Host: Yang Zhang

Race: Human

Sex: Male

Professor's Grade: Trainee Teacher

Upgrade XP: 22%

Account balance: 100 demon coins

Teachable Monster: Huang Ergou

Rewards: 100 Demon Coins, 50 XP, Nine-Eyed Dzi.

Seeing this task object, Zhang Yang spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he didn't know what this monster thought, but he actually took such a high-end and high-grade, low-key luxury and connotation name.

Seeing that there was a dog in the name, Zhang Yang pinched his fingers and counted it, estimating that the species was really a dog.

He prayed with his hands together, don't come to the demolition team, otherwise his teahouse will not be saved.

It seems that Zhang Yang's prayer played a role, and it was indeed not any of the three fools of the sled, but it was not much better.

"Huang Ergou is a member of the Ba family of the dog demon clan, the second in the family, and the body is a lively and lovely pug, following the monk for many years, and finally cultivating a human body. ”

I'm a stupid little pug, with an ugly face and a funny expression, I really don't know what it will be like to become a human.

Zhang Yang secretly thought funny in his heart, and a wrinkled dog face with frowning eyebrows appeared in his mind, with a pair of soft black ears, installed on the human body with short hands and short feet, which turned the sky upside down......

"My first job was as a boy at the South Wind Pavilion. ”

"Wait, what are you talking about? Guy, do you want to be so exciting? He's okay with this. Zhang Yang was pulled back by the voice of the system, and he thought that he would be a cute thing, and he could turn him back into his body and pet a dog, but now he only has one thought left.

My chrysanthemum is in danger......

"Don't think crooked, Huang Ergou is a good monster who is clean and self-conscious, only performing, not selling, although he sang Buddhist scriptures when he first performed on stage, he was driven out of the Nanfeng Pavilion and wandered on the streets for a long time. ”

The words of the system made Zhang Yang chrysanthemum loosen, crooked his ass and let out a fart, thinking that this monster is also awesome, actually singing Buddhist scriptures in such a place, people happily entered the backyard flowers, he sang at the door is empty, empty is color? It's not bad not to be killed......

After wandering for a while, I saw that the merchants made a lot of money, begged along the road and saved some silver, and also started a businessman. ”

Zhang Yang finally heard something slightly reliable, although Fanshang's status was not very high before, but he couldn't bear to be rich.

He let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that this task should not be difficult, this monster's brain development is probably quite good, after all, being a businessman also requires brains.

Just because he can use the begging money to do business, I have to say that this Huang Ergou is really capable, and he can be regarded as the first person in ancient and modern times, no, he is the first dog in ancient and modern times.

Zhang Yang remembered a joke he had read, if one person could ask for one dollar, China's 1.4 billion people would be all over, and the cliff could be on the Forbes rich list and become the first beggar.

Huang Ergou worked hard to finally transport the goods back to the Central Plains, but because it was too weird, no one bought it at all, and he was on the streets again. ”

"No, although the ancients said that they didn't like the merchants, they liked the things that the merchants sold, what did he bring back?" Zhang Yang interrupted the introduction of the system suspiciously.

From ancient times to the present, foreign things have always been in a craze in Dahuaxia, and the number of people who have sought after them is countless.

He really couldn't understand why he was running so badly when he came to the monster, could it be that this monster was shining brightly?

Don't mind, it's said that bad luck is contagious!

The system ignored Zhang Yang, who was a psychopath, and continued to talk about the past of the monster.

He brought back only two things, one was ivory, but it was not sold because it had been bitten by a dog. ”

After listening to the explanation of the system, I finally understood the reasons.

He pinched his fingers and counted, the tooth marks on the ivory were 100% bitten out by the yellow second dog, and the teeth were really not ordinarily good.

Who buys flawed things? Ivory in ancient times was not as scarce as it is now.

"What about the other one?" Zhang Yang asked, and there was not much hope in his heart......

"The other is wine like urine, by the way, now you humans call that wine beer, Huang Ergou likes to drink it like you humans. ”

"You just drank pee! It's made from malt, why does it get so cold in your mouth? Zhang Yang shouted for Huang Ergou, and brought a good thing back, but no one appreciated it.

Look at the beer festival held in Manhuaxia now, which time is not crowded.

Huang Ergou learned from the pain in his second job, and changed his career to sell rouge, and the rouge he sold was the most beautiful color at that time, but unfortunately no one bought it. ”

"Why is this, isn't this kind of thing supposed to be popular in the backyard of the boudoir? How can it not be sold?" Zhang Yang interrupted the system's narration again, completely confused.

He knew that rouge was something like rouge in ancient times, and as long as it was a woman, he would definitely be tempted to buy it.

Just like a modern woman can't help but buy a bunch of cosmetics.

It doesn't matter if it's a female man or Sister Xiaofeng, even if it's a **cute girl, she can't resist the temptation of these things.

“emmm…… Because Huang Ergou thinks that the most fragrant smell in the world is the smell of, he concocted the flavor rouge ......" The principal on the other side of the system was also a little embarrassed when he said this, after all, it was from his own cram school, and it was really a shame to be like this.

If Zhang Yang knew what he was thinking at this time, he would definitely complain, which one of the monster cram schools came out of the second home.

But at this moment, he was lamenting the mentally retarded operation of this Huang Ergou, so he didn't notice that the system was embarrassed.

Zhang Yang thought to himself that this Huang Ergou is really a talent, the-smelling rouge can be bought by someone to have a ghost, people's rouge is fragrant for ten miles, his rouge is stinky, and the color is good for a hair.

"When he entered the human world for the third time, Huang Ergou's teacher thought that he was not suitable for business, ignored his request, and asked him to pull a rickshaw. I thought that Huang Ergou ran fast and should be able to do a good job, but who knows if he is fast or fast, but he can't brake, often even people and cars hit the wall, and the car broke down after two days, and others refused to rent a car to him, so he only wandered. ”

Zhang Yang, who had just been withdrawn from the speechless state, made up the scene and almost stopped laughing.

It's really not easy for this Huang Ergou to live to this day, and he is so gorgeous in his tricks and death.

However, he found a problem, Zhu Lili was taken back if she didn't do well, but Huang Ergou only had a wandering life if she didn't do well.

Sure enough, it is good to enjoy the shade with your back against the big tree, and even the monsters are not exempt from vulgarity.

How did Zhang Yang know that there were not many people like Zhu Lili in the entire demon world, not because her ancestors were the most powerful monsters, but because the elders of her family were more unreasonable than the other.

Looking at the progress bar on the interface that is about to reach the top, Zhang Yang is looking forward to it, and they all say that it is more fun to tease young people, and I don't know how happy it will be when it is amused both inside and outside.