The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of country Z has always been very low-key, and it basically follows this routine when it comes to international affairs: "I hope that both sides of the conflict can exercise restraint", "We deeply regret it", and "strongly condemn"

There are even jokes on the Internet that quote Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian, and Ximen Qing to mock the weakness of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, such as the following example:

Mr. Wu Dalang expressed deep regret that Mr. Ximenqing had taken possession of Pan Jinlian for a long time, despite the friendship of his fellow villagers for many years, and had instructed his staff to beat and physically insult him.

I would like to express my deep gratitude to the many itinerant vendors and street beggars who recognize Pan Jinlian as an inseparable part of the samurai family and always adhere to the position of a samurai.

At the same time, it was once again affirmed that the samurai family has always repaid grievances with virtue and has always advocated the settlement of disputes by peaceful means, and the samurai family has only one voice, and the radical words and deeds of other samurai members cannot represent the main theme of Wu Dalang's words.

Both the two countries should realize that the Pan Jinlian issue should not become an insurmountable obstacle to the normal business and trade exchanges between the two countries. The samurai earnestly hoped that Mr. Ximenqing, as a wealthy gentleman and a famous gentleman, would take into account the overall situation and understand the general situation, and should not continue to carry out acts that hurt the dignity of the samurai, but should earnestly shoulder the responsibility of protecting the territory and the people.

Only in this way can the two countries deepen their exchanges on the basis of cooperation in counter-terrorism. ’

However, it was the Ministry of Foreign Affairs that suddenly called the heads of state of the world: 'Our country promises: no first use of superpowers!'

The effect was an explosion!

If you don't make a hit, it's a blockbuster!

What is the concept of superpowers?

Will there be floods, will there be earthquakes, will there be tornadoes?

The more I think about it, the more scared I become, I'm so panicked!

No, we must ease the relationship!

Many small countries that often provoked the country by relying on the backing of the big countries were frightened to death and issued orders one after another: "Stop all provocative acts against China!" We can make certain concessions on the following issues.

Or directly release the news: "My country and country Z have been united and friendly friends since ancient times, and some unfriendly things that happened in the past were all misunderstandings"

Intelligence services around the world are all up and running, wanting to know more.

However, Tanaka's profile has been protected, and the only thing that can be determined now is: the young man in the video seems to be a well-known network anchor?

"Mr. Tian, it seems that you have to avoid the limelight for a while during this time, otherwise it is estimated that you will have a great headache."

Major General Ding, who learned of the latest situation, offered his heartfelt opinion to Tanaka.

Tanaka's face was embarrassed, this dad is really powerful.

Although it is necessary to be so powerful to bring out his awesomeness.

But as a new generation of good teenagers, I must keep a low profile!

"Mr. Tian, just this small fish island, a deserted island, if you are interested, you can occupy this island and only need to pay a small amount of money. The island and the surrounding waters are yours. ”

General Ding received the order to arrange for Tanaka to hang out for a few months.

I will return to China at the end of the year, so that it will be convenient for the country to deal with some things, and by the way, I can also protect Tanaka Tian and get out of the thunderstorm.

More than a dozen locations were pointed out to him, but General Ding personally took a fancy to this small fish island.

Tanaka blinked.

What's the situation, hide outside for a few months, then I won't suffocate to death?

No, absolutely not.

"General Ding, this can't work! If I stay outside for a few months, then I'm still so soaked..... Phew, do something..... I'm not familiar with life. ”

"However, I bought this small fish island, how much is it, I can come out to relax in the future. ”

General Ding: "........."

"Mom sells batches, bubble sister, do things, you are a troublemaker!"

"But you're in danger. Those gringos, you don't know. If you do whatever it takes to get the end, you might send killers, special forces, mercenaries and the like to kidnap you. You see......... Uh, ahem, ahem, this doesn't seem to be a threat to you, huh?"

General Ding said that he was embarrassed in the back.

"I have superpowers, why are I afraid of this? Didn't I get robbed in a bank before? The robbers shot at me, and you all know after that! The bullets were all crooked, and the grenades turned into duds. The submachine gun blew up. ”

When General Ding heard him say this, he couldn't help but think of this incident back then.

"Well, in that case, then you should pay attention to yourself. ”

"Then I still want to buy this small fish island, how much are you going to sell me?"

"Hey, hey, you mean to give 100 billion. You're not short of money anyway. Right?" As soon as General Ding heard that Tanaka Tian wanted to buy Xiaoyu Island, he instantly changed from a general to a profiteer. Licking his face.

"It's so dark? You still dare to frame me? Didn't you see Apple, what happened to KFC? Ah? Did you pay the protection money?" said Tanaka Tian with squinted eyes.

"I。。。。。 "General Ding is confused, yes! I'm still cheating him, and the protection money hasn't been paid yet.

Think of Apple, KFC, and domestic mobile phone companies.

General Ding trembled and took out bits and pieces of RMB from the soles of his shoes, hats, socks, gloves, and trouser belts, and handed them to Tanaka Tian with trembling hands.

"Big brother, I'll just have this amount of money, this is still my private money for so many years, you have collected it. General Ding cried with a sad face.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, I'll cover you in the future. Tell me my name. ”

After that, after General Ding talked with the leaders above, he sold Xiaoyudao to Tanaka Tian for one dollar.

The above originally wanted to pit him, but he didn't expect to be cheated.