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"I sent it, but she refused to ask for it, and I heard that you two have a good relationship, so I came to you to try it. ”
"You can tell us that we have a good relationship. You'll be able to hear that we're almost all right, right?"
"Isn't it still okay?" Yi Zhen was still smiling: "Can you help me transfer it?"
"No, you can't. "I don't want to talk nonsense with him.
I thought Yi Zhen would be furious, but he just put the necklace up with a disappointed face.
"Sure enough, it doesn't work, alas, I don't have to think of any other way. Yi Zhen walked outside.
"After ...... You have to at least button Zuo Fei to help you hand over the necklace, right?" the monkey stopped Yi Zhen.
Yi Zhen turned his head: "Really?"
I shook my head: "Fake." ”
"You bid and shout, maybe Zuo Fei will be moved!"
"100 yuan, can you make a fuss?" Yi Zhen really opened his mouth.
Before I could speak, the monkey rushed over: "I can do this!"
Not to be outdone, Huang Jie rushed over: "I can too, I only need 90 yuan!"
“80!”
“70!”
"I just need Zuo Fei to send it for me. Yi Zhen cut off their bids.
Both Monkey and Huang Jie turned their heads to look at me, with fiery expressions on their faces, "This is a good opportunity to make a fortune".
"I won't send it for you, you will pay thousands of dollars, even hatred pieces. I won't send it for you either. ”
Yi Zhen's sentence "I just need Zuo Fei to help me send it" exposes his intentions, not only hoping that I will hand over the necklace, but also like a kind of provocation, what kind of pressure, what kind of declaration of war against me.
Yi Zhen shook his head, turned around and walked out.
"Are we still friends?" the monkey called out to him again.
"Yes. Yi Zhenshi had a very polite smile on his face, which was the cultivation of a rich child.
"Great!" said the monkey, "lend me five dollars." ”
……
The monkey room is five dollars, and he happily jumps up and down in the bedroom. And Huang Jie showed a remorseful expression because he didn't have time to borrow money, and shouted to share the five yuan with the monkey.
"You two are so uproar?" I knew they were playing, but they were also very unhappy at this time, Yi Zhen was obviously my rival in love.
The monkey quieted down and said, "Zuo Fei, have you ever heard any words in the past few days in Dongcheng Shizhong, called 'Ning provoke a big cat.'" Don't mess with Yi Zhen'?"
"Yes, there is such a saying, because Yi Zhen is too rich, and if you have money, you can play to death. The little daughter-in-law Qi Majie, who was already lying in bed, suddenly came up with a few words.
"Shut me up. I glared at Majesh, who immediately retracted his head. Then I continued: "I haven't heard of it, I don't care if he can afford to be provoked, I don't want to touch half of Lin Keer's hair." ”
"In short, you can fight with the big cat, but don't fight with Yi Zhen, you can fight with him in a roundabout and tactful way, this is my confession. ”
The monkey wagged and said, "Let's go." He walked out of the dormitory with Huang Jieshi.
I thought about it for a moment and rushed out of the dorm room shouting, "You two are not allowed to go to the Internet café!" but it was obviously too late.
I was lying in bed today, thinking about Yi Zhen's words, and I felt quite unhappy - of course my girlfriend was not happy to be stared at today - now I have regarded Lin Keer as my girlfriend.
But no matter how unhappy it is, this piece has to be put aside for the time being. Because there's more to do.
The next day and this afternoon, I went to the Internet café to catch the monkey and Huang Jie, they had been up all night, and now they had to go to sleep for a while! Huang Jie was okay, he couldn't stand it anymore, and he was very obedient to go back with me, but the monkey was in good spirits, and he sat in the chair and refused to come down, shouting: "I can't trap my teammates to shout, otherwise we will become fools in Shanxi Province!"
I turned off his computer directly, and the angry monkey almost fainted without Dangji. I just can't understand that the game is so important?
I forcibly brought Monkey and Huang Jie back to the dormitory, and forcibly put them in bed to sleep, feeling like a little nanny. Even all day, I still sit under the big tree and watch them train. This is the last military training, and everyone is reluctantly saying goodbye to the officer. Wang Yao still led Thirteen Roses to play with me, and she really shouted hard to protect me.
But after tonight, I won't need her to protect me.
The time finally turned to the evening, and the whole Gaoshi was also fluctuating in a tense atmosphere, because everyone had already heard that the Ninth Prince was going to sweep the dormitory tonight. After the next night of self-study, I ran to the monkey dormitory, this guy is still sleeping, what day should I have slept full, right? I yelled, "Monkey, monkey!"
The monkey rolled over: "Send your mother's head to shout, if you can't play, go home and breastfeed." ”
I shook him twice, but the monkey still didn't wake up, and he muttered: "You can't pit your teammates and shout, you are too unkind to Zuo Fei." ”
I was anxious and scolded: "You Shanxi people are all stupid!"
The monkey sat up: "Who said that?!fuck stinky shit!"
After calling the monkey up, the two of us went to call Huang Jie again, this time I didn't talk nonsense, and said directly in Huang Jie's ear: "You Shanxi people are stupid!" The result was beyond my expectations, Huang Jie didn't react, and muttered: "Yes, it's all stupid." ”
The monkey said, "Look at me." ”
Then he lowered his head and said, "Huang Jie, lend me five yuan." ”
"Lao Tzu didn't!" Huang Jieshi sat up and said angrily, "You borrowed it from someone else!"
The monkey had a smug expression. When Huang Jie knew that the monkey didn't really borrow money from him, he felt that his whole person relaxed a lot, and when he put on his shoes, he roared a song: "What kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......?"
The three of us came to my dormitory, set up a table and waited for the Ninth Prince's people to come, and the monkey specially pretended to insert a sharp knife in the table, and said: "If the big cat dares to come to us, I will let him go in with a white knife and come out with a red knife!"
I wondered, "Monkey, where did you get so many knives?"
Huang Jie said: "Don't you know? On the way back to school from the Internet café, isn't there a stall set up today? ”
", I borrowed it from someone else, okay?"
"People lend you dozens of knives and don't shout for money?"
I knew they were starting to be serious again, so I just didn't bother with it.
The students came back one after another, and I asked Ma Jie to open the door, and the corridor gradually became lively, with some catching and some washing. After a while, I heard someone outside: "The Ninth Prince is here!"
The corridor fell silent, and everyone ran back to their bedrooms, and then they heard the sound of loud footsteps outside, accompanied by two insults from time to time: "Give me back to the bedroom, no one is allowed to show their heads!"
The sound was still outside, and Ma Jie was frightened and ran to the bed.
I said, "You're afraid of hair, haven't you already paid protection money?"
Ma Jie cried and said, "I'm afraid that Zhou Kun will ask me for cigarettes." ”
The monkey pulled out the knife and shook it at Ma Jie: "If he dares to ask for it, you will give him a knife!"
"I don't dare!" Ma Jie quickly waved his hand.
"Bang", there was a sound of kicking the door outside, followed by a voice shouting: "Who the is called Yang Zecheng?!"
The monkey looked at me, and I nodded my head at once, indicating that I had written down the ringing word.
The ninth prince swept the dormitory tonight, cleaning up the students who did not pay the protection fee, the main purpose is to establish power, so the formation must be very large, the sound must be extraordinary, we don't need to go outside to see what is going on, just sit in the dormitory and listen to the movement.
"Lao Tzu is Yangze City!" another voice sounded.
Even when such a conversation starts, Shiji grabs are inevitable, and there is a sound of "bang bang" outside, and it is initially estimated that at least a dozen of them are besieging this Yangze City, and the scolding of Yangze City also comes from time to time: "Lao Tzu will not pay you bastards!"
The three of us nodded to each other, indicating that this man was a man who could be wooed.
But the fists are hard to beat after all, Yang Zecheng's scolding gradually became smaller, and he heard Zhou Kun scolding: "I don't know what to do, if you don't pay the money, I'll arrest you for a few days!"
"Zhou Kun, don't be so ruthless, look at the crooked nose you have scratched people's noses, what should you do if you can't find a partner in the future?" The hypocritical voice of the big cat also sounded.
"Damn, I don't know what to do. Let's find a ......."
Bang!
"Who the fuck is Gao He?!" It seems that Zhou Kun is the main force shouting tonight, and he let him do all the limelight.
I wrote it down again. Five minutes later, Gao He and Yang Zecheng were treated similarly, they were beaten by more than a dozen people and couldn't even scold, but they were still good men, and they were the ones we had to woo.
There was still a lot of noise in the corridor, but except for the Ninth Prince and the arrested, no one else dared to move at a fixed point, and we could feel the tension outside when we sat in the dormitory. Ma Jie was completely frightened, and he put his head under the covers and shivered.
Half an hour later, more than a dozen people had been arrested, and some dormitories even had two or three.
The monkey rubbed his hands together and said, "It's so fucking cool, there are so many hard bones this year!"
Huang Jie and I are also very happy, the more hard bones like this, the greater our chances of winning!
"No, I've got to go out and have a look. The monkey stood up and walked out.
After a while, I heard the big cat outside say, "Yo, this isn't a monkey, where are you going to shout?"
"I'll go to the toilet. ”
"I remember you didn't pay your protection money, did you?"
"No, you'll come to me later, I'll fly to their dormitory in Zuofei. ”
The monkey came back from a circle outside, and said excitedly: "I, there are more than a dozen people lying in the corridor today, and the ninth prince has also grabbed this head, which is simply catching people to death!"
The more we are caught, the deeper the enmity, and the easier it is to win over, these are all things we are happy to see.
I said, "But these people are really strange, why don't they come out to help when others are caught?"
The monkey said: "You don't talk nonsense, who will come out without a leader? Have you heard any words?" 'What Chinese are dragons, and even groups of Chinese are worms!' Unless there is a leader, the Chinese will always be scattered sand.' ”
Huang Jie straightened his clothes: "This leader is obviously me." ”
"Fart, it's me. The monkey pointed to his nose.
Not to be outdone: "You two save it, who else is more suitable to be the leader than me?"
This key topic is our old key topic, as long as it is mentioned, it is bound to quarrel, and after a while, the three of them are red-faced, I grabbed the monkey's collar, the monkey grabbed Huang Jie's collar, Huang Jie grabbed my collar, it seems that I can catch this frame at any time.
"Yo, what are you guys doing here?" The big cat didn't know when he was standing at the door, followed by a lot of people, Xing Qiu and Zhou Kun were among them, being the boss was easy to shout, and he was majestic wherever he went!
The three of us let go of each other at the same time and said almost in unison, "No, let's exercise." ”
"Well, you guys pay the protection money. The big cat stepped in.
The monkey took out a knife and stabbed it on the table: "Can I hand this in?"
The big cat's face froze, he obviously didn't expect the monkey to dare to do this—he could only say that he didn't know the monkey too well.
Huang Jie and I continued to fiddle with the cards in our hands, as if we didn't pay attention to the big cat at all.
"Three with two, it's time for you to go, monkey!" Huang Jie threw out a few cards.
"Wang Bang!" The monkey threw out two ghosts, the force was so strong that the knife pierced on the table trembled: "Bomb your mother in the west today, so that you don't have to sè with me!"
The big cat's face was even more ugly, but he didn't dare to step in after all.
"Hehe, I'll pick up the three of you when I come. The big cat smiled and withdrew.
The big cat can bend and stretch, otherwise he can respect the monkey for half a year? It is with this point that he can survive to this day, but only today, tomorrow is the moment when we overthrow the Ninth Prince!
We continued to draw cards in the dormitory, and the ninth prince continued to beat up students who did not pay protection money outside, and this farce continued until more than 12 o'clock, and there was no dormitory manager in the middle to intervene, and there was no intervention from the school, as if it had become commonplace for this Shiche. This class of students is a dick, and I have memorized more than 20 words in my kung fu.
"It feels like we're coming to an end. The monkey yawned, "It's almost over, we should break up the mess too." ”
Scattering is a code word, after all, there are other outsiders in our dormitory - he means that the Ninth Prince is about to break up, and we should go to these hard bones to discuss.
"Who the is Zheng Wu?" Zhou Kun was shouting again, but the voice was far away, obviously he had reached the dormitory at the end of the corridor, maybe it was the last person they attacked.
"Lao Tzu is Zheng Wu!" A voice shouted, this voice was full of anger and loudness, mixed with anger and unwillingness, far overshadowing Zhou Kun's voice, and it seemed that the whole building was shaking.
Immediately after, there were two sounds, two sounds, three sounds...... Screams came and went, and a large number of footsteps ran up.
No one can make so many screams, that is to say, it is the Ninth Prince who is screaming!
The three of us looked at each other and rushed out the door at the same time.
In the corridor, the Nine Princes scattered and fled, and even the naked students chased after them, the muscles in their chests bulging, and they still had Shigen's black arm strength rod in their hands.
"Lao Tzu will kill you fools!" Zheng Wushi shouted while waving his arm power stick, and from time to time someone hit him, he immediately screamed.
Zhou Kun's unlucky guy seemed to have been hit two or three times, and he ran forward lifelessly.
"Stepmother, stepmother!" Zhou Kun howled past the door of our dormitory.
"I'm cǎo, I've caught a big fish!" the monkey looked at Zheng Wu, his eyes shining.
"I'm cǎo, I want to engage with him. Huang Jie also glared.
Hearing this, I silently stayed away from Huang Jie, I didn't know that he had this habit before!
"panic!" the big cat ran out of the toilet with a in his hand - uh, like the one I kicked off this time?
"Copy the guy today!" the big cat roared, and Shima rushed over first.
The big cat slammed the stick, and Zheng Wushi picked the stick. The wooden one is definitely not as good as the iron one, and the big cat screamed in pain, but it was still very fierce and Zheng Wu.
Although I don't want to admit it, the big cat can be the boss of the Ninth Prince today!
This person really has a bit of a foundation!
Although the big cat and Zheng Wu had the upper hand in the confrontation, this move stabilized the military spirit of the ninth prince, and the others came out of the nearest dormitory room one after another to fold stools, wooden sticks, and pickaxes, and rushed towards Zheng Wu in a swarm.
Zheng Wu was not strong, and he could not resist the attack of twenty or thirty people, and after struggling for a while, he fell in a pool of blood, and the nine princes were still clinging to him.
"I'm cāo. Huang Jie couldn't help it, turned around and put on a stool ready to rush over. What am I doing, and I also pick up some folding stools, which is to catch people to death?
"Don't move. The monkey stopped us and stared straight at Zheng Wu on the ground.
We know what he means. We have discussed before, we will definitely not make a move tonight, let the Ninth Prince play to his heart's content, the more ruthless they catch, the more they will hate the caught. But if this continues, we are really afraid that something will happen to Zheng Wu. The monkey stared straight at Zheng Wu, he was waiting for an opportunity, and seemed to be ready to make a move at any time.
"Alright. At the critical moment, the big cat finally spoke.
Everyone stopped, Zheng Wu lay on the ground, and there was blood around his head.
"I'll give you a little training today, and if you don't pay the protection fee within three days, that's not the case. ”
After the big cat finished speaking, he led everyone away.
"Let's go. The monkey spoke, and the three of us rushed towards Zheng Wu like wild horses on the loose.
But before he could get there, Zheng Wu got up by himself, first wiped the blood on his forehead, and then scolded Shiyu for fucking, and then walked towards the water room like nowhere else, and didn't even raise his eyelids when he passed by the three of us, and his expression was arrogant as if he had just captured Shiji to win the battle.
"This guy is so handsome. The monkey said with great interest: "Zuo Fei, this person is handed over to you, Huang Jie and I will go find someone else, and everyone will meet in 305 later." "Dormitory 305 is the best person for this.
"Okay!" I immediately ran towards the water room, and I also had a strong curiosity about this person named Zheng Wu!R832