013 The legendary flirtatious girl 18 style
As many people know, what girls like most is surprises, and Zhang Yang's first trick to tell Li Jing was to surprise Meng Xun.
Li Jing eagerly asked what to do, but this stumped Zhang Yang, he had never chased a girl, how to know what kind of surprise to prepare.
remembered the repeated candlelight dinners in the TV series, found a video for Li Jing to see, and asked him to follow the above learning, Zhang Yang floated away, afraid that Li Jing would ask for details. He'd never done anything like that before, so he didn't know what the details were.
But Zhang Yang underestimated Li Jing's creativity, and after a while, this product really gave him a big "surprise".
There was a crackling sound of firecrackers, and cheers and laughter could be faintly heard. In a place like a teahouse, it is taboo to be noisy, and Zhang Yang said this to all the employees, so that they must be light-hearted.
This time, Zhang Yang could think of it with his toes, it must be Li Jing who is doing something again.
"Lee!"
Zhang Yang walked into the courtyard with a roar, which directly overpowered the sound of firecrackers, and the light blue smoke with a strong smell of gunpowder drilled into his nose. When the smoke cleared, Li Jing's figure slowly appeared, and Zhang Yang, who was originally angry, almost didn't collapse, holding back his laughter so much that his abdominal muscles were about to come out.
Li Jing had a chicken coop on top of it, and there were some firecracker wreckage on it, and a few rotten pothos leaves.
His face was also blackened, like a brother from Africa. The most important thing is that he heard Zhang Yang's shout, gave Zhang Yang a bright smile, and showed a mouthful of big white teeth, which made his face even blacker.
This time, Zhang Yang held back even harder, trying to maintain a face full of anger.
But there were Diao people who came to make trouble, and the buddy who was splashed with water just now ran over and patted Zhang Yang's shoulder, and said seriously: "Brother, don't hold back if you want to laugh, don't hold back if you want to laugh, don't hold back if you're a man, be careful to become a Chinese turtle." ”
After saying that, he covered his stomach and laughed, and he was almost happy to roll on the ground twice. This time, Zhang Yang couldn't hold back at all, and he leaned forward and leaned back with laughter. He has never seen such two people in his life, and he has seen a lot of people who have been blown up by firecrackers, but it is really rare to be blown up into this virtue.
laughed for a while, until his stomach began to hurt a little, Zhang Yang stopped, wiped the tears from laughter, and coughed, only to find that Meng Xun had been scared back to the prototype, trembling and hiding in the grass, it seemed that he was surprised, but he was happy with others, and the first type of flirting girl was completely defeated.
Li Jing sent Meng Xun back to the room, and it wasn't until she came back to her senses from a daze that she found Zhang Yang in a daze.
"Boss, why is Meng Xun not surprised, and he is still scared, is this candlelight dinner useless?" Li Jing frowned and gave Zhang Yang a skeptical look.
"Candlelight dinner is to ask you to use candles, not to use cannon candles!" Zhang Yang directly incarnated as the Roaring Emperor, it was the first time he had seen such a mentally retarded thing, and the candles and candles were stupid and couldn't tell the difference.
rubbed his eyebrows helplessly, and explained to him the difference between candles and cannon candles, which taught him the second trick of flirting with his sister.
In Zhang Yang's impression, girls love to listen to love words, so he took out his mobile phone and searched for love stories, and then gave it to Li Jing and asked him to memorize it himself, thinking that there should be no problem this time.
After reciting the love words, Li Jing happily went to find Meng Xun. Zhang Yang was still a little relieved, and quietly followed Li Jing's back, but this time, Zhang Yang was directly confused, he had never seen such a stupid person.
"Meng Xun, I have something to say to you. Li Jing found Meng Xun, scratched the back of his head a little embarrassed, thinking that he was going to confess to Meng Xun immediately, and his heart was excited.
"What's the matter?" Meng Xun tilted his head and looked at Li Jing in front of him, and blinked his big eyes for some reason, but when he heard Li Jing's words behind him, his cute big eyes were directly overflowing with tears.
"Lao Tzu eats hot pot, you eat hot pot base, Lao Tzu eats bananas, you chew banana peels, Lao Tzu drinks yogurt, you lick yogurt bottle caps, Lao Tzu eats sugar cane, you gnaw bagasse residue. Li Jing said this classic rhythmically, and looked at Meng Xun in front of her with teary eyes and confusion quite proudly, thinking that she must have been moved by her love words.
Zhang Yang, who was hiding behind and peeking at the corner, twitched the corners of his eyes and looked at this teaser, he originally wanted to rush up and stop Li Jing directly, but looking at the snickering people around him, Leng was not embarrassed to carry this pot. If others know that he actually taught such a fool, his reputation will be ruined.
slapped his head hard, took out his mobile phone, and wanted to see how the love words he memorized became this thing.
When I unlocked my phone, I saw that there were some emojis under the love story, and the content above was what Li Jing and Meng Xun said. Zhang Yang was speechless at this time, and he really wanted to pry Li Jing's brain open to see what kind of structure this brain's brain was.
Just as Zhang Yang was thinking about how to remedy it, Li Jing jumped over and interrupted his thoughts.
"Boss, your trick really works, Meng Xun ran away crying happily, what should I do next?" He shook Zhang Yang's shoulders, and the corners of his mouth were almost at the root of his ears.
Zhang Yang looked at the excited person in front of him speechlessly, and mourned for him in his heart. Meng Xun cried happily, obviously angry with this Li Jing. For her, a foodie, it was a hundred times more serious than her life, and sure enough, the young people were much happier, and ignorance was a blessing.
"Then you take advantage of the victory and chase after it, Meng Xun likes to eat delicious food, and if you give her your favorite food, she will be even happier. Zhang Yang was reluctant to admit that under his guidance, Li Jing was once again defeated.
Watching Li Jing walk away excitedly, Zhang Yang looked at the sky and sighed, fortunately, Meng Xun is a foodie, there is nothing that can't be solved with one meal, if one meal is really not good, the big deal is two meals.
I don't know where the system found such strange things, a person is so timid that he becomes a mouse at every turn. But fortunately, with white smoke cover, nothing major happened, at most it was a mobile smoke machine.
But this other Zhang Yang couldn't understand what the hell it was, and he was so sloppy that he couldn't talk like it. Although it is quite fun to watch him teasing, the destructive power is inevitably too strong.
When Zhang Yang was slandering the system, Meng Xun held a handful of soil and found Zhang Yang crying, followed by Li Jing with an anxious face.
"Huh, boss, am I annoying?" Meng Xun raised his hand to wipe his tears, and his little hands full of dirt wiped a big face.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Yang looked at Li Jing behind Meng Xun suspiciously, he didn't have to think about it to know, probably he had made some trouble again.