10. Hit the trick again
After Hou Dongsheng went back, Liu Yi took the money, first found a small restaurant nearby, ordered two braised pork, and fried a few home-cooked side dishes, packed and took away. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info then went back to the dormitory and sent it to the barbarian king as soon as possible.
The barbarian king was full of praise for the braised pork and food, and after the meal, he was also grateful to Liu Yi, and he didn't know how to thank him.
Through the conversation between the two, Liu Yi knew that the Barbarian King's Infinity Blade had been synthesized, which was the gold coin saved after all the cattle and sheep of their entire tribe were sold.
Now the barbarian king is going to challenge the great dragon, which is an extremely dangerous task, and he must not ask for any equipment. So Liu Yi had an idea, and very tactfully asked the barbarian king for a bottle of red medicine and a bottle of blue medicine, although he knew that the barbarian king still had a potion, but he was embarrassed to speak, after all, when he fought the big dragon, his blood was seriously depleted, and the medicine could not be stopped.
In the end, the barbarian king also sent an "eye" to Liu Yi.
"Scout Guards
Item tags: Scouting, Alignment
Place an invisible Scout guard to monitor an area for 3 minutes. ”
After receiving two bottles of potion and an eye, the barbarian said goodnight to Liu Yi. After all, tomorrow the barbarian will have to hurry to the summoner's canyon, and Liu Yi will no longer disturb others. Only offered his deep blessings, hoping that the Barbarian King would defeat the Great Dragon, win Ash's true love, and at the same time give the Infinity Blade to himself.
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Liu Yi's feat of one against seven, like Maddie's 35 seconds and 13 minutes, has become a feat, and it is also the talk of the entire Chengbei District to kill Matt's teenagers. They sat in various hair salons, video halls, billiard rooms, and Internet cafes, and they all felt incredible that the seven-member group led by Fat Pig was beaten by a thin middle school teacher.
The fat pig is the strong man who is nearly two meters tall among the seven people, and he is also the most seriously injured among the seven people. All the joints of the right fist of the fat pig were comminuted fractures, and the arm joint was also dislocated. After he came out of the hospital, his entire right arm was bandaged, and he still had lingering fears about Liu Yi's boxing skills and strength. The other 6 brothers suffered abrasions on the skin, fractures on the worst, and one was injured internally, and I heard that the liver and spleen were ruptured, and they were still lying in the ward.
Chen Jianjun, as a good friend of these people, and also the organizer and payer of that incident, was naturally the most shocked in his heart. He is also skeptical of Liu Yi's true kung fu, because judging from his personal resume, there is no foundation in martial arts at all, and from Liu Yi's appearance, in addition to using words such as obscene, thin and impotence, it does not match words such as strong and mighty at all. If you can become a martial arts wizard by masturbating the pipe, then is there still a heavenly principle in this world?
For this incident, several backbone members of the second junior high school (class 8) held a small meeting again, and the result of everyone's discussion was to continue to rectify him! Even if he can really defeat the gangsters, he is extraordinary, but the open gun is easy to dodge, and the hidden arrow is difficult to defend, the whole teacher is everyone's specialty, the hard one is not soft, it is through one torture after another, so that your Liu Yi's spiritual world completely collapses!
And for those who were injured by Liu Yi, it can be regarded as a formal and social bad teenager.
However, fortunately, there is no influential underworld organization in the northern part of the city, and most of them are small groups of three or five groups, which cannot become a climate. Most of them are based in hair salons, tasting explosive hairstyles and various stall clothes every day, and living a handsome life without knowing how to be stupid. Fortunately, Liu Yi did not offend organizations in other urban areas, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable, not to mention blocking at the school gate or something, some powerful gangs have reached a professional level, and even have highly lethal controlled weapons. For example, the "blood droplets" gang in the eastern district is very difficult to deal with, and even the police don't care much. Of course, Liu Yi also learned most of the city's danger and social reality through conversations with Hou Dongsheng. The reason why Hou Dongsheng knows so much is because his brother-in-law is the head of the criminal investigation team of the Public Security Bureau, and the two of them often drink a little wine on weekends and tell some inside information that the public does not know. Hou Dongsheng only told Liu Yi these inside stories alone, which shows the degree of trust in Liu Yi.
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After school that day, Liu Yi came to the classroom as usual to check the hygiene situation.
The classroom was quiet, Liu Yi pushed open the door, but saw that Lin Yue was the only one sitting there in a daze.
Liu Yi's eyes lit up, and he wondered why this little Lori hadn't gone back, was there something difficult to solve in his heart, and he needed a teacher to do a psychological counseling.
He closed the door, rubbed his hands and smiled:
"Lin Yue, why haven't you gone home yet?"
Lin Yue raised his head, looked at Liu Yi with those big watery eyes, and said in a sweet voice:
"Mr. Liu, I don't want to go home. ”
"Oh, what's wrong, what's going on, can the teacher help you?" asked Liu Yi with concern.
"Teacher, my parents are divorced, and the family quarrels every day, so I can't stay at home and study. ”
"I see, hey, it's pitiful, I hope your academic performance will not be affected. Liu Yi saw Lin Yue wearing a miniskirt and a layer of stockings as thin as cicada wings on her slender white legs, her heartbeat immediately accelerated, and she involuntarily walked to Lin Yue's side.
"Lin Yue, don't be sad, as your homeroom teacher, I have the responsibility to help you. Liu Yi pretended to be serious and said, "Come, the teacher hugs ......."
Liu Yi opened his arms and wanted to take Lin Yue in his arms, but Lin Yue dodged away, and said shyly:
"Mr. Liu, don't do this......"
"Hehe, it's okay, I just want to comfort your wounded little heart. ”
"This ...... Not so good. ”
"Teacher is helping you, only our heart-to-heart, hand-in-hand communication, can get the point of harmony and resonance, say small, is to enhance the friendship between our teachers and students, say big, I am saving your soul on the verge of collapse. In fact, the teacher's parents have also been divorced before, I empathize with your pain, at this moment, what you need most is a man who cares for you, cares for you, and gives you selfless love, come, the teacher hugs ......"
"Teacher Liu, don't ............"
Lin Yue squirmed and struggled in Liu Yi's arms, and whispered: "Okay, the teacher is only allowed to hold for three minutes......"
"Okay, okay, three minutes is enough, it will definitely move you. ”
Liu Yi didn't expect Lin Yue to agree to his unreasonable request, originally he just wanted to rub some oil, hehe, little Lori, you can't escape from the palm of the obscene uncle! Liu Yi thought evilly, the happiest three minutes of his life are coming soon.
"Teacher, please take a seat, I don't want to stand and hug you, it's not good to be seen by other people. Lin Yue said shyly, like a bud waiting to be released, which made Liu Yi's heart melt. At this time, as long as he can hold Xiao Lori, Liu Yi can live five years less.
"Okay, let's sit down, and then you sit on my lap......" Liu Yi said shamelessly.
"Well, teacher, I'm heavy......"
"Hehe, no problem, I can hold ......"
Under Lin Yue's guidance, Liu Yi sat on the bench next to him, patted his thigh, and said anxiously:
"Come on, teacher, hold ......"
At this time, Lin Yue suddenly took two steps back, and the shyness on his face just now disappeared in an instant, but turned into a sneering expression, and said:
"Hmph! Just because you want to deceive other girls? Why don't you pee and take a picture of yourself, you look so ugly, girls can be picked up by you so casually? You perverted dog, it really makes me sick! A person like you is also worthy of being a teacher? I don't think you are even as good as a beast. ”
When Liu Yi heard Lin Yue say this, he suddenly realized: Damn, I've been tricked again!
"Lin Yue, I'm your teacher, why do you talk like this......"
"Hehe, you deserve to be my teacher? I recorded all the disgusting words you just deceived me," as he spoke, Lin Yue took out a voice recorder from his pocket, shook it on the white and tender little hand, and said with a smile: "The evidence of your crime is in my hands now, if I give this thing to the dean or the principal, I think you will definitely have a hard time in the future." If I hand it over to the policeman's uncle, hehe, your career as a teacher may end here!"
"You...... Hello vicious!" Liu Yi said angrily, she didn't expect that she was weak in appearance, but she turned out to be a little Lori with a black belly!
"Hey, slow down, don't get up!"
Just as Liu Yi got up to snatch the recorder, Lin Yue suddenly shouted:
"If you get up, I can guarantee you won't be able to go home. ”
"What do you mean?" Liu Yi subconsciously lifted his buttocks, feeling his pants and bench firmly stuck together.
"It's super glue, the quick-sticky kind, hahaha! If you have to get up, then your ass will be exposed in public. ”
"You...... Why are you so vicious!!"
"Let's go, perverted teacher, you can play alone!hahahahaha!"
After a string of silver bell-like laughter, Lin Yue flew away like a cheerful little swallow.
In the classroom, only the embarrassed Liu Yi was left. Liu Yi hasn't worn underwear for half a month, and if the pants are torn open, it will be directly the ass and chrysanthemums facing the world.
How good is that?