14. One-handed push-ups
Gao Yongqiang angrily reprimanded: "Hehe, it turns out that he is still a League of Legends player, it must be a pitfall! Bronze scum? You beat up the elderly Director Zhao, do you think you are very good? You bully the weak with the strong, what kind of hero is it? You are just a waste! You kind of come to beat me and try!" Gao Yongqiang patted his strong chest muscles and constantly provoked. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"In front of the children, I won't fight with you brainlessly, after all, I am a people's teacher, and my image is very important. On the other hand, I am also for your own good, I am a physics teacher, if a physical education teacher who accidentally hits you also goes to the hospital, then your future career will not be very bleak? Therefore, we must create a harmonious society and a harmonious campus, and we cannot fight and fight like children at every turn. Just take this opportunity to do a patriotic education for my classmates, children, today's happy and peaceful life is not easy to come by, it is the blood of countless revolutionary martyrs, we must cherish, be kind to others, unite and love, especially to care about a weak little beauty like Lin Yue, pamper her, spoil her, and make unremitting efforts for her healthy growth and development......"
"I'm about to vomit out the food I ate at noon!" Lin Yue was completely helpless, looking at Liu Yi's confused eyes, he really wanted to castrate him on the spot.
"Huobao, hehe, Lin Yue, congratulations, the head teacher really likes you and confesses to you frequently!" Xia Ni laughed.
"Waste, don't talk big, who doesn't know that fighting is a child's thing, if you have a kind, let's test our physical strength to see who is really a waste of firewood!" Gao Yongqiang angrily pointed at Liu Yi's nose and said, "The surname Liu, do you dare?"
"If you don't dare, just let the horse come!" Liu Yi said without showing weakness: "Students, let's go back and talk about patriotic education." I'll give you PE teachers a lesson first. ”
"It's not certain who teaches whom!" Gao Yongqiang said coldly: "Waste, do you dare to do push-ups? Look at which of us does more, who lies on the ground like a dog first." ”
"No problem! I accept your challenge!" Liu Yi said confidently: "But it's just that the game is boring, we have to make a bet, so that it is interesting and there is motivation for the game." ”
"Gamble? Hehe! Sure enough, it's a gambler's face," Gao Yongqiang sneered, "Say it." ”
Liu Yi said seriously: "Whoever loses, whoever eats a pound of on the spot!"
The students erupted in laughter.
"Okay, that's what you said, no repentance, all the students are Witnesses. Gao Yongqiang pointed at Liu Yi and said.
At this time, Wang Dongdong, the squad leader and study committee member, and the son of a migrant worker, said very seriously: "Excuse me, is it hot or cold?"
The students burst into laughter again.
Wang Dongdong's parents are migrant workers in the city, his mother is a pancake seller, and his father is a shoe repairer. He himself is a very serious and simple child, and there is no joke in what he says, and sometimes his persistence and innocence make people feel very painful.
The students of class 8 are not very convinced that Wang Dongdong, who has thick eyebrows and square face and is very stocky, is the class president and study committee member, and the vast majority of the children may be urban only children, pampered, and the little emperor and princess of the family, and they can't look down on rural children like Wang Dongdong with difficult families. At the same time, everyone also thinks that he is too serious about doing things, a bit of a tendon, and he is the teacher's dog, as long as it is the head teacher's instructions, he will work hard to complete it as a holy decree.
For this reason, he inevitably offended many classmates, but he didn't know it. If it weren't for the teachers who were covering him, the junior students in the class would have moved him dozens of times.
"Dongdong, I'll give you an order!" Liu Yi patted Wang Dongdong on the shoulder and ordered, ", it's hot and cold, wait a while Teacher Gao loses, if you have a hot one, provide it on the spot; if not, please go to the toilet to shovel the cold back, on a hot day, you Teacher Gao can eat something cold." Can it be done?"
At this time, Wang Dongdong asked another question, which almost made the people present laugh and break their breath: "Teacher Liu, although I do have a little stomachache, I can't pull out a pound at one time............ 3 taels can not be ......"
Liu Yi almost vomited blood, and shook his head: "Do you want to be a squad leader, you have to bargain for this little thing! Let you, and not let you build an atomic bomb, is it so difficult?"
", it's less disgusting, stay put!" Gao Yongqiang said angrily and pushed Wang Dongdong.
Wang Dongdong stood in the crowd in confusion and began to rub his stomach, he thought that this was conducive to digestion.
Gao Yongqiang: "Push-up movements must be standard. Mr. Liu, don't take advantage of the loopholes. ”
Liu Yi: "Yes. Rest assured, it's definitely better than your standards. ”
Gao Yongqiang: "Then let's start! ”
"I'll eat your grandma's mouth, don't BB with me, and start the competition right away! I'll see what time it is, and I can't delay the self-study class. Liu Yi took the opportunity to look at the time, quickly opened the prestige, clicked to copy the blue medicine, and suddenly, he only felt that the warm currents were like surging rivers and lakes all over the body, his physical strength was very abundant, his energy was extremely vigorous, and he had inexhaustible strength from head to toe. The blue medicine was originally a hero of lol who consumed his physical strength and replenished his energy after casting his skills, and for a person like Liu Yi who did not lose his physical strength at all, it was equivalent to giving him a dose of powerful chicken blood. Even with only a bottle of blue medicine, his physical strength and endurance are beyond that of mortals.
The two of them supported the ground with their hands at the same time, and after Wang Dongdong gave an order, they began to do push-ups.
Gao Yongqiang is a professional sports student, usually exercises diligently, and doing push-ups is commonplace, and it is no problem to do a hundred. In his opinion, Liu Yi is completely self-defeating, and that guy looks like a sick man in East Asia, and 20 estimates are enough.
"Teacher Gao, come on!"
"Teacher Gao is so handsome!"
"We support you, Mr. Gao!"
Unexpectedly, the students in his class shouted slogans in support of Gao Yongqiang one-sidedly, and Liu Yi was also drunk.
Wang Xiang was responsible for counting Liu Yi's push-ups, while Wang Dongdong counted Gao Yongqiang's. I thought this was a game without suspense, but Liu Yi, who had been drugged, seemed to be a different person, and it was not worth it to do push-ups.
Their movements are very standard, and if you look closely, Liu Yi even holds it lower than the ground every time. At the beginning, the speed of the two was about the same, and when it was about 40, Gao Yongqiang, who was sweating profusely, obviously slowed down. However, Liu Yi maintained a fast rate from beginning to end, and his body was not soaked with sweat like Gao Yongqiang, but looked extremely relaxed, with a cheap smile on his face.
When Gao Yongqiang did 100, Liu Yi had easily made 436......
Wang Xiangshu's mouth hurt, but Liu Yi still had no trouble doing it.
Gao Yongqiang's speed is getting slower and slower, and his movements are not very standard, he looked sideways at Liu Yi, who was smiling at him, gritting his teeth with hatred, but he still didn't want to give up. Once you admit defeat, losing face is a trivial matter, and the key is to live broadcast dung eating.
"Teacher Gao, are you tired?"
"I ...... I'm tired of your sister......"
"Still not convinced, then I'll give you a more powerful performance. Look at it!"
After Liu Yi finished speaking, under the exclamation of everyone, he actually started to do standard push-ups with one hand, and at this time he had already done 500 push-ups in a row.
"Wow!
"Teacher Liu is so good!"
"It's still my left hand, I guess my palm is already covered with calluses......
"Really amazing!"
"It feels like Bruce Lee is alive......"
"Could it be that I masturbate too much and have more muscles? The teacher is my role model!"
"Don't slander the teacher, okay?"
"Forehead ......"
Gao Yongqiang saw Liu Yi doing one-handed push-ups, a startle, and his physical strength was really exhausted, so he fell to the ground and couldn't get up. He panted, his face was covered with beads of sweat the size of beans, and he looked helplessly at Liu Yi who changed into one-finger push-ups in the cheers, and was really convinced......
The effect of the medicine was almost consumed, Liu Yi stood up, patted the dust on his hands, made a victory gesture to his classmates, looked at Gao Yongqiang, who was still lying on the ground and paralyzed like mud, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, Mr. Gao, I won." - Wang Dongdong!"
"In!"
"!"
"Uh......"
"Speed!"
"Well, I'll try. Wang Dongdong, who had rubbed his stomach for a long time, showed a complicated expression on his face, and "poof" broke out a loud fart, which had the potential to be overwhelming, and he smiled awkwardly: "Teacher Liu, I'm sorry, I didn't." ”
The crowd dispersed, covering their noses. They all strongly condemned Wang Dongdong's uncivilized behavior and made solemn representations.
The public was angry, and Liu Yi had no choice but to criticize:
"Hey, Wang Dongdong, drop the chain for me at the critical moment! Choosing you as the squad leader is really lame for the previous head teacher. It's not a good thing, I'll replace you sooner or later!" Liu Yi said this, knowing very well in his heart that Wang Dongdong, who was kind and honest, was one of the few students who supported him in the class, and he was also a class cadre who he could trust and rely on, and he would be used more in the future. If you don't cultivate one or two henchmen in the class and keep abreast of the dynamics, this chaotic class can't be disintegrated from within.
"Teacher, I'll go to the toilet shovel. ”
"No need, that's the end of today's game, after all, Mr. Gao is your physical education teacher, if I do things too well, no one will attend your physical education class in the future. As the saying goes, I would have been to the bright moon, to be forgiving and forgiving!" Liu Yi showed his generosity again, this forced pretending to be very successful, and even he was moved to cry.
And Gao Yongqiang, who was tired and paralyzed on the ground, was also ashamed, unable to say half a sentence, and let Liu Yi's hateful Gao Feng Liangjie.
In the applause of the students, Liu Yi tidied up his hairstyle and walked to the office with a swagger and graceful demeanor.
"Wang Dongdong, come with me. ”
"Hmm. ”