031 The first beauty
The information on the system interface has changed, Zhang Yang feels that his heart is blooming, and the balance is finally not negative!
Seeing that the balance had been detached from the negative number, Zhang Yang ignored the task released by the system, opened the mall and was preparing to buy and buy in it, and the life of not bad money was really extremely happy.
But Zhang Yang immediately discovered a sad thing, that is, no matter how he looked horizontally and vertically, left and right, none of the things in the mall he could afford.
sighed that the poor met Double Eleven, and they couldn't spend it with a small ticket. It's not that you don't know what to buy, it's that you can't buy anything.
After being depressed for a long time, Zhang Yang clicked on the system interface and checked the task. I thought viciously in my heart: If I become rich one day, I will definitely buy this mall out of stock!
Host: Yang Zhang
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Professor's Grade: Trainee Teacher
Upgrade XP: 17%
Account balance: 50 demon coins
Teachable Monster: Zhu Lili
Rewards: 100 Demon Coins, 50 XP, and a kiss from Juli.
Zhang Yang was about to cry at this look, the last time Xiao Jiji's mission was to introduce the race, but this time it's good, he didn't even say the race, only threw out a name.
He remembered a weird biology problem when he was reading, giving a foot and asking everyone to write out the racial category, when did the system learn such a high-end technique, and played with himself to guess the whole people.
Secretly decided that the next time the youkai who came over here asked him who he was, he must show his thighs with his woolen pants and let them tell him what his name is!
When I was about to complain about the system, the voice of the system sounded in my head.
After returning from Tang Seng's scriptures, Zhu Bajie returned to Gao Laozhuang and married a beautiful pig demon and had children. Zhu Lili is Zhu Bajie's granddaughter. ”
She not only inherited her grandfather's wit, but also inherited her grandmother's beauty, known as the first beauty of the pig demon clan, in the eyes of the pig demon clan, she not only has the most perfect figure, but also has the most iconic appearance. ”
Hearing this, Zhang Yang couldn't help but complain, and he was witty, it seemed that Zhu Bajie had a total of three lines.
First sentence: Master, I am hungry.
The second sentence: Brother Da Shi, Master let the monster be captured!
Sentence 3: Master, when will Brother Da Shi come to save us?
If this can be called witty, then there are no fools in the world, and Zhu Bajie has made extraordinary contributions to the world, and my mother no longer has to worry about me being mentally retarded.
But the next words that the system said in his mind made Zhang Yang complain in his heart, if the energy of the complaint can really be used, he will probably be able to trigger the Big Bang again.
"Zhu Lili's first job as a laundry maid, because she felt that a certain lady's clothes were very gorgeous, and they happened to fit, she tried it on her body, and because she was too excited to tear her clothes, she was almost pulled out of the noon gate and beheaded, but fortunately, her grandfather rescued her back to the demon world and survived. ”
"The second time I worked as a palace maid who poured night incense, because her foot slipped while walking, she poured the night incense on the head of the hospital who was recruited into the palace in the middle of the night, fortunately, her grandfather entered the dream of the head of the hospital to point out, and the head of the house kindly let go of Zhu Lili, and it was good to eat and drink. ”
"The third job is to feed the palace maid, because I accidentally fed most of the feed to the horse, and raised it into a fat and strong spherical horse, fortunately, Zhu Lili's fourth grandfather Babu Tianlong Guangli Bodhisattva rescued the field, turned into a horse and carried the emperor to win the first prize in the horse race, not only was not punished, but also got the emperor's commendation. ”
After concentrating on cultivation at home, his cultivation has achieved some results, and his appearance has been raised to the peak, and he is ready to enter the human world again. ”
After listening to the system's narration, Zhang Yang felt very drunk.
Sure enough, the monsters with a background were all taken away, and the monsters without a background were all killed by Sun Wukong with a stick.
In other words, how jubilant do you have to be to move so big that you can tear your clothes? And the head of the courtyard is threatened, right? The most speechless is still the white dragon horse, a good dragon, and he is addicted to being a horse, isn't it?
After summarizing the information given by the system, Zhang Yang found that this demon second generation really couldn't afford to provoke.
He didn't dare to complain about those famous demons in front of the system, if the system "accidentally" revealed what he said, he really didn't know what he would face.
In an instant, Zhang Yang had already made up his own various ways to die.
Method 1: Knocked back by her grandfather Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick and rebuilt in the furnace.
Method 2: Being sat on the butt of her own grandfather Zhu Bajie into the thinnest pancake in the world, you can apply for the chicken shit world record.
Method 3: She was thrown into the quicksand river by her third grandfather, Sha Wujing, to eat sand, and took the lead in the cause of environmental protection.
The fourth way to die, after being pouted by her fourth grandfather, the little white dragon, broke through the first speed of the universe and kicked out of the sky as a human satellite.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yang shuddered, thinking that this Zhu Lili herself was really troublesome, she couldn't scold, and she couldn't beat her, otherwise her four grandfathers would go crazy when they came to him to drink tea and chat.
"System, why are they all palace maids?" Zhang Yang, who was cowardly for seconds, only dared to ask the system weakly.
Zhu Lili has been loved by thousands of people since she was a child, and she likes to get everyone's attention the most, and all teachers think that being loved by the emperor is to be loved by the whole world, so she was sent to the palace. However, due to bad luck, he failed to become a concubine and suffered a great blow, so he retreated and cultivated, waiting to shine in the world. ”
After Zhang Yang listened to the system, everyone was drunk if he was not drunk.
If you like other people's attention, you have to be a concubine? I don't know if there are only a few people in the harem beauties who can see? I really don't know what kind of brain circuit these monster teachers have, and an immortal flower has bloomed in the sky, and it is strange out of the sky.
"System, how beautiful is this Zhu Lili?" The sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, Zhang Yang has turned into a big pervert, and he is staring at the reward on the system interface at this moment.
What demon coins, what experience, those are all floating clouds, and the most important thing is the fragrant kiss of a beauty!
"In the eyes of the pig demon people, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is as beautiful as a fairy, the face of the pearl is round and jade, and the autumn waves of the gods are sultry, which can be described as the beauty of the earth shaking the mountains. ”
After listening to the description of the system, Zhang Yang sketched a peerless beauty in his mind.
thinks that when her grandfather was still Marshal Tianpeng, he had always admired Sister Chang'e, and the criteria for choosing a mate would not be much worse.
Zhang Yang doesn't ask for this Zhu Lili to really have Chang'e-like beauty, but it is enough to ask for seven or eight points.
Wiping a handful of the hara hanging on the corner of his mouth, Zhang Yang eagerly clicked to accept.
This is the first time he has been so active, thinking that even if he doesn't pursue it, putting a beauty by his side can provide him with eyes, not to mention that he can get a beautiful kiss after completing the task, Zhang Yang's eyes are about to narrow into a slit, and the freshly wiped Ha Lazi climbed up the corner of his mouth again.
I eagerly hope that the time will run a little faster, and the progress bar will be able to turn into a little cheetah, and it will run to 100%.