I slept until daylight, and I didn't even have time for morning self-study, and in a daze, Ma Jie called me, but I asked him to go first. I didn't want to face it, and in the end it was the head teacher who woke me up and scolded me on the phone, and I got dressed and the school building in a panic, and the price for the first class had already begun.

There is nothing special in the classroom, Lin Keer sent me a few text messages, and I replied with or without a mess. After class, I went to the toilet to smoke and chatted with a few chaotic bastards, and they asked me if I was Liang Qi playing my price last night. I said yes, and was later driven away by Wang Yao. They scolded Liang Qi and said that he was pretending to be all over the place, and I know that they also scolded and scolded indiscriminately.

The price of the third class was lowered, and Wang Yao came to play me, saying that he negotiated the price with Mai Sheng and Liang Qi, and the fifth queen would not play our troublesome price.

I asked her really? She said really. He also said that he was eating in the evening.

I'll just bargain and say they won't ambush us again. Wang Yao said that it would not be priced, if they dared to do this again, she would definitely not let them go. I see that Wang Yao said sincerely, the bureau said okay, and give them another chance.

Wang Yao said: "However, they still have messy conditions. ”

"What?"

"Say I want you to apologize. ”

", there's no mistake. Let's apologize to them?

"Okay, can you give me some face, you didn't suffer much, you guys didn't suffer much, last time you fought like that in the Blue Moon Hotel, and last night you attacked Liang Qi in the water room...... Okay, okay, I know that you are at a loss, can you give me a face, after all, they are also brothers, you apologize and are not ashamed. ”

Seeing that I didn't speak, Wang Yao said again: "Zuo Fei, I have a lot of mouths about the price, can you give me some face?" I really don't want to see you set the price again!"

Looking at Wang Yao's earnest appearance, although I was reluctant in my heart, I still couldn't bear to refuse her, so I had to say, "I'm okay with this." But I'm not a good person, and then I'll ask the monkeys if they're okay?"

Wang Yao said: "Okay, if the monkey is unwilling, our bureau will tell him personally." ”

It seems that Wang Yao, the peacemaker, should set the price, and let us stop the war at any cost.

Monkey also said before that Wang Yao had a better relationship with them. Wang Yao's price for us so many times is enough to make the price enough, if we don't even want to sell this little face, then our bureau really doesn't know the price.

Because I was still shouldering the task of escorting Lin Keer, I didn't rush to play with Monkey and Huang Jie after school at noon, but picked up Lin Keer from class first, and then went to the cafeteria to eat a price. Send her back to the dormitory for the Internet café that came later.

Monkey and Huang Jie are still playing games, but looking at them listless, and there is no price for the vitality of scolding the whole country in the past, they are a little absent-minded when they play games. I thought to myself what the price of these two people, did they encounter any setbacks, or were they scolded in the game? I walked behind them and patted them on the shoulder, and they turned around, and they jumped up in surprise, and said in surprise:

"Zuo Fei, you come at the price!"

"Zuo Fei, I miss you so much!"

"Zuo Fei hurry up and buy us a meal. ”

"Zuo Fei, we haven't eaten anything in a mess all night!"

“……”

I doubt if I don't come to the Internet café, will they starve to death here?

I bought them two fried noodles at a small shop outside for a price, and then delivered them to the computer myself, which is really impossible to show me at such a good price in the whole country. The two of them devoured and ate, and sure enough, they quickly regained their vitality, not only greatly speeding up the speed of operating the keyboard and mouse, but also scolding the stupidity of the whole country with foaming at the mouth.

When they stop the chaos, I will take a chance to bargain about Wang Yao's affairs. The monkey didn't say anything after listening to the price, and I knew that it was too hard to make the monkey admit defeat and apologize, which was not in line with his character at all. I had no choice but to persuade: "Monkey, let's calculate the price, Wang Yao is not easy, we have helped the price so many times, can we sell Wang Yao to save face?"

The monkey still didn't speak, his eyes staring at the computer screen, and he quickly operated the mouse and keyboard.

"I know you're uncomfortable, but Wang Yao feels even more uncomfortable, Liangmai is her good friend, right......"

The monkey was still silent, but I saw that his brow was furrowing more and more, and the corners of his mouth were slightly twitching, and his anger was about to be full. Finally, he scolded out: "Can the two stupid people in Shimono not give me the first price again, your whole family, do you dare to say where you are from!!!!!

“……”

I suddenly wanted to hack the monkey to death.

Even Huang Jie, who was in Xinmai, couldn't help the price, he ripped off the monkey's headset and said: "You can respect the messy Zuo Fei and no one will talk about the sky-high price in your Xinmai, and what you say is the right thing!"

I looked at Huang Jie gratefully, this person has such a strong sense of justice, it is estimated that he is the descendant of Huang Feihong.

The monkey was stunned: "Ah, Zuo Fei, what price did you just say?"

I suddenly wanted to hack the monkey to death again.

"That's right, Zuo Fei, what did you just say about the price?" Huang Jie also asked.

I suddenly wanted to slash them both to death.

But it's too late. As soon as I said coldly, Huang Jieju pounced on his seat.

"Ahhh

The monkey couldn't help but say, "I'm cāo, you just came to pull my headset after the chaos...... Zuo Fei, you wait for the chaos, and I will finish the game immediately. ”

God, give me AK47, I'm going to blow them both up!

The strong have their own strong players.

The wicked have their own grinding.

The road is high and chaotic, and the magic is high and chaotic.

The ruthless are afraid of being stunned, and the stunned are afraid of dying.

People are not ruthless, and they can't stand steadily.

At this moment, my mind was full of these words. I stood up and walked to the middle of their chassis, and held out the middle finger of both of my hands—the middle finger of sin. "Click" chaotic sound, the two of their computer life messy black screen.

"!" the two of them almost jumped to their feet, and I smiled wickedly at their frantic faces.

"You bastard!" the monkey grabbed my neck: "You are stupid and we Shanxi people are stupid, you know!"

Huang Jie also pinched my neck and feet, "You really smear us Shanxi people......"

The chaos in the Internet café was crying wolf, attracting a crowd of onlookers, I dragged them out of the Internet café, and when their relationship calmed down, I talked about Wang Yao's matter again.

"What is going on?" the monkey asked me.

"yes. "I was stunned.

"Delay our text!" Huang Jie dropped the garbish sentence and entered the Internet café.

"Sick you. "The monkey also followed.

I hurried into the Internet café and saw that they had already sat down to pay the price, and before they could open the game, I quickly pounced and said, "Monkey, I didn't have time to eat that night." ”

"Eat hair, can you see that they can eat it?"

Listening to this, our bureau knows that the monkey does not agree to settle with Mai Sheng and Liang Qi. I said, "How can Wang Yao Namai explain?"

The monkey laughed nonsense: "Don't worry, isn't Wang Yao your lover? ”

"What?" Huang Jie poked his head over: "Wang Yao is Zuo Fei's lover?

I stroked my forehead: "Monkey, can we say something serious? The bureau is not destined to reconcile with Mai Sheng and Liang Qi, we also have to give someone Wang Yao an explanation!"

The monkey didn't answer me, but put his hand into the crotch of his pants.

“…… Monkey, what are you going to do, it's not good in broad daylight, is it?"

The monkey ignored me, and in a moment he found something black and threw it around the table. I looked at it randomly, and it turned out to be a USB flash drive.

"There's an audio in it, you can show it to Wang Yao and let her make her own decisions. ”

I was overjoyed, the bureau knew that the monkey was getting a good price, but I didn't dare to take it: "Where did you just take it out?"

"Nonsense, can I put such an important thing outside? I have a pocket on my underwear, don't worry, it's clean, we care about it so much?"

“……”

I asked for wet wipes at the bar, ignoring the cold eyes and sneers of the monkeys, and wiped the price of the USB flash drive all over the place.

"Prices. "I put the USB stick up.

"Wait, there's one more thing. The monkey whispered.

"What?" I leaned over and put my ear close to the monkey's mouth, waiting for his instructions.

We fight for the boss every day, but who dares to deny the identity of the monkey's boss now?

The monkey grabbed me by the ear and whispered, "Lend me five dollars, for dinner has not yet arrived." ”

"Haha, my bureau knows!" Huang Jie didn't know what to ask for: "You still want to hide it from me, no way, borrow me five yuan!"

I angrily threw down my ten dollars and left the Internet café.

Although it was still noon, I immediately called Wang Yao.

"What audio?" Wang Yao seemed to be asleep in a daze.

"I don't know, the monkey bureau is for you to listen. ”

"Okay, you wait for me downstairs in the women's dormitory. ”

I went downstairs to the women's dormitory and sat under the shade of a tree. After a while, Wang Yao lowered the price, obviously not waking up yet, yawning on the chaotic road, and his hair was a little messy, but he looked cute and extremely expensive.

"What the hell is it, so mysterious. Wang Yao also had a laptop in his hand.

"Who knows. "I plugged in the USB flash drive.

The two of us sat on the steps, watching the XX security guard scan the USB flash drive, and a dozen Trojan viruses popped up in a while.

Me, Wang Yao: "......"

"I guess the monkey downloaded something randomly. I laughed dryly, "Kill it." ”

After killing the virus, it has been more than ten minutes. Although it was early autumn, it was still sunny at noon, and we were sweating on our foreheads for a while. But I didn't feel annoyed when I was messy, Wang Yao sat in Xinmai, and I didn't feel annoyed when I sat for three days and three nights.

However, Wang Yao didn't think so much, she quickly opened the USB flash drive and muttered to herself: "Audio...... Which one?"

I looked at the text jiàn clip and was stunned, there are dozens of audios in it, and there are indefinite numbers.

Damn, which one is it, isn't the monkey playing with people!

"Hey, this!" Wang Yao said suddenly.

I looked intently, and there was an audio of "Fly Left Here" in the mess of audio.

It's still a monkey carrying! It's a sweet little padded jacket!

Wang Yao quickly clicked on, the audio was very short, only a dozen seconds, and the voice outside the notebook was quite loud: "Haha, Zuo Fei, click on it? The audio I let you watch is not this, you can click on the No. 07 audio bureau for five prices." "There was the sound of a monkey lewd.

Me, Wang Yao: "......"

I suddenly felt that monkeys were so boring.

Wang Yao shrugged, and clicked on the audio of price 07 again, and the sound of the price calling the bed came from inside the red fruit.

"Oh, BABY, COMEON......" AND TM A FOREIGNER!

Both of us blushed instantly, it's not like I haven't seen a pornographic video, I've never seen it with a woman, let alone Wang Yao's price!

The European and American women in the audio are still screaming, but fortunately there is no one around, otherwise we will lose the price of the dead.

Wang Yao said with a straight face: "This game is something that the monkey asked me to listen to?"

I was embarrassed and said, "I don't know, who knows what kind of wind the monkey smokes......"

The sound of calling the bed stopped abruptly, and the monkey's obscene voice came again: "Haha, Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, you two are messing around with the price, right? I'm joking with you, in fact, it's not this that makes you listen to this, you click on the No. 13 audio bureau for five prices!"

...... "I've never seen such a boring person as a monkey!"

Wang Yao had no choice but to click on the audio on the 13th again, and there was another sound of a woman calling the bed from the red fruit, but this time it seemed to be a Japanese girl: "Messy library...... Ransom ...... Ami Butterfly!"

Wang Yao squinted at me: "This is you colluding with the monkey to play with me, right?"

I hurriedly said, "No, I just got the USB flash drive." "Winter pounces.

Monkeys are really ...... I'm sick!

The sound of the bed stopped again, and the monkey's voice sounded again: "Okay, don't tease you little two, and order the audio of No. 5." ”

"Hurry up Audio 5!" I said.

"Before the audio of the 5th, I want to ask, what does the little couple mean?" Wang Yao's eyes were like knives.

I cried with a sad face: "I don't know......"

"If you talk nonsense outside, our bureau will castrate you ......" Wang Yao said in a hurry, and opened the audio of No. 5.

I listened intently, and unsurprisingly, the sound of a woman calling for the bed came again.

"Damn!" Wang Yao was so angry that he almost dropped the price of the notebook.

"No matter how patient you are, you also know the monkey's style, how funny he is...... The monkey said that there is really something very important to tell you!" I hurriedly stopped Wang Yao, for fear that her notebook of thousands of yuan would be smashed.

Wang Yao took several breaths before continuing to sit down and listen to the audio. Under the instructions of the monkey, we clicked on the 15th audio, 27th audio, 36th audio, 12th audio, and 23rd audio...... Of course, we heard the sound of women all over the world calling for bed, and in the end, even Indian women came out with prices, and the accents were so bad that I couldn't bear to hear them.

Wang Yao's faces and I are getting redder and redder, saying that this is the first time I have listened to pornographic audio with a girl, and the random listening bureau is more than a dozen paragraphs without repetition, I don't know whether to thank the monkey or hate the monkey?

Just as he heard a chaotic Arab woman calling for the bed, a chaotic voice suddenly came from overhead: "Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, what are you two doing?"

I looked up randomly, and it turned out to be Lin Keer.

Lin Keer pushed open the window in the dormitory on the third floor of the women's dormitory and looked at us.

Fortunately, it was far away, and she didn't know that Wang Yao and I were listening to pornographic audio.

"Ah, the monkey said that there was something for Wang Yao to see. I hastened to say.

"Can I mess around?"

Before I could speak, Wang Yao immediately said, "Yes, come and watch it!"

"Okay. Lin Ke'er disappeared into the window, and it was estimated that he would just go downstairs to get the price after a while.

I looked at Wang Yao with a complicated expression: "Are you sure you want to tell her to listen to it?"

The two girls who were ambiguous with me and I messed around listening to pornographic audio...... What a strange sight this is, I'm cǎo!

Wang Yao said coldly: "I suspect that the monkey is playing with us, now click on the last messy audio, if there is no important thing he said, then my bureau can only go to the price." ”

"Okay. "I have no other way to price, but to scold the eighteenth generation of the monkey's ancestors in my heart.

We followed the monkey's instructions and clicked on the No. 1 audio, and this time we finally didn't call the price of the bed, but the monkey's voice came: "Wang Yao, I'm recording this audio in the Internet café now, and I specially set up the yellow audio for the previous one...... Yes, the following recording, you may feel sad when you listen to the price, and you will cry if you are not cold. But it doesn't matter, Wang Yao, please believe me, and believe Zuo Fei, we will always mess with you. Do you have a good price? Let's get started. ”

"Wow......" Lin Keer happened to run the price over, and I made a "shhh

The sun was shining overhead, and the three of us sat under the shade of a small tree, and the whole world was silent except for the rustle of the leaves in the wind. After the monkey's voice, there was a silence that lasted for more than ten seconds, because of his previous foreshadowing, this silence was like the collective solemnity of everyone in the coffin at the funeral.

Finally, there is a valuable voice, there are quite a lot of people, it is very noisy, it is like drinking, and there is no sound of persuasion to drink, and the drinking order is coming. After a while, a chaotic voice rang out: "Buy Sheng, let's drink a messy cup too." It was Liang Qi's voice.

"You drink less, and every time you drink more, you make trouble. "The tone of Mai Sheng is not very good.

"Haha, it's okay, come, drink, drink!"

After the two touched the cup, Liang Qi said again: "Buy Sheng, I really can't figure it out, what do we have to do with Wang Yao's girl, do you want to soak her?"

Mai Sheng: "Soak her? Isn't that a fire? I don't want to be beaten to death by her brother yet, besides, what's so good about that crazy woman, I won't soak her if a woman dies all over the world." ”

Liang Qi: "Haha, you still have a high consciousness, if Wang Yao throws himself into his arms, I will definitely want it, not for nothing." ”

Mai Sheng: "You can't control your crotch, and that woman must not be provoked." ”

Liang Qi: "Then why do we still have to deal with her, my brother and sister are calling all day long?"

Mai Sheng: "Do you remember our goal?"

Liang Qi: "Of course I remember, dominate the chaos in Dongcheng, and then slowly develop outside the school, and be the first chaotic force in Dongcheng!"

Mai Sheng: "That consideration, for us, it is not a problem to dominate the chaos, and the chaotic situation in the third year of high school is our world, but if you want to develop outside, Wang Yao and her brother are chaotic and can't get through." Let's have a good relationship with Wang Yao, and in the future, we can get close to Wang Yao and her brother, gain her brother's trust, and then kill her brother and take the territory outside the school!"

Liang Qi: "Haha, so that's the case. Buy sheng, buy sheng, or your vision. ”

Mai Sheng: "So, as a last resort, don't provoke Wang Yao, let's play the emotional card with her, meet her messy requirements, the better you treat her, the more rewards you will have in the future......"

"Hahaha......" both of them laughed.

The audio comes to an abrupt end here, and there is no nonsense about the price monkey in the back, everything that should be said is said in front of the audio.

I don't know where the monkey got this audio from, and now there is no need to pursue this, this thing is like a chaotic depth charge, exploding heavily in Wang Yao's heart, and blowing her heart into a mess.

What does it feel like to be betrayed by someone you trust?

I don't know, I haven't experienced it, and I can't imagine Wang Yao's pain.

Wang Yao is still moving now, she didn't even blink her eyes, it seems that this audio has not yet been red, and it seems that she is still waiting for the audio to finally jump out of a messy easter egg, Mai Sheng and Liang Qi laughed and said, "Wang Yao, we are joking with you!"

But there will be no price, no more price, because the audio has already reached this red beam.

Wang Yao held the notebook in a daze, and did not speak for a long, long time, only the rustle of the wind blowing the leaves was left between heaven and earth. R832