Chapter 273, obscene Okada
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Looking at the woman who appeared in front of him, wearing a heavy winter coat, padded jacket and trousers, and a mask, Uesugi Soyuki thought to herself, "Gakki, why are you here today?"
"I wasn't here, I was shopping in the neighborhood and buying New Year's goods, but as a result, a gakki party sent me a message, saying that you are here!" Yui Aragaki took out a Sony phone and shook it in front of him.
“。。。 How do I feel that there are gakki parties everywhere in the world?What about the 10-yuan party and the gakki party?" Uesugi felt very painful.
This Nima Aragaki Yui's high popularity and high national favorability are really not covered, Uesugi Soyuki thinks it is estimated that the staff of the TV station have reported to her.
Hey, it just so happens that Mai Shiraishi needs a mentor, doesn't Nanase Nishino need a mentor?
Thinking of this, Uesugi Soyuki said to Aragaki Yui: "By the way, take this opportunity to introduce you to a little girl." ”
"Hmm, it can't be your second little idol, right?" Aragaki Yui complained casually.
"Uh... Uesugi Soyuki was shocked, women's intuition shouldn't really be so accurate, right? He quickly denied: "Of course not, this is just a little girl with more potential, I want you to have the opportunity to take her with you occasionally." ”
"Oh, doesn't it? Sounds interesting, what kind of little girl, introduce me to me?" Aragaki Yui wasn't really interested in socializing, but seeing that it was Uesugi Soyuki's request, the woman easily agreed.
In this way, Uesugi Soyuki went and returned and introduced Yui Aragaki to Nanase Nishino.
Nanase Nishino was very surprised to know Yui Aragaki, and the girl plucked up the courage to say a few more words to Yui Aragaki, and then the two exchanged mobile phone numbers.
But Uesugi Soyuki could feel from Aragaki Yui's eyes that in fact, Aragaki Yui was not very interested in Nishino Nanase.
Yes, not at all afraid to be interested, not very interested, but only a little interested.
Obviously, such a newcomer gakki has seen a lot of battles, Nishino Nanase may just be one of those people, and Nishino Nanase himself is not talented in many aspects, and even lacks or a vacuum in many places, this, as a fan of Nogizaka 46, Uesugi Soyuki and technical nerd have no way to deny that in the previous life, after Nogizaka 46 graduated, he would definitely be able to mix in the entertainment industry for a long time with a high ability to appear on camera, it was Mai Shiraishi, girls can rely on their modeling ability and appearance, and they also have a certain variety show ability to mix in the circle, and the others can't be determined。
The most attractive thing about Nanase Nishino is her soft and cute temperament, cute appearance, and shy personality.
But this is not talent, this is just an attribute, only applicable to the attribute of idols.
Hm~Actually, it doesn't matter much.,Uesugi Soyuki let Nishino Nanase know Aragaki Yui.,In fact, I didn't plan to let Aragaki Yui take Nishino Nanase or the like.,As we all know,Aragaki Yui himself is not very keen on dramas and last episodes.,Usually it's even more shallow.,Participate in very few activities.,Basically, it's about 5 months a year.,Shoot a TV series and a movie.,And then participate in some promotional activities.,On some fan groups.,In addition,Gakki usually stays at home or travels.,Occasionally shoot an advertisement.,Go to the office to play a card or something. 。
She leads people, at most, she just lets Nanase Nishino show her face in the drama, in this aspect, she definitely can't be compared with the all-round development of Satomi Ishihara.
Uesugi Soyuki just hopes that it would be good if Nanase Nishino could learn from Aragaki Yui how to exude and practice his temperament, and the rest would not be forced.
After letting Aragaki Yui and Nanase Nishino have a good chat, they don't do anything, and Uesugi Muneyuki drags his tired body and finds a funny artist "Lewd Okada".
Lewd Okada, as his name suggests, is a person who plays lewd jokes and erotic (harmonious) love jokes on the show all day long, and as long as you are a fan of AKB Nogizaka, you will basically recognize him.
Many fans hate him, because this product is in the show, he only appears in a pair of underwear at every turn, and from time to time he will "molest" some of his sister's personal belongings, and often show his "high-speed tongue sticking" skills, people who don't like it will only feel disgusting and don't want to see this person.
However, when you really see Lewd Okada, you will know that in life, Lewd Okada is actually a very good person, a very, very good person, and a good old man who never even speaks loudly.
His real name is Noboru Okada, and when he was young, he participated in a parody contest held by Fuji TV and won an award, so he was noticed by Horipro and officially debuted in April 1986, so Noboru Okada is essentially a funny artist who specializes in imitating others.
At the beginning, Okada was a smooth ride, he and his friends formed a funny group debut, and participated in a large number of variety shows and won the audition, but the good times did not last long, his group partner was fired by the firm as a problem person because he dozed off many times during the live broadcast, and the group was also forcibly disbanded, and his career went to the bottom, and Okada began to act as a solo comedy artist in 1990.
Career into the cold winter, in order to get ahead, even if he is unwilling, Okada Sheng still took the title of "obscene Okada" for himself, and continued to appear in various late-night erotic groups, relying on his own invention of "high-speed tongue turning" and other obscene jokes, he finally played a piece of the sky in the late-night erotic group, known as "Japan's No. 1 erotic artist".
But in fact, he doesn't like this title, and from some things, it can be seen that Okada actually hates yellow jokes.
He once publicly said to his juniors, "It's shameless to rely on yellow jokes and nudes to be funny, I will never recognize yellow jokes in my life, and I won't do it", it's just that the situation is stronger than people, if he doesn't do this, he won't be able to get a job, and he once fell into a situation where he couldn't get a job at all because he sealed his yellow jokes, and in order to survive, he could only keep starring in yellow jokes.
Very good at imitating the late Japanese wrestler Mitsuharu Mizawa. In 2009, Mitsuharu Misawa died unexpectedly during the competition, and Noboru Okada attended Mitsuharu's memorial service, and wept for a long time at the scene, so sad that he could not even answer questions from reporters. Since then, Mitsuharu's imitation has been sealed.
Because of playing erotic art all day long, Okada often encounters discrimination and misunderstanding, and has also encountered reports by the child's parents, and even some activities prohibit him from entering, Okada has also chosen to be patient.
So Uesugi Soyuki thinks that the summary of an idol house on 2CH is very correct, this idol house said: "This kind of person who plays lewd jokes all day long, can always get a job on the TV station, which means that they must have something for the TV station to appreciate, such as good personality, dedication and not picky work, etc., and the real big people who are glamorous on the surface are actually much more disgusting and dirty than these obscene people in private." ”
In the previous life, as a fan of Nogizaka 46, he must know Banana Man and Lewd Okada, because Lewd Okada has always been the MC of the nogibingo series.
After meeting Noboru Okada, the middle-aged uncle, who is almost fifty years old this year, with a pair of small eyes, a lewd appearance and a strange mushroom head, bowed very seriously: "Hello, Director Uesugi, it is a great honor to meet you. ”
"Hello, Okada-san. Uesugi Muneyuki took the initiative to reach out and shake him.
The polite words didn't say much, and Uesugi Soyuki said very bluntly that he needed to host a new idol show group.
Okada Sheng attaches great importance to this, and he usually doesn't have much work, of course, he needs this income, and the two have reached a preliminary intention first.
After saying a few words to Okada Shengcai, Uesugi Soyuki only felt a wave of tired feeling coming, impacting his body and spirit, and he couldn't hold on a little.
Telling Noboru Okada that he still had something to do, Uesugi Soyuki said goodbye to him briefly and left the TV station, and at this time, Yui Aragaki was already standing at the door, waiting for him.
"There's nothing to talk to about her?" Uesugi said as he reached out and rubbed his eyes, turning to Aragaki Yui.
"Hmmm... It feels like she's not very good at communicating. Aragaki Yui nodded, Nishino Nanase was very shy when she faced Aragaki Yui in private, and she couldn't say a word for a long time, and Aragaki Yui didn't want to say more when she saw this, she came out early and waited for a man outside.
"That's it... Uesugi nodded, and the two of them walked to the underground garage of the TV station one after the other.
"???Gakki, where's your nanny car?" Seeing that there was only one Mercedes Benz in the corner of the underground garage, Uesugi thought to himself that this woman had happened again.
Sure enough, Aragaki Yui said naturally: "I thought you had something to do, so let them go back first? What's the matter, Zong Xianjun, won't you give me a ride? However, I see that you are also very tired, otherwise we will send you home first, I have nothing to do." ”
"Okay. The tired man had no time to argue with the woman about these trivial matters, so he motioned for Yui Aragaki to get into the car and set off.
Seeing Uesugi Soyuki so tired, Aragaki Yui felt very distressed at first, but suddenly felt faintly that this might be a good opportunity!
Nippon TV is really not far from Uesugi Soyuki's home, only ten minutes later, the group came to the gate of the Uesugi mansion located on the top floor of Roppongi.
Yui Aragaki followed into the mansion, and when she saw the huge living room that was wide and far-reaching, the woman's eyes widened instantly, thinking that this top-floor mansion in Roppongi was really, graceful and luxurious, and worthy of its name.
"Bodyguard-san, or leave it to me next!" Standing at the gate, Aragaki Yui said to the bodyguard.
Lance hesitated for a moment, thinking that the boss himself didn't seem to say anything, and that this woman and the boss were also friends, so he didn't think much about it, closed the door, and went back to his room downstairs.
Uesugi Soyuki washed up casually, let Aragaki Yui rest and go back, barely climbed into the big bed in the master room, and slept in the dark, I don't know why.
I woke up from a dream, and it was another early morning.
The man grabbed his phone casually and looked at the time.
I slept until the next day.
At this time, the man suddenly noticed that there was a glass of cold milk at the head of the bed.
"Mai sheep?Nana Min?" Uesugi Muneyuki subconsciously touched his side, it was empty, so he shouted outside.
"Hmm~ It's coming!" came a sound outside.
Wait, this voice?!Is it?!Uesugi Muneyuki's face turned green, and he slowly turned his head to the door of the master room like a robot, card by card.
"Tsk, Zong Xianjun, you are really becoming more and more indulgent now, even if you are in good health, you must pay attention to restraint. A smiling voice came from the door.
Finish... It's over!