011 Leave me alone
stared nervously at the progress bar of the turtle crawl, guessing what kind of terrifying existence it was, and actually made the system so big this week.
But seeing the person who teleported over, Zhang Yang couldn't figure it out. is obviously a sunny boy who loves to laugh, how terrifying can it be?
At this time, Zhang Yang didn't know that he would soon pay the price for this idea.
"You are the teacher who took my task this time, let me tell you, in fact, my task is very simple, that is, careless, just pay attention, it is not as exaggerated as they say. Before he could speak, Li Jing crackled.
Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and secretly thought: This is a lively one, and it shouldn't be difficult to teach.
Anyone who has experience as a teacher knows that the more lively the child, the easier it is to teach, but it is a sunken and silent baby, and it may explode one day. Lu Ke has long said that if you don't explode in silence, you will die in silence.
"You're Li Jing, I'll take you to the guest room to rest first, it's a little late today, we'll talk about it tomorrow." Zhang Yang retracted his thoughts, took Li Jing to the backyard, and met Meng Xun as soon as he went out, he instantly turned into a small rocket, and jumped over with a "whoosh".
"Little mouse, it turns out that you are also here, so I said that I haven't seen you recently. How are you doing here?" Li Jing looked at the cute person in front of him with shiny eyes, and happily grabbed Meng Xun's hand and jumped up.
"Li Jing, why are you here too? Also, don't call me a little mouse anymore, I have a name, it's called Meng Xun. After Meng Xun finished speaking, he gave Zhang Yang a sympathetic look, which made Zhang Yang a little confused. Li Jing on the side didn't notice it, he smirked and scratched his head.
"Meng Xun, that's a nice name. Speaking of this, Li Jing glanced at Meng Xun, blushed and said, "Do you mean to find him in your dreams?"
"No, it's the name taken by the boss, just because I'm a treasure hunting mouse, I took a search word, and then I just set a surname, and I didn't say anything. Meng Xun looked at him innocently, but he didn't understand Li Jing's words.
Seeing such a situation, Zhang Yang couldn't understand that this Li Jing probably liked Meng Xun, but Meng Xun was stupid and couldn't tell the difference, and only regarded him as an ordinary friend.
laughed at Li Jing twice, Leng made him blush, and hurriedly changed the topic.
"Meng Xun called you boss, right, then I will also call you that. When we first met, I would like to introduce myself, my name is Li Jing, male, 178cm tall, weight confidential, age confidential, like rainy days, prefer ......"
Speaking of this, Li Jing glanced at Meng Xun next to him, but seeing Meng Xun's cute face, he sighed secretly.
Zhang Yang smiled secretly, handed Li Jing to Meng Xun, made room for the two of them to talk slowly, and went back to the room.
After playing mobile games for a while, Zhang Yang fell asleep.
In his sleep, he dreamed that he had completed the task and obtained a lot of demon coins, which were exchanged for a large number of longevity pills for Uncle Chen to eat as jelly beans.
I also borrowed five hundred years from the sky, ran to the tombstones of the local tyrants, and danced disco with a smile.
"Leave me alone!"
Zhang Yang was dancing vigorously in his dream, and a loud roar interrupted his dream, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the sky was just bright.
He usually sleeps late, and the next day he won't go until noon to defeat the quilt monster.
The employees in the teahouse have been explained by Zhang Yang, and they all know that they must not fire the boss to sleep in the morning.
I don't know which rabbit cub roared like this, disturbing people's dreams but going to be struck by lightning!
Zhang Yang complained in his heart, turned over, and was about to continue sleeping, but there was a louder noise outside the door.
"Bang" What kind of muffled sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.
"Bang la-la" is the sound of a bamboo tea set falling to the ground.
Zhang Yang instantly popped out several tic-tac-toe characters in his head, suddenly lifted the quilt, opened the door with his messy hair, squinted and yelled.
"Who, can you stop for a while, didn't you tell you not to make noise in the morning? I don't understand, right?" As soon as Zhang Yang finished yelling, he saw a confused Li Jing lying on the ground, with some tea sets scattered in front of him.
"What are you doing? Picking up soap?"
"I ...... I'm picking up something, not soap. ”
"Oh, then you pick it up slowly, lightly, don't disturb me to sleep. ”
It can only be said that Zhang Yang is not completely awake at this time, and his brain is still on the pillow, so he ignores the looks of the employees asking for help, and does not see Meng Xun, who has transformed into a little mouse form and cowered behind the shadow wall.
Since the morning, Li Jing has been robbing them of their work, shouting "let me come" and directly snatching it, throwing a wink to Meng Xun while grabbing it.
But he didn't have one thing that he could do well, he caused them a lot of trouble, and no one could stop him, even Meng Xun was scared enough by his bloody appearance.
I thought that the boss would be able to manage it when he came out, but who knew that the boss was busy sleeping, but he didn't find that the teahouse was messy today.
Zhang Yang, who got back into the quilt, fell asleep, but he didn't expect that as soon as he fell asleep, he heard the sound of porcelain breaking, jumped up instantly, cleaned up at will, and rushed out of the room, turning into Grande.
"Who broke the porcelain? I don't know if this thing is very expensive? I told you to be careful, but I just don't listen, I want to be deducted from my salary!" Zhang Yang roared as he walked to the backyard, only to see Li Jing squatting aggrievedly in the middle of the debris, and before he could ask what was going on, various complaints from employees came from his ears.
"Boss, take care of him, this morning is a mess for us. ”
"yes, he told him to do whatever we did, but none of them did well. ”
"That's it, boss, we don't want to ask him for help, but he just grabs it and does it. ”
"Rob it, rob it, but wiping his ass is several times more tiring than doing it ourselves, boss, you quickly tell him not to help. ”
After listening to the employee's accusation, Zhang Yang took a deep breath and silently thought in his heart: The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, this is not good, it is not good, I will bear it.
pulled Li Jing to the coffee table, pressed him on the stool, and chatted with him while cooking tea. But Li Jing was not interested in his nagging at all, and directly went in and out of his left ear, but he became interested in cooking tea and observed it intently.
Zhang Yang thought in his heart that cooking tea could stabilize his impatient temperament.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yang patiently taught him.
Governing the device, Li Jing directly smashed the teapot on the teacup when he poured the cup, and Zhang Yang endured it.
Nacha, Li Jing directly poured out all the tea leaves in a can, and Zhang Yang endured it again.
Washing tea, Li Jing splashed boiling water all over the coffee table, and almost splashed it on Zhang Yang's crotch, and now he couldn't bear it anymore.
A few green tendons coiled around Zhang Yang's brain, and if you listen carefully, you can still hear the clenching of teeth. No one can stand such an unreliable baby, Zhang Yang instructed Li Jing to stay here by himself, and went back to the room angrily to find the system to settle accounts.