020 A word wakes up the dreamer
Zhang Yang wanted to hide in the room all the time, but he didn't know why the roof actually started to leak, the water was not ordinary water, probably the sewer pipe upstairs had burst, it was really not an ordinary smell.
He couldn't stay any longer, so he had to go to the courtyard and wait for the plumber to check what was wrong.
called a few waiters to move the items in his room to another room, and Zhang Yang was forced to change rooms helplessly.
Even if the leak was fixed, he couldn't imagine what it would be like to live in a place that had been flooded with feces and urine.
Zhang Yang, who was sitting at the tea table, didn't dare to spread his legs again this time, if his pants exploded his crotch again, he wouldn't be able to change his pants at this time.
Just as he was thinking about the question thrown to him by the system, a familiar call interrupted Zhang Yang's train of thought.
"Yo, little dog, why is it so coincidental that I actually met you here. ”
Zhang Yang looked up, and a familiar face broke into his sight, it was actually Wang Wei, his junior high school physics teacher.
It is precisely because of this person that Zhang Yang is inspired to be a people's teacher.
When he was in junior high school, Zhang Yang's physics grades were not very good, and it was not until he lived in the house of this teacher who often called him a little dog sister that he improved step by step and jumped to the first place in the city.
Because he always likes to keep a mushroom head, Zhang Yang affectionately calls him the mushroom king.
"Teacher Wang, why did you come to Cloud City?" Zhang Yang didn't dare to call him that nickname in front of him, thinking that when he was still his student, he was not less smeared.
Is it really smeared...... In junior high school, the school no longer uses black and white to whiteboards.
This mushroom king writes a board book and likes to wipe it directly, as soon as he sees Zhang Yang and these boys mischievous, he stretches out a big hand and kindly ** their cheeks.
Sometimes he would improvise some turtles or draw an old head directly on his face.
"I'm not allowed to come to travel, you're a walnut, right? The mushroom king stroked his mushroom head, sat opposite Zhang Yang and chatted with him.
Zhang Yang's favorite thing about the mushroom king is that he doesn't talk ordinarily funny, he often remembers the jokes he tells in class, and by the way, he remembers the knowledge points together.
I think that when he talked about the chapter on electric current, he actually took the scenic spot to line up as an example, and said that the current is like a human flow, and the whole class was amused by him and lost their teeth.
Recalling the past, Zhang Yang laughed unconsciously, poured a bowl of tea and handed it to the mushroom king, and the two chatted about the past events that happened in school.
"By the way, little dog girl, didn't you swear to me when you graduated that you wanted to be a teacher?
“emmmm…… I am currently teaching some special students, and I have some questions I would like to ask you, Mr. Wang. Zhang Yang really felt that he still had such a loss of luck, and he couldn't find the answer, so he sent the answer to the door by himself.
"Oh?
"Well, I've been thinking about what it means to be a teacher. ”
"Call you a little dog, you really go to eat Xiang, I can't figure out such a simple question. The mushroom king glanced at Zhang Yang with disdain, and the words he said made him swallow a mouthful of old blood and neither vomit nor vomit.
I thought that this Wang Wei really hadn't changed at all, and he had damaged people one after another, but he didn't hate him.
When he was studying, Zhang Yang was really painful and happy under his hands. knew that he was scolding, but he was quite happy to be scolded, and once wondered if he had a tendency to be masochistic.
The mushroom king abused him thousands of times, and he treated the mushroom king like his first love.
Seeing Zhang Yang's face hurt, Wang Wei knew that it was probably his embarrassment that had happened again, and said it to himself.
"There is a saying that people have two fathers in their lives, one is the biological father who gave birth to him, and the other is the teacher who educates him. When you can treat your students as your own children, you can be called a teacher" The mushroom king rarely said such a philosophical thing seriously, but the next sentence made Zhang Yang squirt out directly with a mouthful of water.
"Anyway, I've been teaching you for so many years, why don't you call me Dad, hurry up, call Dad. ”
Wang Wei sprinkled all his blood on the podium when he was young, and he never thought about his marriage, and Zhang Yang had no object when he graduated.
knew that Zhang Yang had been orphaned since he was a child, and he always kidnapped him to call his father, but he never succeeded.
"You call me a puppy sister at every turn, and let me call you dad, is it that Mr. Wang, your species needs to be considered?" Zhang Yang glanced at the mushroom king teasingly, causing him to ravage Zhang Yang's cheeks again.
It's just that this time it's no longer the big black hand, and it doesn't leave any traces.
"Hey, you're such a rabbit's tail that can't grow. How old are the people, and they are still so shapeless. The mushroom king glanced at Zhang Yang's clean face with some regret, and really wanted to immediately blacken his hand and paint him a big flower face.
got the answer he wanted, Zhang Yang chatted with the mushroom king and handed over the answer to the system.
"It's really gratifying that the host can think like this, and there is something wrong with the system this time, and the task of skipping the level should not be released to the host, and I apologize to the host here. The host's task at this stage is simple, all you need to do is find a suitable shelter for the monsters. ”
The first time he heard the system so serious, Zhang Yang was a little stunned, and hurriedly took over the system and apologized to the system.
Before I had time to look at the newly released tasks of the system, I was knocked on the head.
"Little dog, can you change your god-running problem? Where did you go in the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties? Can you survive in society like this?"
The mushroom king's words made Zhang Yang a little embarrassed, isn't this that he often complains about Li Jing's words, it turns out that in his eyes, he and Li Jing are actually all the way......
After chatting with the mushroom king for a long time, Zhang Yang sent him out of the teahouse.
Before leaving, the mushroom king also abused Zhang Yang with an unbelievable look, saying that he didn't believe that such a stylish teahouse was actually designed and arranged by the funny students in his eyes.
Zhang Yang only felt that he had received a critical attack of 10,000 points, he always felt that he was a very literary and artistic young man, but he didn't expect that in the eyes of his teacher, he was also a stupid X......
At this time, Zhang Yang somewhat understood why Li Jing would have a sad expression every time he trained Li Jing, because now he has the same expression on his face as Li Jing at that time.
Looking at the back of the mushroom king walking away, Zhang Yang secretly swore that he must take a detour next time he saw him, he didn't want to look for excitement.