "Who is the person who is pulled out by Director Yang twice a day, and when he comes back after the electricity, he cries like a girl? Who is the person who is fed medicine by the nurse every day, and who is the person who behaves like my grandson when he takes medicine?" Who is it who tells me every day that he is a doctor, but he can't even speak a word in English? You are mentally retarded, you are sick! You are a typical schizophrenia! When Lao Tzu is still sober, he knows that he is not Chiang Kai-shek! What about you! You are paralyzed 24 hours a day, and you are awake for not a second! Whether you are crazy or not, you know that you are a doctor when you tell Lao Tzu! Doctor, you are a fucking egg! If you are a doctor, Lao Tzu will be a doctoral supervisor!"

Fang Simin was obviously scolded by the fifty-year-old man speechless, but his personality of not admitting defeat still made him stiffen his neck, forcibly continued to mock, and said with a scowling expression on his face: "You know a fart, do you know what a doctoral supervisor is?"

"Lao Tzu knows!" The fifty-year-old man straightened his chest and asked Fang Simin rhetorically, "Then do you know what a doctor is?"

Fang Simin was proud, straightened his neck and said, "Of course I know!

The fifty-year-old man said loudly: "Then you prove it to me!"

"I have a Ph.D." certificate!"

"Show it to me!"

"Put it at home!"

"Heh, I'm still the president of the country, and I keep my card at home. ”

"Believe it or not. ”

"You are really in the late stage of schizophrenia, 24 hours a day, and you don't have half a second to be awake. ”

Fang Simin got angry, snorted, turned his head to the fifty-year-old man, and silently thought in his heart not to be like a mentally ill person.

But his patient seemed to have grasped Fang Simin's handle, and kept chanting: "Schizophrenia, I can't even speak English, and I dare to say that I am a doctor." Schizophrenia, can't even speak English, and dares to say that he is a doctor. Schizophrenia, I can't even speak English, and I dare to say that I am a doctor......"

After chattering for more than ten minutes, Fang Simin finally couldn't help it, jumped up and opened his mouth and shouted: "my-name-is-Fangsimin......"

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, the door was suddenly pushed open.

Director Yang walked in in a white coat, and when he saw Fang Simin standing on the bed and speaking English, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned.

Fang Simin was also stunned.

The two looked at each other for two days, and Director Yang smiled: "You continue." ”

"I'm ......" Fang Simin opened his mouth, but sat down.

Director Yang smiled: "You go on, I also want to hear how well you speak English." ”

"Forget it, there's nothing to say, you won't understand it anyway. "Fang Simin's life is more than endless, and he will not stop.

His patient on the other side of the bed was happy, and laughed: "You are mentally handicapped, at most you are the English level of the first grade of junior high school!"

Fang Simin said angrily: "You know a fart!"

"Eh, you're someone else. Before people came in, they taught English in the third year of high school in the school, and the old three college graduates were worth much more than your diploma in the United States. Director Yang pointed to Fang Simin's patient and said to Fang Simin in a rather unceremonious tone, "Otherwise, why would I arrange for the two of you to live in the same room, not to consider that the two of you may have more common topics to help you recover soon." ”

As he was talking, two white coats followed.

The leader asked Director Yang, "Which one?"

"This. Director Yang pointed to Fang Simin as if he was pointing an animal, "Moderate schizophrenia, as well as severe cognitive impairment and paranoid personality tendencies, I have not found any violent tendencies at present, but it is best to tie it up, just in case." ”

"Okay, then we'll take it back. The white coat stepped forward and said to Fang Simin in a cold tone, "Get up and come with us." ”

Fang Simin was so frightened that he forgot to refute Director Yang that he was not sick, and shouted: "Who are you? Let me tell you, no matter where you take me, it is illegal and illegal detention! You know that mentally ill murder is not illegal, right? If you still treat me as mentally ill, believe it or not, I will kill you?!"

"Is this still called no violent tendency?" the leader's white coat frowned, "Hurry up, put on my restraint clothes!"

……

Outside Kangning Hospital, Fang Simin's eldest sister and eldest brother had been looking forward to it for more than half an hour. In order to be able to transport this unsuccessful younger brother back from Dongou City, this time their family can be said to have used all the connections they can use, and even a retired city leader is in trouble. On Wednesday, Xu Yiguang asked them to go back to go through the formalities, and they kept looking for someone to start running from the neighborhood committee, all the way to the sub-district office, the sub-district health center, and all the relevant institutions in the district and city, and in just 36 hours, they gathered all the materials they could use. It's just that the sequelae are a little bigger -- now not only is Dongou City determined that Fang Simin is mentally ill, but even on the other side of the Minjiang River, within a radius of 10 miles of Fang Simin's living area, the matter of Fang Simin's suffering from schizophrenia has also spread to passers-by. But there is no way about this matter, after all, if he can't get this certificate, Fang Simin won't be able to go home.

"Eh, eh, it's out! It's out!" Fang Simin's eldest sister was so excited that she burst into tears when she saw her younger brother who was tied up like a dumpling being pushed out of a wheelchair.

His eldest brother frowned, and said in a deep voice: "How did it happen like this, it can't be really crazy, right?"

"Fart you!" the eldest sister said angrily, "How can such a brilliant person as our family Amin be crazy?

"Don't say that people planted him, if it weren't for Amin talking nonsense on the Internet and offending people who shouldn't be offended, why would the police in Dongou City go all the way to Minjiang to arrest him. I said a long time ago that Amin is a hard mouth. The eldest brother said very politely.

As he spoke, Fang Simin had already been pushed to the ambulance coming from the Minjiang River.

"I won't tell you. Sister Fang Simin didn't have a good airway, so she hurriedly ran to the ambulance and asked the leading doctor with a sad face, "Doctor Bao, when will our Amin go home?

"Let's go back and talk about it, it depends on the situation. The lead doctor said with a blank face wearing a mask.

"What's the good news, our family Amin is not ......sick," Sister Fang Simin said, quickly pulled the doctor to the other side of the car, took out a red envelope from his pocket, and stuffed it into the doctor's hand covertly.

Doctor Bao weighed the weight, immediately smiled, and changed his words: "I'll talk about it when I get out of Qujiang Province." ”

Fang Simin's eldest sister finally breathed a sigh of relief.

……

After receiving the person who should be picked up, the two cars hurriedly fled Dongou City.

Fang Simin's eldest sister waited in the car worriedly for more than 3 hours, and when the car drove to the last service station before getting off at the high speed, the doctors of Minjiang Psychiatric Hospital finally pushed Fang Simin, who seemed to be dying, out of the car, and said to Fang Simin's eldest sister with a solemn expression: "We can say okay, this is a strong request from your family members, and if something happens, our hospital is not responsible." ”

"Voluntary, voluntary, absolutely voluntary!" Fang Simin's eldest sister said repeatedly.

Dr. Bao nodded and called the hospital's leaders first.

After the communication was completed, he brought a list and asked Fang Simin's eldest sister to sign it.

After completing the handover procedures, he untied the restraint clothes tied to Fang Simin's body.

Fang Simin was weak and was tied up for a few hours, his blood pressure suddenly rose, his eyes were dark, and he fainted directly.

After an unknown time, when he slowly woke up, he was already lying in his own home.

It was night and the lights were on in the house.

I haven't been back for more than ten days, but my home hasn't changed much from before I left.

Dust accumulates where it accumulates, and messy corners are still messy.

The only difference is that his computer is gone.

"Sister......" Fang Simin shouted weakly.

His eldest sister held his hand with tears in her eyes and kept comforting: "Amin, don't worry, go home, the bad guys won't come to arrest you." ”

Fang Simin said: "My computer ......"

His eldest sister hurriedly said: "The computer has been brought back and placed in the living room." ”

Fang Simin breathed a sigh of relief.

His eldest sister asked, "Do you want me to make you something to eat?"

"Not hungry. Fang Simin shook his head. This statement is not false. The past few days in Dongou City are probably the best 5 days of his work and rest in the past 5 years. Eat on time, sleep on time, and sometimes even exercise once in a while. And the food in the hospital is not bad, the halo is evenly matched, and the food is better than when I was at home.

His eldest sister still didn't worry about him, and said, "Eat whatever you want, if you don't like what I do, I'll go out and buy some for you." ”

Fang Simin thought about it and felt that it wasn't spending his money anyway, so he nodded and said, "Okay." ”

As soon as the eldest sister went out, Fang Simin immediately lifted the quilt and ran to the outhouse to take her baby computer back to the bedroom.

Quickly connected the cable, turned on the power, waited for a few minutes, and as the boot music sounded, Fang Simin was completely relieved.

He now has almost a penny left in his pocket, and if this computer goes wrong again, it will really run out of food.

Hurriedly looked at the contents of the hard drive, and seeing that all the files were still there, Fang Simin showed a relieved smile.

He settled down, habitually opened IE, and appeared on the forum.

As soon as he logged in, Fang Simin found that there were 99+ messages in the mailbox of the private message.

He had never had this kind of treatment, and he was overjoyed at once, thinking that I had such a great appeal, and my disappearance for more than ten days had attracted widespread attention from the society. With an extremely narcissistic mood, Fang Simin rushed to open the letter. When I opened the top one, I glanced at it, and the smile on my face quickly collapsed.

"Lao Fang, is the statement issued by Dongou City true? Your doctorate has really been withdrawn? and ...... You can't really be mentally ill, are you?"

Fang Simin didn't dare to order it, and clicked on another envelope, but it was sent by someone from the "hostile forces": "I'm grass, I'm also in the water in my brain, and I've been talking about mental illness like you for so long." Bad pen, your doctoral degree has been revoked by the United States, and you still have the face to say that others plagiarized, why don't you say that your own ass is not clean?"

Fang Simin looked at it and replied: "A mentally handicapped like you knows what about the revocation of academic qualifications, do you know what the degree certification process in the United States looks like?

After replying to this, Fang Simin gritted his teeth and directly closed the forum.

But the face is no longer right.

When he was in the hospital, Fang Simin had no idea about the revocation of his diploma, but two people in a row asked him this question, which was enough to make him extremely uneasy.

Fang Simin gasped, and habitually clicked on his QQ, which no one had paid attention to for thousands of years.

I don't want to just go up, QQ beeped.

Fang Simin took a look and found that it was the editor-in-charge of the magazine who was calling him, so he hurriedly clicked on it. I saw that the message was from three days ago, and it read: "Teacher Fang, I heard that something happened to you recently. For the sake of your health, we have decided not to accept your submissions for the time being. I hope you understand. ”

Fang Simin's eyes widened.

If this magazine doesn't accept his contributions, what will he eat in the future?

Fang Simin had mixed feelings, and hurriedly replied: "Brother Wang, what's going on?"

But after waiting for several minutes, the other party never returned.

Fang Simin was anxious, he grabbed the scalp that didn't have a few hairs left, gritted his teeth, and re-boarded the forum, trembling, and clicked on the link.

The interface jumped, and a reply from the Dongou City Public Security Bureau jumped out. Fang Moumou blurred his real name with Fang Moumou, but clearly pointed out his [Noah's Ark] vest, and wrote the reason for the arrest and relevant facts, and the most sensitive thing about Fang Si was the sentence "After anonymous reports from the masses, Fang Moumou's doctoral dissertation is forged, and our bureau has reported the situation to the relevant departments." Please consult the Ministry of Education for follow-up results. ”

"Impossible...... It's been so many years, how can someone find out......" Fang Simin seemed to have received a hammer on his head, and his whole person trembled uncontrollably.

At this moment, Fang Simin's eldest sister came back from outside with a bowl of wontons.

As soon as Fang Simin saw her, he immediately pounced, his eyes showed obvious madness, and asked, "Sister, what's going on?"

"What's going on...... Fang Simin and his sister were frightened.

Fang Simin waved his hands, exactly the same as his patient's movements a few hours ago, "Are there any documents, are there any documents for me to ......?"

Fang Simin and his sister were stunned for a moment, and finally remembered that before leaving, Dongou City handed over an envelope to her.

She looked at the contents inside, it was a photocopy, all in English, and the content was incomprehensible, but it did have Fang Simin's name written on it.

"Yes, yes. I'll show it to you......" Fang Simin and his sister quickly took out the envelope from her bag.

Fang Simin snatched it, opened the envelope that had been opened, took out the statement inside, and quickly scanned it-

Although he basically couldn't understand what was written on it, the University of Michigan chapter, his own name, and the last sentence of the key words like "doctor" and "withdrawn" still gave him a strong sense of vertigo.

Fang Simin felt a statement chirping in his ears, like a train whistle, and the whine gradually became louder.

He held the letter, and the expression on his face slowly became dazed and sluggish.

He raised his head, looked at his sister, and muttered as if talking to himself, "I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor......"

"Amin, Amin, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me......" Fang Simin and his sister panicked, quickly took out her mobile phone, dialed his brother's phone, and said with a crying voice, "Hey, come on! Amin has a brain problem, it's really crazy......"