Chapter 78: Dick Exploded

After eating, go to your dorm?

Zhou Qing was stunned for a moment, this Nima breast hyperplasia, a lonely man and a widow are being treated in the dormitory, do you want to be touched?

Thinking of this, Zhou Qing subconsciously guarded his chest with his hand, and looked at Li Xiaojie with vigilance.

"You, how do you want to treat it, won't it, do you want to touch it?" obviously ate soy milk fritters, but Zhou Qing was like eating chili peppers, and her face was redder than red chili peppers.

Of course, Zhou Qing is a big beauty, although she is in her twenties, she doesn't fall in love at all, and she rarely holds hands with the opposite sex, as for being touched, oh my God, I never thought about it!

Seeing Zhou Qing's embarrassment, Li Xiaoqin was a little speechless, "Xiaojie, is what you said true or false, Zhou Qing is simple, don't lie to her, and besides, why didn't I find out that you know how to heal before?"

Li Xiaoqin didn't believe Li Xiaojie a little.

But also, in Li Xiaoqin's cognition, Li Xiaojie has always been the cousin who doesn't grow up, but now, she suddenly feels a little unable to see through Li Xiaojie.

"Hehe, Sister Xiaoqin, I will do a lot, I told you before, as long as I want to make money, it means eight million per minute, but then it's not interesting. ”

Li Xiaojie said stinkily, and began to eat soy milk fritters by himself.

"Well, it's getting more and more difficult to see through you. Li Xiaoqin smiled bitterly, and then the three of them ate soy milk fritters in large gulps.

"Ding Dong!"

Suddenly, Li Xiaojie's mobile phone rang, and he unlocked it to see that it was the latest installed APP morning news push.

The Beihai Transportation Bureau invited bids overnight and ordered the pothole section from Shannan District to Pingshan Town to be repaired as soon as possible!"

The van overturned on its side, and the young man in the passenger seat was clamped to a pulp, and the scene was shocking!

As soon as Li Xiaojie saw the second push, he couldn't help but open it to see, and then his eyes widened, and the soy milk in his mouth almost didn't squirt out.

"According to Weibo self-media exposure, last night in the road section leading to Pingshan Town in Shannan District, a van overturned, and the lower body of a young man in the driver's seat of the same car was strongly squeezed by the door seat.

Li Xiaojie clicked on the mosaic picture and saw that the man in the photo was lying on a stretcher in pain.

Take a closer look, Emma, isn't there a worried Brother Mao next to him? Oh my God, the car rolled over on its side, could it be that this unlucky young man is Brother Xiaomao?

While watching, Li Xiaojie couldn't help but smile bitterly, he never expected that things would happen so suddenly, looking at the general appearance of the picture, Brother Xiaomao may really only be a eunuch in his life.

Just when Li Xiaojie was secretly thinking about how Brother Xiaomao would live better than die in the second half of his life, an exclamation came from the cafeteria hall, "Oh my God!

As soon as the exclamation came out, the entire canteen hall turned their eyes over, and Li Xiaojie was no exception.

Following the source of the voice, Li Xiaojie suddenly saw Ah Hua, who was extremely embarrassed, because the exclamation came from Yang Peng's mouth, and Ah Hua was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Seeing this, Li Xiaojie couldn't help but want to laugh, it seems that Yang Peng also saw the news, so he said that how the Transportation Bureau bid to repair the road overnight, it turned out that it was because Brother Xiaomao's car overturned and made a big fuss.

"Damn, what's going on with Yang Peng today, doesn't he know that most of the people in the cafeteria are girls?

Zhou Qing glanced at Yang Peng a few times in a row, and was very disgusted by the sentence "The dick exploded".

Li Xiaojie smiled, and then approached Zhou Qing with the mosaic picture on his phone, "Sister Zhou Qing, who do you guess this person is?"

Zhou Qing glanced at the picture, and suddenly wanted to hit someone, she said with a disgusted face: "Who? I'll go like one, it's disgusting, you take it away!"

"Hehe, you all know this person, but last night there was a sudden accident and the dick exploded. Li Xiaojie smiled and showed the picture to Li Xiaojie again.

"Hey, it's disgusting, I'm glad there are mosaics, but they still look scary. ”

Li Xiaoqin looked at the picture and shuddered coldly, "Xiaojie, who is this person, Yang Peng shouted just now, won't you just say this person?"

"Hey, isn't it. Li Xiaojie put his mobile phone in his pocket, "This person is Brother Xiao Mao, who was preparing to trouble us on West Street yesterday!"

"Brother Xiaomao?" Zhou Qing and Li Xiaoqin both looked incredible, this Nima thing is really sudden, a good person, suddenly there is no little brother, it's wonderful.

"Hey, good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, this kid has harmed the little girl, and it is a good thing to have no little brother. ”

Seeing that the two of them had almost eaten, Li Xiaojie said to Zhou Qing, "Let's go, Sister Zhou Qing, come with me to the dormitory now, the people from the Chen Group will be here later." ”

"Ah, now?" Zhou Qing was stunned, is this Nima really going to be touched?

"Xiaojie, this, can I go to the hospital for treatment?" Zhou Qing said weakly with a hot face.

At this moment, Zhou Qing was extremely shy, and she didn't dare to look at Li Xiaojie at all.

"It's okay, if you don't go to the hospital, I can't control how the doctor wants to operate, first help you carefully stroke and check, then pick up the medicine, and then go to recheck and stroke after taking the medicine. ”

Speaking of this, Li Xiaojie shook his head and sighed with a regretful face, "Hey, I see a doctor here once in place, and I guarantee that it will not recur, but I dare not guarantee it in the hospital." ”

After Li Xiaojie finished speaking, he was ready to go back to the dormitory to change clothes, after all, the preparations were almost done, and he was waiting for the people from the Chen Group to come to discuss the cooperation plan.

"Wait!" Zhou Qing couldn't cry or laugh, she really didn't have a job for Li Xiaojie today, "You wait for me, I can't go." ”

Thinking of going to the hospital to be touched by the doctor a few times, Zhou Qing estimated that it was better to let Li Xiaojie touch it once.

"Zhou Qing, you ......" Li Xiaoqin doesn't know how to persuade Zhou Qing now, after all, the disease is on her, if Li Xiaojie can cure it, it is not a bad thing.

"Sister Xiaoqin, you go and iron my clothes for me first, I guess Mr. Chen and they are all on the way. Zhou Qing said to Li Xiaoqin.

Li Xiaoqin looked at his cousin Li Xiaojie strangely, to be honest, he still felt a little funny in his heart, it seemed that the factory flower of Dudu Underwear Factory was really going to become a younger brother and sister.

This cousin, the method of picking up girls is really making people cry and laugh, too strong, too tired!

"Oh. Li Xiaoqin agreed, and then the three of them left the cafeteria together.

Walking behind Li Xiaojie, Zhou Qing followed suit, and her heart was very nervous, "Xiaojie, do you really want to touch it later?" Zhou Qing asked weakly.

"Gollum!" Li Xiaojie swallowed and looked at Zhou Qing's chest, "What do you say?"