080 Pig teammates and pig opponents
In order to enter the demon world as soon as possible and go to his ancestral house for a walk, Zhang Yang felt that he still had to speed up Li Rongsheng's teaching process.
He has almost learned modern Chinese, and Zhang Yang feels that he can take him out on a daily basis.
He hadn't gone out for a long time, and he decided that even if he was embarrassed and thrown at his grandmother's house, he would have to wave outside for a while, but before he went out, seeing Li Rongsheng's outfit, Zhang Yang instantly retreated.
Bringing such goods out, not only is it a shame to throw it to grandma's house, but the eighteenth generation of ancestors will be thrown away.
"Li Rongsheng, are you sure you want to dress like this and go out?" Zhang Yangdan looked at Li Rongsheng who was wearing a black suit and buttoning a black sunglasses painfully, and only felt a sudden pain in his brain.
Who's going to tell me what the hell this Matrix outfit is?
"Teacher, didn't you say that someone wants to make trouble and let me protect you? Li Rongsheng has recently become obsessed with watching TV, and this dress is still based on the outfit of a professional bodyguard on TV, and he made it out of his own leaves.
"Hurry up and change your original outfit, if you dare to wear this outfit, I'd rather not go out. "Zhang Yang did tell him about the Black Magic Society yesterday, and asked him to protect himself.
But there's no need for this, if you really take him out like this, you don't think you need to touch the monsters of the Black Magic Society, just passers-by can bury him with watermelon peels and rotten eggs.
finally let Li Rongsheng change into the sore outfit, but just before he took two steps, he suddenly stretched out his hand to block Zhang Yang's way.
"Teacher, wait a minute. Li Rongsheng flashed in front of Zhang Yang, put his hand on the curtain to learn Sun Monkey, looked around, and then returned to Zhang Yang's side and said: "There is no danger ahead, you can go forward." ”
Zhang Yang only felt that three black lines had been pulled down from his brain.
What the hell is this? With this virtue, it is estimated that there is no need for the Black Magic Society to make trouble, and the people next to him are about to call the police to catch a nervous disorder.
"There's no need for this, can we be normal?" Zhang Yang looked at the monkey jumping left and right, and felt that the world was about to collapse, which was more terrifying than daily shame.
"Who's there!" Suddenly, Li Rongsheng shouted and chased out in one direction.
Zhang Yang rubbed his eyebrows, originally he thought that the system would not be too unreliable to recommend Li Rongsheng to protect him, who knew that he was so incompetent, you said that you found out that something was wrong, why do you have to catch up, and you are not afraid of falling into the trap of the enemy.
In just such a moment, Li Rongsheng had already disappeared, and he ran in the direction of him, and Zhang Yang hurriedly chased after him.
After a while, a white-haired orangutan with a masked face blocked in front of Zhang Yang.
"Boy, if you want to blame it, blame you for tying up someone who shouldn't be tied, and today I must help him take revenge!" A cold light appeared, and the white-haired orangutan took out a sharp knife out of nowhere.
"Isn't it you who Lao Tzu kidnapped, who else are you helping to avenge!" This stupid guy is really stupid, his characteristics are so obvious, and he has a fart face.
"I didn't expect you to be so smart, you can actually guess who I am, grandpa will definitely teach you a good lesson today!. The orangutan looked hateful.
"Lesson, then what are you doing with a knife?" Zhang Yang didn't blush at all and turned on the big flicker mode.
The white-haired orangutan was stunned for a moment, looking at the dagger in his hand, "Yes, you don't need a knife to teach a lesson." ”
As he spoke, he put the knife away, and Zhang Yang was stunned.
Sending such a fool to make trouble, are you sure you're not here to be funny?
"Hahaha, little one, I'm scared by Grandpa! The white-haired orangutan looked at Zhang Yang who was stunned in place, thinking that he must have been shocked by his domineering spirit, and laughed proudly.
Listening to his grandfather, Zhang Yang became unhappy, "Who did grandpa say?"
"Of course Grandpa is talking about you!" The white-haired orangutan came out of the monster world, where did he know the routine of this human world.
"Eh, good grandson, what's the matter with calling grandpa?" This stalk is about to be rotten in the human world, but it is quite useful to change it to the monster.
"You stinky boy, how dare you pit me? Look at me if I don't take your head!" The white-haired orangutan was teased like this, and his anger instantly rushed to his head.
"Look, there's a flying saucer!" Zhang Yang pointed casually.
"Flying saucer, what is a flying saucer?" the white-haired orangutan was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked at the place Zhang Yang was pointing to.
Butterflies, spies he's heard of, but what the hell is a flying saucer?
"Get out of here!" Zhang Yang kicked the white orangutan's red and glamorous buttocks.
Boom!
Before the white-haired orangutan could react, he was kicked and stumbled by Zhang Yang, and threw a dog to eat.
Mother's legs, so mentally retarded, dare to run to take his head? If it weren't for the kindness of the master, it wouldn't be a minute to take his head.
"You!"
The white-haired orangutan obviously didn't expect that Zhang Yang would suddenly attack behind his back.
Nima!
What about integrity?
What about the basic principles of being a human being?
And...... You are a pure man no matter what you say, you have no grace at all in the battle, first shamelessly deceived your feelings, and then attacked behind your back, what kind of man is it!
"You despicable and shameless villain, I must take your head today, and I will show no mercy!" the white orangutan was furious.
A pounce rode onto Zhang Yang's body and clasped his hand.
Zhang Yang also began to panic at this time, he didn't have any martial arts to resist, so he could only resign himself to fate at this time.
He felt that he was probably going to die here today, and infinite remorse rose in his heart.
But what the hell is this orangutan doing? Didn't he say that he was going to take his head? Why didn't he take a knife, but began to turn up his purse?
"I found it! I said I must get your phone today, how about it? The orangutan snatched Zhang Yang's mobile phone.
Standing in the distance with a backflip, he shook the phone in his paw proudly, turned around and ran, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"I'm the second Olympian, so why is the head equal to a mobile phone?" Zhang Yang was also speechless.
At that moment just now, he was scared into a cold sweat, and thought that his little life was going to be over, who knew that he just snatched his mobile phone.
"Teacher, are you okay!" Just when Zhang Yang was unable to complain, Li Rongsheng's voice sounded behind him.
Zhang Yang felt that he shouldn't call Li Rongsheng anymore, he was called an afterthought, and he only jumped out when the matter was over, this bodyguard is too competent......
It is said that if you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates.
But Zhang Yang not only has teammates like pigs on his side, but even his opponents are like pigs. Zhang Yang thought to himself, he still had to hurry up to finish the task so that he could get the cultivation exercises, such a group of mentally retarded people, only he could rely on himself and take the whole audience away.