027 Society, I am a chicken
Early the next morning, the mushroom king came to Zhang Yang's teahouse with his luggage.
Sleepy-eyed, he looked at Wang Wei's eager appearance and was speechless, before he could call his father, he was spoiled first, and at first glance he was a child slave, and the mushroom king was a waste.
When the two were chatting happily, Sun Yao walked out, but when he saw his image, black lines were hung on the doors of the two of them.
The little chicken was wearing a small vest, stepping on slippers, one hand reaching into the clothes and scratching his stomach, one hand into his nostrils and digging up the booginiars, and there were two pieces of eye feces hanging from the corners of his eyes.
With a big yawn, the little chicken looked at the nasal feces on her fingers, pinched it and kneaded it into a ball, and bent her fingers and bounced out, sticking to Meng Xun's face who happened to be passing by, so disgusting that she hurriedly ran back to the house to wash her face.
In the eyes of Xiao Jiji, this is not a big deal, he used to see others doing this in his place of work.
But Zhang Yang, who saw him like this, didn't think it was very reasonable, and rushed up to carry him into the bathroom, and only after cleaning up did he take him out to have breakfast together.
When he came out, he saw that the mushroom king was still petrified in place, for fear that he would break the idea of adopting Sun Yao, so he hurriedly explained.
"Teacher Wang, this Sun Yao's life has not been very good since he was a child, so he has these bad habits, fortunately, he is still young, and it is still too late to correct it slowly. ”
After listening to Zhang Yang's words, the Mushroom King returned to his soul, remembering that Zhang Yang had similar virtue when he first arrived at his home, waved his hand, and made it to the dinner table.
If Zhang Yang knew the mushroom king's thoughts at this time, he would definitely defend himself, he was not as informal as the little chicken, and he had nothing to do with the boogers as plasticine, at most he was just peeing and mud.
The little chicken at the dinner table once again refreshed the lower limit of the two, and the whole breakfast was spent in the sound of him slipping noodles, and there was noodle soup everywhere.
Zhang Yang belongs to the owl attribute, he almost never gets up in the morning, he doesn't even eat three meals on time, he only eats when he remembers, and he never eats at the same table with Xiao Jiji. He also thought that Xiao Ji was similar to Meng Xun, at most he was gobbling up, how could he have thought that it would be such a situation.
After eating the noodles, the little chicken wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and ran to the courtyard to think about his life events.
It's not that he didn't want to work in this teahouse like Meng Xun, but let him, a successful monster who has worked several times, do the same thing as a little monster who works for the first time, and he feels that it is too cheap, and he wants to go out and find a job by himself, but the teacher does not agree with him to go out alone, which makes him depressed.
The mushroom king on the side had already been out of his body for a long time, and he didn't come back to his senses until the little chicken ran out for a while.
"Xiao Yangyang, he can't do this, absolutely not!" The mushroom king looked solemnly at Zhang Yang's eyes, and his head shook like a rattle.
"I don't even know where he got these habits, let's take a look and see if there are any bad habits, and then we can correct them together. ”
"What do you call us? How are you? You go and correct it! Fang Xin, I will guide you by the side. The mushroom king threw down this sentence and looked at the stunned Zhang Yang in front of him with a snicker.
He knows that Zhang Yang has always had the idea of being a teacher under his influence. It's just that after observing in the past few days, he has not done a good job, so I want to take this opportunity to teach him how to be a competent teacher, after all, no amount of theoretical knowledge is as fast as practice.
But where can Zhang Yang know his thoughts, at this time, he only feels that his teachers and systems are almost the same, and one can throw off the bag more than the other.
Holding a small notebook, Zhang Yang followed behind the little chicken and recorded his every move.
The little chicken walked to the courtyard, found a stool and sat down, and the lotus-like feet were cocked up with a standard Erlang leg, shaking as if there was a sewing machine living in his heart.
After a while, the little chicken got up from the stool, but did not go anywhere, but squatted down on the spot with his legs apart, and put a dog's tail grass in his mouth.
After squashing for a long time, it seemed that his legs were numb, and he spit out the dog's tail grass in his mouth with a "bah", and walked around the courtyard with his hands on his back.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Yang really couldn't bear it, and rushed to the front of the little chicken, and opened his mouth to train.
"Sun Yao, you are obviously a little doll, why do you look like an old man?"
"First of all, what do you look like when you dress up in the morning and go out in disheveled clothes?"
"And eating, can you not make a noise? It's rude, okay?"
"And then there's you, who didn't sit or stand, where did you learn?"
Zhang Yang crackled and chattered, who knew that the little chicken glanced at him disdainfully, snorted lightly and complained about Zhang Yang.
"Can you not interrupt me? Labor and management are entering a state, if you are like you, labor and management will not be able to mix up for the rest of their lives!"
When he met Sun Yao for the first time, Zhang Yang only felt that he was more like an old-fashioned old man, and he was quite polite.
But I don't know why, but today there was a sudden 360-degree change, and he directly became a ruffian.
Zhang Yang couldn't figure out why it became like this, so he had to ask the mushroom king for help.
"Teacher Wang, why was Sun Yao very polite a few days ago, at most he behaved a little like an adult, why did he suddenly become a ruffian today?" Zhang Yang cried and recounted what had just happened.
"Everything needs to be studied and explored, not just written and finished. Xiao Yangyang, you are still the same as before, you like to ignore cause and effect. The mushroom king took a sip of tea and looked at the confused Zhang Yang with an unfathomable expression.
As a stupid apprentice, he didn't know that everything has a cause and effect. If you want to solve the effect, you must first find the cause, and I don't know when the stupid apprentice will understand this truth.
The mushroom king looked at Zhang Yang in front of him with a smile, and felt that he had come out to travel this time, not only harvested a cute little bun, but also abused a stupid apprentice who had not seen him for a long time, it was really worth it.
Without getting a definite answer, Zhang Yang scratched his ears and cheeks and walked away, he didn't dare to dangle in front of the mushroom king for too long, lest he be sprayed into a sieve and didn't know what was going on.
Fortunately, Zhang Yang is not stupid, and after struggling for a while, he figured out the reason why the mushroom king said this.
After following the mushroom king for so many years, he can be regarded as having figured out his temperament, and he will not directly tell you where to go in anything, but just point in a direction and wait for him to explore it himself.
Since he mentioned cause and effect, he must have found the answer on this, Zhang Yang rolled his eyes and called the system.