Today is finally a holiday, and I feel uncomfortable when I come out of the secret realm, now take advantage of the holiday time to take a good rest, otherwise I really have to go to see the king of Hades.

"Master, as a cultivator, you are actually weaker than ordinary people's bodies, and I, as your sword spirit, look down on you. Lingxi came out of the lupus erythematosus sword and looked at me and said.

"Damn, Xiao Lingxi, you dare to look down on your master, it seems that you have a long ability. "I grabbed Lingxi with an arrow, but I didn't expect him to make a grimace at me and immediately get into the lupus erythematosus sword.

"Lingxi, don't think that I can't beat you if I get into the sword. I said with a fierce look.

"Master, don't think that I don't know that as long as I get into the sword, you can't take me, by the way, master, you can't kill me, otherwise you will suffer. Lingxi said in a milky voice.

"Well, I really can't help you. At this time, I heard my mother shouting: "Stinky boy, it's time to eat, and you will sleep when it's time for the holidays, you don't know how to cultivate." ”

"Got it, Mom, I'll come down now. "My mother scolded me as soon as it was time for the holidays, and I was deafened by my mother's "lion roar".

"Dad, is it menopause?" I asked in a whisper. What happened next surprised me.

"Old woman, I reported my son and said that you entered menopause ahead of schedule. I looked at my dad with wide eyes, and there was an incredible look in my eyes.

"Okay, Dad, if you're unkind, then don't blame me for being unjust. I said with a smile on my lips.

At this time, my mother stood beside me angrily, I turned to my mother and said, "Mom, don't be in a hurry to beat me first, you may be very interested in what I say next." ”

My mother asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?" I'll spare you if you say it. After my mother finished speaking, I turned my head to my father and sneered, and my father was also looking at me very nervously at this time.

"Mom, I know that my dad has hidden his money, and I also know where to hide it. I quickly told my mom.

"Oh, so many things have been brought out at once, son, take your mother to see it. Then he turned to his father and said, "Old man, if I really find out that you are hiding private money, my mother will let you know that you know how powerful the immunization monk is." ”

Mom is a late stage of immunization, and Dad is immunized in the early stage of cultivation, so our family has been living under the "shadow" of my mother.

I took my mother to the garden, pointed to a tree, and said, "Dad has cast a space spell on this tree, and all the money that Dad has hidden is in this space." ”

The old mother slapped the tree, and the surrounding space cracked a crack, and then the old mother slapped again, and then the space completely cracked, revealing the red and shining Wei Yuan inside.

"Old woman, listen to my explanation, this money was put in my ...... by Ergou first" Before my father finished speaking, my mother twisted his ears and entered the room.

There was a burst of Dad's screams in the room, and the screams were really terrifying.

"Master, your family is really interesting, I would like to have such a family too. Lingxi didn't know where it came from, but she said meaningfully to me.

"Silly girl, what nonsense? After I finished speaking, Lingxi couldn't cry anymore.

"I've been destined to be involved in killing since I was born, and I've been in a mess for so many years, and since I met my master, I realized that I wasn't a sword spirit, and I saw in my master's eyes that my master treated me like a sister. Lingxi looked at the sky and said deeply.

"Silly girl, don't cry, but I'm telling you, you're wrong, I don't think of you as my own sister but as my wife. I said jokingly to Lingxi.

At that time, Lingxi's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and then Lingxi said unto be outdone: "Hmph, you treat me as a wife, this can only be implemented with my consent, otherwise it will ......"

"Otherwise, what? I have to get your consent, aren't you laughing at it? I'm your master. Lingxi's face became redder and redder at this time, and she dropped a word of annoyance and got into the sword again.

"Lingxi, don't get into the sword at every turn, it will make me look very shameless as a master, okay? I said with a lupus erythematosus sword.

"Oh, by the way, Mom made a lot of delicious food, do you want to try it? Unexpectedly, this time Lingxi took the initiative to drill out.

Lingxi is a complete foodie, so I can't wait to jump out after I say that my mother has made a lot of delicious food.

As soon as Lingxi and I entered the room, my mother and father also came out, and my father at this time no longer had the handsome and chic appearance just now, but was replaced by a pig's face.

"I didn't hit my face, but punched my face one by one. Dad complained.

"You just said that one of mine is not, I let you know the "sinister" of the human heart. When my father heard this, he didn't complain.

"Mom, okay, you've beaten and scolded, and you've scolded and scolded, so forget it, I feel that after this time, my dad will hide his private money more hidden. "I pit my dad again, who told him to pit me from childhood to adulthood.

"Oh, yes. This is Lingxi. I pulled Lingxi over and introduced her to my mother. As soon as my mother saw Hou Lingxi, she took Lingxi's hand and kept asking this and that.

"Girl, how old is this year? Lingxi couldn't help but smile when she heard my mother call me Xiaohua.

"Auntie, I'm not actually a human, I'm the master's sword spirit, and the master said that the aunt made a lot of delicious food, so I followed the master. Lingxi said shyly.

"Oh, that's right. Mom then kicked Dad in the ass and said, "Why are you standing there stupidly, you can't serve food." ”

Dad also ran to the kitchen to serve food, and I rushed over, at this time my dad grabbed me and said: "This girl is very beautiful, but it's a pity that she is a sword spirit, or my father asks someone to ask how to turn the sword spirit into a human." ”

"No, Dad. I have a certain number in my heart. "I walked out of the kitchen with a plate of food.

At this time, Lingxi had already gotten into a mess with her mother, and my mother waited for my dad to come out of the kitchen and said: "Listen, you two listen, Lingxi will be my goddaughter from now on, if you two dare to bully Lingxi, I will let you two eat and walk around, especially you stinky boy." ”

"If you kill me again in the future, I will tell my uncle and let my aunt break my master's leg. Lingxi gloated.

After that, my father and I were left to hang out by these two women, and I also complained: "Who is your biological child between me and Lingxi." ”

Unexpectedly, my father made another small report, and then it was my turn to scream and fill the room.