074 If she doesn't marry, she won't marry
With Dai Haoran, Zhang Yang walked to the pig food shop and beckoned to Zhu Lili.
"Teacher, is there something wrong?" Zhu Lili looked at the two of them and asked suspiciously.
Usually, Zhang Yang usually doesn't come here, and even checks out the account or something, he relies on system accounting, and almost doesn't care about things here.
"It's nothing, it's just to discuss something with you, you can change back to your body first. Zhang Yang's words caused Zhu Lili to look at him as if she had seen a ghost.
Anyway, didn't the teacher say that they couldn't show the characteristics of monsters in front of humans, why did they have to let her turn back into her body in front of Dai Haoran now, what is the situation?
Zhu Lili glanced at Zhang Yang suspiciously, but still followed his instructions and changed back to her own body.
When Dai Haoran saw this strange scene, he was stunned and petrified in place, his mouth was wide open, and his chin almost fell to the ground.
After a while, an idiotic smile appeared on his expressionless face, and the harness was about to flow.
"Damn, isn't this thing really scared stupid? Forget it, let's tamper with his memory, lest he have nightmares every night and trouble himself when the time comes. Zhang Yang thought secretly in his heart.
Looking at Zhu Lili's body, he obviously has good limbs, but he has a pig's head on his head, and his round belly is almost dragging to his knees, he feels that it is normal for Dai Haoran to be scared silly, and even he himself is definitely a little unbearable to look at directly.
If he hadn't known about the existence of monsters a long time ago, and had seen Zhu Lili's body, it is estimated that Zhang Yang's appearance at this time would not be much better than him.
But the development of things is always beyond Zhang Yang's imagination, just took out the memory modifier and pointed it at his face, before he could spray, Dai Haoran smiled, and the words he said almost made him stumble and fall to the ground.
"Beauty, do you have a boyfriend?If so, do you mind changing one?If you don't want to change, then do you mind having another one?" Dai Haoran crackled and said a bunch of things, and he had already been thrown out of the clouds by him.
Before Zhu Lili answered, Zhang Yang snatched him over,
"Big brother, are you sure this is the goddess you are looking for? Do you go out with glasses?" In Zhang Yang's memory, his cousin has never been in love, just because he wants to find a goddess in his mind.
can look at the fat and fat Zhu Lili, with a big face, a bucket-thick waist, and legs like a telephone pole, she really has nothing to do with the goddess, saying that it is a female man is almost the same, or the kind of female man who can directly deduct the female character, if you really want to say that she has any advantages, it can only be said that she has a broad mind, at least she has to have an F cup.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm wearing glasses, you're blind! Look at her like this, her face is red and white, she looks rich, and she is still my favorite monster, isn't this the goddess I have always wanted to pursue?" Dai Haoran was obviously a little excited, and his original pale flush was red.
You're not afraid of being crushed to death when you sleep at night!
Zhang Yang looked at his skinny cousin and complained silently in his heart.
It is said that people who have been soldiers for a long time think that they are a beautiful woman when they see a sow, but their cousin has obviously never been a soldier, and he doesn't know what he has experienced, so he actually fell in love with Zhu Lili, and it seems that there are many beauties around him.
Reaching out and snatching the glasses from Dai Haoran's face, Zhang Yang was sure again and again that this was the bottom of his 800-degree wine bottle.
"Cousin, are you really sure that this is your goddess? It can't be that you have been overhit and gone crazy today!" Glancing at Dai Haoran up and down with his glasses, Zhang Yang felt that he was probably too stimulated and accidentally stunned.
Otherwise, if you don't choose such a large number of beauties, you actually chose Zhu Lili, and no one can understand it.
"I'm not crazy, I said that you are just too low in ideological consciousness, you only look at the surface, and you don't know that the beauty of the soul is the real beauty?" Dai Haoran snatched the glasses in Zhang Yang's hand and covered his eyes, staring at Zhu Lili in front of him without blinking, revealing the affection of a tired dead man in his eyes.
Hearing what he said, Zhang Yang was also drunk, just after a while, where did he see the beauty of his soul, he was obviously talking nonsense, and he didn't know what he thought. It is estimated that it is because Zhu Lili is a monster that Dai Haoran has this thought, otherwise there are so many fat girls in the world, why didn't he see him say that other people's hearts are beautiful.
"You don't say she's your goddess just because she's a youkai, and if that's the case, I won't help you. Zhang Yang lowered his voice, turned his back to Zhu Lili and said solemnly, the small powder bottle was pinched in his hand, ready to spray at Dai Haoran at any time.
"How did you come up with these ideas? You can see a monster, you should be able to see a lot, I'm not a fool can't guess, if it's really just about looks, why don't I ask you to help me say a better-looking and more beautiful monster." Dai Haoran glared at Zhang Yang, "I really like her, haven't you heard of love at first sight?"
Saying that, Dai Haoran pushed Zhang Yang aside, glanced at him with a little disgust, his eyes were full of obstacles, and he was annoyed that he was blocking his vision.
At this time, Zhang Yang only felt that he was watching an animal world, and spring had arrived, and the animals were ...... No, it's the season of the animals again.
He was speechless about such a situation.
While speaking, Zhu Lili looked at Dai Haoran with a shyly face, and her affectionate look almost stopped throwing up.
Seeing Zhu Lili like this, Dai Haoran ignored Zhang Yang with an ugly expression, and clapped his hands excitedly.
"You see, even the shyness is different from those vulgar fans, so fresh and refined. I have decided, I will not marry her in this life!"
was praised by Dai Haoran like this, Zhu Lili glanced at Dai Haoran shyly, lost her previous pungency, stomped her feet, turned around and ran out, and there was an earthquake in an instant.
Zhang Yang silently wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, thinking that these two people were really Wang Ba's eyes on mung beans, so he simply went out to gamble, if he was lucky, maybe he could make a difference.
"Cousin, my brother's lifelong happiness depends on you, if I can be a pair with her, I will definitely give a great gift, thank you for your great kindness. Dai Haoran blushed and leaned to Zhang Yang's ear, and his eyes were still on Zhu Lili's back.
Suddenly, Zhang Yang thought of a terrifying thing, that is, Zhu Lili's grandfather, that is an unreasonable master, will he agree or say it? After all, no one can say Zhu Bajie's aesthetics clearly, but he obviously doesn't look down on the son-in-law of human beings.
He doesn't expect his cousin to be able to beat Zhu Bajie, and the path of snatching relatives is definitely not going to work.
"Okay, all I can say is I'll give it a try, I really don't dare to give you a guarantee about it. Zhang Yang habitually snorted haha.
Anyway, the two of them already have a glimpse of the eight characters here, but how to convince Zhu Bajie to go there, this is a problem, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and I can only hope that Zhu Bajie will love this granddaughter enough.