076 Cake Cake

Zhang Yang followed the two of them for several days, and saw that Dai Haoran didn't tell others about the existence of monsters at all, and only cared about falling in love with Zhu Lili, so he completely relieved his heart and prepared to start Li Rongsheng's task.

Like the monster before, Zhang Yang threw a test paper to him a long time ago, but the exam time for this test paper was a bit long, and he gave it to him to study slowly for several days.

But when Zhang Yang took back the test paper, he was directly stunned, what the hell is this talking about?

It's not that Li Rongsheng's mistake is outrageous, but Zhang Yang didn't understand what he was talking about at all, it was full of bullshit ancient texts, and the grammar of various dynasties was a little mixed, what does this make people think?

What's more, what Zhang Yang hates the most in his life is classical Chinese, and his brain hurts when he looks at it, so after reading the first sentence, he can't stand it at all.

"Li Rongsheng, what the hell are you writing this?" Zhang Yang found Li Rongsheng, who was making dark dishes, threw the test paper in front of him, and pointed to the answers on it and asked.

Li Rongsheng, who was busy making tea, looked at Zhang Yang in front of him, and was a little speechless, he really didn't expect that his teacher could be rubbish to such an extent, and he couldn't even understand ancient texts.

"Isn't that what it means?" Li Rongsheng glanced at him disdainfully.

What age is this, and you still play ancient Chinese with me?

"You've been in the teahouse for a few days, have you ever seen anyone talk like that?" Zhang Yang is also not lightly drunk, this thing in classical Chinese, it seems that since the college entrance examination, I haven't seen it more than once, and after many years, I still can't understand it.

"Doesn't this look more cultured?" In Li Rongsheng's eyes, this is indeed what it looks like.

Aren't all those big experts and scholars like to chew on words? Not many people can understand what they say, so how can they get to their own place, but they can't do it.

"It seems to be cultured, and it has to fit the background of the times! What age is it now, what we are talking about now are modern literature, your ancient style, I don't know where you came from?" Zhang Yang carefully compared, and found that the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, no dynasty had such a thing as him, which can only show that this kind of grammar is probably created by himself.

"I don't understand what those experts said, and I haven't seen you take care of it!" Li Rongsheng frowned dissatisfiedly, and really felt that this teacher was idle and panicked, so why did he care about this.

What he said made Zhang Yang speechless, well, he admitted that he couldn't understand what the experts were saying, but that didn't seem to be a reason......

"You're not an expert, can't you talk well?" Zhang Yangzhen has never seen such a tough person, and it's not that he hasn't seen what others are like, why don't you want to change it?

"Then what should I do?" Li Rongsheng saw that Zhang Yang attached so much importance to it, and he also began to be a little puzzled.

This is the first time that a teacher said that his way of speaking was incorrect, and the rest of the teachers said that it was very good, saying that he had studied for a long time and summarized the way of speaking in all dynasties, so he practiced this ability.

"Don't you always communicate with people, and you can say what others say. After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he looked at the thoughtful Li Rongsheng, and felt comforted, at least he could reflect on his own mistakes, and there was no way to go to the dark, which was okay.

But before he could praise in a hurry, Li Rongsheng's words made Zhang Yang's heart want to shoot him to death.

"That guy really doesn't know what to say. After speaking, Li Rongsheng also bit his lip, and saw that Zhang Yang's goosebumps fell to the ground.

"Damn, can we learn to speak a man seriously?" I can think of it with my toes, this thing probably learned the saying of a cute girl.

"Well, that's what I've seen. Li Rongsheng's face was anxious.

Zhang Yang then remembered that it seemed that the people around him had always been women.

“emmm…… Don't make that tea that you don't know what the hell in the future, if you want to make tea, just learn from the tea master, but you are absolutely not allowed to add anything!" Zhang Yang raised his eyebrows and instructed.

Most of the men in the teahouse came to drink tea, and the reason why there were no men next to Li Rongsheng was all girls, they only blamed his tea for being too weird, and the men scoffed at it.

And the girls are all because of his handsomeness, they are guilty of nymphomaniac, pretending to be very interested in the tea he makes, in fact, Zhang Yang thinks that even if they let them drink poison, as long as they can see Li Rongsheng, they are all willing.

was about to teach him some modern Chinese subject-verb-object-definite complements, but Zhang Yang was afraid that he would not be able to remember, so he made up a formula for Li Rongsheng.

"The subject-verb-object, the definite predicate is complemented, the subject predicate is clearly distinguished, the definite must be before the subject, and the predicate is the predicate after the predicate. Zhang Yang knocked on the table in front of Li Rongsheng and motioned for him to take a note, "You write down this sentence first, and I'll explain to you what it means later." ”

Just as Li Rongsheng was writing to remember, a white-haired orangutan suddenly came out.

"You're my little apple, I can't love you enough. Bread, bread, bread "The white orangutan sings and dances, there is no doubt that the song in front should be a little apple, and the one in the back, Zhang Yang probably thinks it should be a song with a big stick.

"Small, pretending to be an ordinary orangutan is still pretending to be quite similar, I have long found out that you are abnormal, how can an orangutan make such a humane expression, it turns out that it is also a monster. Zhang Yang felt that something was wrong when he saw this white orangutan for the first time, but he couldn't remember what was wrong.

At this moment, it ran to himself and sang and danced, and Zhang Yang remembered that the expression of this white orangutan was too rich.

was about to ask him why he came to sing, what kind of stalk was this, but as soon as the white-haired orangutan finished singing, he turned around and climbed the tree and climbed out of the backyard, and when Zhang Yang chased him out, he couldn't see its shadow for a long time.

"What is this tease for?" Zhang Yang walked back in a muttering to himself.

I thought that this monster came to me and didn't say what was the matter, and the system didn't give me any information, could it be that there was some mystery in the lyrics?

Zhang Yang raised his eyebrows and sat down at the table to think.

The little apple is also eaten, and the cake is also eaten, is it that he is very hungry and has no place to eat, and he is a monster who can't afford to feed himself?

But it's not right to think about it, whose fool wants to finish eating and run away before he can get it?

Could it be that this monster can speak Korean? What does it mainly want to convey in Korean lyrics?

Zhang Yang took out his mobile phone and checked this Bang Bang Bang on the Internet, the lyrics translated as what Bang Bang

What does this mean, the Covenant?

Before he could figure it out, Li Rongsheng interrupted his thoughts.

"Teacher, can you say it again? I don't remember exactly. Some blusheed and frowned, Li Rongsheng was now full of cakes and cakes sung by the white orangutan, and he was stunned that he forgot all about the mantra.

After repeating the mantra just now, Zhang Yang asked Li Rongsheng thoughtfully.

"The demon world is so trendy?