Gurgle......

Liu Yi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, smelled the fragrance of the woman in front of him, and replied in a loud and masculine voice:

"Oh, I...... I'll just get it straight, Dr. Cui, I have a bit of a men's health problem......"

Unexpectedly, Liu Yi, who seems to be full of manliness, has this kind of trouble, and Cui Chunlei is also drunk. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info She said in surprise:

"Male, be specific!"

"Uh, well, I'm hard to say, it's very embarrassing for me to say it. But I am also a teacher, and I want to be polite, so I will tell you about my illness in the way of an intellectual. This is not only elegant, but also a little fun, and it also reflects my literary attainments. I say two words, and then you pick two words out of them and put them together. ”

"Well, interesting, hehe, you name it. Cui Chunlei sat opposite Liu Yi, crossed Erlang's legs, infinite charm, and a smile on her face, I didn't expect this guy to be quite funny. instantly became full of affection for Liu Yi and shortened the distance.

Liu Yi coughed and said in a straight voice: "The sun is shining, but it is sluggish." ”

“……”

Cui Chunlei relied on her professional sensitivity to know what Liu Yi's illness was in an instant. Apparently hidden.

After Liu Yi finished speaking, he also admired himself, this time it was a hidden word, next time he must make up enough ten words to have a hidden poem.

Cui Chunlei clapped her hands and said with a smile: "I thought it was something unspeakable, it turned out to be this, don't be afraid, this is not an incurable disease." ”

"Yes," Liu Yi said weakly: "It's because this disease is too embarrassing, and I am a teacher's face-loving person, so I have never been to a big hospital to see it, and I have been living in distress." Today, after school, I will quietly consult you, hoping to give me the right medicine and let me regain my strength. ”

"There are a lot of good medicines, I can prescribe you right away," Cui Chunlei said playfully: "But I want to see the specific cause, please take off your pants and let me check!"

"Oh............" Liu Yi didn't expect Cui Chunlei to be so direct, but, seriously, Liu Yi likes direct and decisive women.

"Haha! Just kidding! Mr. Liu, you're cute. Cui Chunlei smiled and trembled, and said, "Okay, okay, let's be serious." ”

"Oh............" Liu Yi nodded, disappointed.

"I am from a Chinese medicine background, the so-called Chinese medicine cures the root cause, and your disease needs Chinese medicine to slowly regulate. As long as I give you an order, you go to the pharmacy outside to grab the medicine, and you can boil it every day. If it doesn't work after a while, you come back to me. ”

"Thank you so much, Dr. Cui. ”

"I'll write to you right now. Cui Chunlei lay on the table, wrote the prescription seriously, but asked casually: "By the way, Mr. Liu, I heard that you are a new teacher, a bachelor, and you don't even have a girlfriend yet, how did you know that you have this disease? ”

“……”

This sentence stopped Liu Yi and didn't know how to answer.

Do you want to stretch out your palms?

Let her look at the calluses?

After pondering for a moment, it was Cui Chunlei who resolved his embarrassment:

"Hehe, I'm kidding you again, I like to see the anxiety of an honest person like you. - Actually, it's too hard to be a teacher, and if you get up early and stay late, men will inevitably have physical strength that can't keep up, and your symptoms are too normal, and I can understand it. Alas, speaking of which, my husband is a bit of an obstacle in this regard, and I am now 36 years old and have not yet given birth to a child! ”

What a windfall! I didn't expect Cui Chunlei to talk about her troubles and private affairs when she first came into contact with Liu Yi, which is really a secret in a secret. This also surprised Liu Yi, who always felt that Cui Chunlei was hinting at him......

"Doctor Cui, don't be sad, I believe that now that medicine is so advanced, the disease can always be treated. Liu Yi comforted: "You will definitely get a healthy and lovely baby." ”

"Well, it's not a problem that he's sick like you, but the point is, he's not like you! Okay, let's not talk about it, I've already written the prescription for you, and I'm going back to cooking after work. Cui Chunlei stopped in time, controlled her emotions, and didn't say more. She handed the medicine list to Liu Yi, and gave a few more words about the time and frequency of taking the decoction, and then walked out of the infirmary with Liu Yi and locked the door.

When the two of them walked to the school gate, they parted ways and went back to their respective homes. Originally, Liu Yi wanted to ask her to have a meal to thank her, but seeing that she was in a hurry to go home to cook, he didn't invite her. I don't know what year or month my next visit to the school infirmary will be.

From the conversation just now, it can be seen that Cui Chunlei is a more virtuous woman, with a husband, father-in-law and mother-in-law at home, and the family has to let her serve. She came home on time, did her laundry and cooking, and did her duty. But the problem is that because of the man's problem, she has no children for many years, and her parents-in-law still think that she is a hen that does not lay eggs, and always finds fault with her, and even encourages the husband and wife to divorce, which makes her life very troublesome.

Liu Yi walked on the way back, took out the prescription that Cui Chunlei prescribed for him, took a closer look, and found that Cui Chunlei's phone number was written on the back!

This...... It's really a hint.

Liu Yi was in a somewhat complicated mood, with joy and uneasiness, and entered the number into his mobile phone.

After a few more steps, suddenly, someone shouted from behind:

"Teacher Liu, Teacher Liu! Oh no! It's a fight!"

Liu Yi turned around and looked at it, it turned out to be Ma Xiaoyan, the literary and artistic committee member in the class, and this little beauty ran over with a panicked face.

"What's the matter, Xiaoyan? Don't rush, speak slowly. ”

"Yang Xiaobing, they are fighting with the people of the student union on the back mountain......"

"What!?" Liu Yi's eyes widened, and he said incredibly angrily: "These bunny cubs! I promised Lao Tzu that I would never fight again." Xiaoyan, hurry up and take me to see it!"

"Hmm. ”

Ma Xiaoyan and other class cadres were all educated by Liu Yi alone, so that they could unite closely around the class teacher, fulfill their duties, and work together to govern the class. The class cadres have also expressed their willingness to do their best to help Liu Yi together. For the various behaviors of the students in the class, there are several pairs of eyes such as Wang Dongdong, Ma Xiaoyan, Song Xinrui, Hu Jun, Tian Lili, etc., who are watching inside and outside the school, almost forming a strict monitoring network. Liu Yi also put a lot of effort into the discipline of the class, and his heart was broken.

When Ma Xiaoyan took Liu Yi to the open space on the back mountain, there was already half a shadow!

Although there were still traces of a fight on the ground, the students ran away.

It turned out that the people of the student union sent people to squat at the bottom of the mountain in advance to prevent the patronage of teachers, security guards, police and others. When Liu Yi was about to go up the mountain, the person who had already expected the wind called above, and a fight was in full swing, and it ended in a hurry. Both sides know very well that this matter was caught by the teacher or the school, and everyone had no good fruit to eat, so they had to be punished.

"Huh, it's weird how they're all gone. Ma Xiaoyan said helplessly.

"Hey, there must be someone watching the wind down the mountain. I'm so angry!" The angry Liu Yi said angrily: "I'll settle the account tomorrow!"

After speaking, he punched a towering tree next to him, "boom", ...... The stout tree was broken and fell to the ground, startling a flock of birds.

"Mom!" was so frightened that Ma Xiaoyan next to her stretched her chin and involuntarily took two steps back. "Teacher, are you boxing......