78. Witty as you are
readx;? Liu Yi found two maintenance workers and asked them to try to fix the two trucks. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 After checking with the info maintenance staff, it was found that the engine was frozen and the truck could not run at all. The road of repairing the car is not going to work, and we must think of another way to take all the workers out of the extremely cold ice field.
In order to prevent the workers from freezing to death and frostbite, Liu Yi asked everyone to get out of the car and gather around to keep warm. In this bitterly cold weather, it is impossible to raise a bonfire at all, only to huddle like a flock of sheep.
More than 100 people, densely surrounded by the freezing wind and snow, looked quite spectacular.
And the woman who is mixed in the pile of men has a little trouble. Xuelian and Hou Haiting were squeezed in by the men, pushing, pushing, kneading, and pinching, like an idiot's tram.
Some workers took the opportunity to rub the oil, either touching or rubbing, and all kinds of salty pig hands attacked, so that the two women were completely unable to parry, lost their resistance, and screamed that they were also embarrassed to cut their throats.
Xue Lian frowned on the surface and let out a "Don't... Don't', but she didn't mean to dodge at all, but was touched and became more and more excited. There were even a few extremely nasty workers who took off their pants extremely obscenely and rubbed on Xuelian's body. The scene was very chaotic, with all kinds of heckling sounds, whistling sounds, and all kinds of unknown liquids melting the ice and snow on the ground. If nothing else, both women will be bathed. Forehead.
Although Liu Yi saw this unsightly picture and heard the seemingly helpless screams of the two women, he did not rescue him. Originally, the truck broke down, and everyone was likely to freeze to death, so the workers were very angry, and the group harassment of the two women was now the best way to divert the conflict, and he didn't want to anger the workers. So, let the two women contribute, and touch a few handfuls without losing meat. The bottom line is to supervise these workers and not turn them.
After all, Hou Haiting is a money worshipper who grew up in the city, and she was so frightened by the scene of a large group of migrant workers competing to touch her, screaming loudly and crying. She is like a helpless ball, pushed around by people, all kinds of obscene and bantering language continue to tease her, countless unsightly things make her unable to dodge, she can only cry heartbreakingly, helpless like a child who can't find a home but can take a hot bath and drink soy milk for free.
"Hey, those two women are a little miserable, Brother Liu, don't you care?" said the barbarian a little unbearably.
"It's okay, they're enjoying it. Liu Yi explained, "The crying on the surface is all faked, and my heart has long longed for this occasion." ”
"Really?" the Barbarian King's eyes widened in surprise, looking over there, and shaking his head, "No wonder I was drunk last night, and one of the women kept seducing me, and I almost went to bed, I see." ”
"Hehe, brother barbarian, don't mind, the woman who seeduces you is called Xuelian, she has no fertility, don't worry. ”
"Uh, haha! What are you kidding, I'm a man who is about to get married, how can I mess around?" the barbarian king smiled, then took out the ring made of purple crystal stone that Liu Yi gave him last night from his pocket, and said with a smile: "After a while, the mine will be mined normally, and I will marry Ash at the War College, Brother Liu, you will be a VIP at that time!"
"Well, I'll definitely participate, and I'll be your best man!"
"Great, my best man group has grown even bigger, with E-Z, Ryze, Teemo, Volibel, and so on. ”
"Then don't forget what you said before, you want to introduce the beautiful heroes of the League of Legends to me."
"Don't worry about this," the barbarian king patted his chest, "Ahri, Ruiwen, Katarina, Qin Girl, etc. will all come to my wedding, and I will introduce them to you one by one." By the way, speaking of the piano girl Suanna, have you forgotten that she has been to your world, and she fell in love with you at first sight, suffered from lovesickness, and misses you every day!"
"How can I forget Suanna!" Liu Yi thought of the charming face of the piano girl and a pair of peerless plumpness, and said with emotion: "Brother Barbarian, to be honest, the first person I want to see is Suanna, and I miss her too." ”
"Hehe, I knew that you were also a single-minded man, and I would arrange for you to meet as soon as possible. ”
"Hmm!"
Just as the two were chatting, suddenly there was a riot of shouts in the crowd, and the exclamations came and went.
What's going on?
Liu Yi turned his head and looked at the picture in front of him, and he was also a little drunk!
It turned out that because it was touched too much, too hard and too hard, the two pieces of silicone in Xuelian's breast augmentation were squeezed out by a migrant worker. Xuelian's clothes were covered with blood, and she kept wailing in pain, and the two pieces of silicone stained with blood were thrown in the air by people to play relays, and they had a happy game atmosphere.
"Hey..."Liu Yi shook his head and sighed: "There is no way, I can only say that this is a punishment for fraud." ”
At this moment, a middle-aged man on the other side squeezed out of the crowd, ran to Liu Yi's side, and said anxiously:
"Liu Yi, you can't see death without help, these workers are insulting my daughter Tingting, can't you hear the miserable screams? I tried to stop these beasts, but they didn't listen to me, and they almost beat me. What a bunch of scum. Liu Yi, you must save my daughter!" This person is Hou Dongsheng, he was hiding from the cold in the car in front of him, and he didn't notice that his daughter was being touched, and he just found out from the car window, so he immediately came to ask for help.
"Team Leader Hou, the scene is too chaotic, I also want to save people, but the crowd is excited, and I really can't control the situation. Liu Yi said helplessly: "Looking at the current special situation, there is no way for Hou Haiting to be touched, as long as there is no danger to life, it is a blessing." Don't worry, I'll come up with a way to get you out of the icefield. ”
"What can I do about this!" Hou Dongsheng hugged his head, his expression was sad and at a loss.
At this critical moment, the fat pig suddenly pointed to the pile of people in front of him and shouted:
"Mr. Liu, look, no one dares to approach that woman......"
Liu Yi, the barbarian, and Hou Dongsheng looked at the crowd together, and saw Hou Haiting standing in the middle, and the men around them avoided one after another, lest they could avoid it.
I only heard Hou Haiting shouting loudly in a hoarse voice: "You brutes, do you dare to touch your sister? Hehe! A group of brutes, I let you touch, come, keep touching! Why don't you dare?
What's going on?
Why did people just touch her so happily, but now they avoided her as if they had seen a plague god?
It turned out that Hou Haiting turned on the self-help mode, and in a hurry, she pooped and wiped it on her hands, face and body. In this way, does anyone still want to get close to her?
"Damn, this trick is really poisonous, I took it. The fat pig clapped his hands and muttered to himself.
"Is this woman crazy?" asked the brute, confused.
"Ah, Tingting, this ......" Hou Dongsheng also elongated his chin and looked demented.
Only Liu Yi smiled, lowered his voice, and said two words lightly:
"Wit. ”