043 The monster is reliable, and Zhang Yang can go up the tree

After observing this Huang Ergou for several days, Zhang Yang was stunned and didn't find any shining points in him.

He thought that this Huang Ergou was at least good at flirting with his sister, and it shouldn't be much of a problem to do a sales, shopping guide or something.

But he belongs to two sentences, the first sentence can mostly cause the girls to be excited, but as soon as the second sentence comes out, it will definitely hit the street.

Seeing Huang Ergou scourge his sister in his teahouse every day, Zhang Yang couldn't bear it anymore, and planned to take him to find a beauty salon or something to get by, anyway, this dog also loves to plan, and loves to flirt with sisters, so it should be quite popular there.

Although Zhang Yang really can't get used to seeing a big man's motherly what package to recommend there, it seems that this way of life is quite suitable for Huang Ergou, enough to be a mother and love to flirt.

The two chatted as they walked.

"Dog, are you willing to be a hairdresser or beautician or something?" Zhang Yang glanced at Huang Ergou, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.

There is no one who can go so motherly with Waiba.

"What are hairdressers and beauticians?, are they all beautiful zombies?" Huang Ergou's face was full of doubts, he had never heard of this type of zombie.

"What zombies are not zombies, teacher's teacher, aren't you a dog?

But who knew that before he could be called, there was a burst of barking dogs behind him. Zhang Yang looked back, and he didn't know when dozens of stray dogs were already behind him, and they were barking at him with bared teeth.

This frightened Zhang Yang, grabbed Huang Ergou and turned around and ran, the speed was almost as good as Liu Xiang's.

After running for a while, Zhang Yang saw a big tree in front of him from a distance, and he was ecstatic for a moment, thinking that his little life had finally been saved.

"Dog, there's a tree there, let's climb up it, and we'll come down when these wild dogs are gone. Zhang Yang gasped and let out a snort from Huang Ergou and ran towards the big tree.

Huang Ergou seemed to have something to say to him, but he was tired enough at this moment, panting heavily, and there was only one thought in his head, run, how could he care what he said.

He said why so many people stared at him all the way, followed by a group of vicious dogs, can people not look strange and strange.

Climbed the tree with both hands and feet, Zhang Yang was fortunate that he often climbed the tree to pick persimmons when he was a child, and he often exercised, otherwise he would only be buried by the dog at this time.

Huang Ergou also pulled up the branch, sat on the tree and rested for a long time before calming his breath, stroking his chest and glancing at the scene under the tree.

Don't look at it, don't worry, this closer look at Zhang Yang was so scared that he almost peed his pants, there are not only ordinary earth dogs under this tree, but also what kind of pitbulls, summer lion dogs or something.

These are all legendary little fighting experts, if they catch up, it is estimated that there will be no bones left.

"It's good that I pulled you up, otherwise you'd be dead. Zhang Yang was extremely happy in his heart, fortunately he had quick eyes and quick hands, and his potential exploded, so he caught him at once.

If something happens to this Huang Ergou again, I really don't know how the system will punish him, he is afraid of the unlucky attribute of death, if it weren't for this, Zhang Yang would not bother to care about this Huang Ergou, in order to save him, he was almost bitten by a dog.

"Boss, what are you pulling me up for? I'm afraid of heights!" Huang Ergou kept shaking like a lice, and he wanted to jump down with a lot of enthusiasm.

"You don't want to die, and you're not afraid of being bitten to death. Zhang Yang hurriedly stopped Huang Ergou's stupid behavior, although this branch is not high, it will not hurt if you jump down, but there is a group of vicious dogs below.

"They don't bite, they just greet us, you see, how warm they are, how cute they are. After Huang Ergou finished speaking, he actually waved to the dog below, just like an old friend greeting him.

"Which eye do you see them greeting? You dare to say that you are enthusiastic and cute with that bloody mouth? Are you funny with your brains?" Zhang Yang was also speechless to the extreme at this Huang Ergou, I really don't know what such big eyes are for.

“emmm…… Boss, I can understand what they say, they are indeed saying hello to us......" Huang Ergou looked at Zhang Yang, who was very nervous beside him, as if he had seen a mentally retarded person.

At this time, Zhang Yang felt that he was about to cry stupidly, just now he was just running away, and he actually forgot the fact that Huang Ergou's body is a dog, and he has a foreign language and can understand what the dog is saying......

"Hurry up and tell them to go away, don't surround here, I'm dizzy!" Zhang Yang watched Huang Ergou get off the tree, happily playing with the group of dogs, and hurriedly shouted for him to drive the dog away.

It's really not Zhang Yang's cowardice, and anyone who encounters such a scene can't calm down.

"Boss, don't be afraid, they really don't bite. Huang Ergou glanced at the boss who was still lazy on the tree, and threw away a contemptuous look, thinking that this boss is really timid, these little things are so cute, they are actually afraid, could it be that the boss is a cat demon?

Huang Ergou thinks that there is really this possibility, after all, the boss's action of climbing the tree is not ordinary fast, and he is so afraid of dogs, what can it be if it is not a cat demon?

"Don't be verbose, hurry up and tell them to go away!" Zhang Yang didn't know that in just such a short period of time, he even changed the species.

Looking at the dogs slowly dispersing under the tree, I went down the tree with peace of mind.

patted the dust on his body, and was about to call Huang Ergou back to the teahouse, after tossing for such a day, Zhang Yang also stopped thinking about sending him to places like barbershops and beauty salons.

He can follow a group of dogs wherever he goes, and he is willing to recruit them.

barked several times, Huang Ergou was still squatting there to tease a big golden retriever, and he ignored Zhang Yang.

He stepped forward and heard Huang Ergou talking to himself to the golden retriever alone, like a fool.

"Uh-huh, I know, it's the worst feeling. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, why is the husband homeless?"

"Oh, I know you're sad, but don't you all say that men don't talk lightly when they have tears?"

"Just follow me, you can't miss it. ”

"What are you doing?" Zhang Yang was also drunk, he was not as attractive as a dog, Huang Ergou chatted with him so well, but he just ignored himself.

That golden retriever is also a god, and his expression is actually quite rich, how can he have a little bit of the temperament of a saliva king.

Zhang Yang was suspicious that this golden retriever was also a monster, otherwise the two of them had a common language.

"Boss, can I adopt Teemo?" Huang Ergou looked up at Zhang Yang beggingly, his big watery eyes blinked, and Zhang Yang was a little embarrassed.

I really don't know how pitiful these monsters are in the cram school, and they have to apply to even train a hero.

"You actually play masturbation, you can raise it if you want to, but don't expect me to charge you with money to pump skin. ”

"Teemo, the owner agreed, let's go, let's go home. Huang Ergou rubbed the golden retriever's neck hair excitedly, and the big golden retriever also opened his mouth happily.

"Damn, you're talking about this dog!" Zhang Yang was a little confused at this moment, he always thought that Huang Ergou was talking about the short-legged little Teemo in LOL, who knew that he was talking about this dog.

Seeing Zhang Yang's expression, Huang Ergou became anxious, afraid that the boss would not be willing to adopt Teemo, so he hurriedly promoted it in front of him.

"yes, it's Teemo, it's good, it counts, I'll let him perform one?"

Huang Ergou said that he was about to let Teemo perform his stunt, but before it could perform, a woman's cry came from a distance.

"Teemo, Teemo, why did you get here?"