057 is really demanding

After tossing for a long time, Qian Miao finally returned to Zhang Yang's side, but his request almost didn't embarrass Zhang Yang to death.

"Boss, is there still snow water in the teahouse? The kind that should be picked directly from the mountain, not from the mountain. Qian Miao wiped the sweat from her forehead and continued: "This kind of snow water is used to clean the tree holes and fruits, so that the wine brewed is delicious." ”

This can make Zhang Yang depressed, his teahouse does have some snow water directly picked down from the mountain, as long as the guest orders the high-priced tea, in order to make tea, he will use this snow water to cook tea, low-priced tea is used to melt the snow water that flows down the mountain.

Now Qian Miao actually said that he wanted to use it to wash the tree hole and wash the fruit?

You must know that this thing is really not easy to get, although there is a special snowman in Cloud City, but the price is really not ordinarily high, a hundred yuan to get 500 ml. If you really take it for him to wash things, I don't know how much it will take, and the cost is too high.

Zhang Yang's eyes rolled and he immediately thought of a way to deal with it.

"Yes, you wait here for me, I'll go back and get it for you. He still didn't believe it, he couldn't fool this monkey with a few buckets of pure water, anyway, the pure water didn't smell of bleaching powder, so he shouldn't be able to tell the difference.

After a while, Zhang Yang dragged a few buckets of pure water back to the woods, he didn't go back to the teahouse at all, but found a store that sold pure water and bought two barrels, and wittily unpacked all the buckets and made a freshly filled appearance.

Qian Miao took the bucket, poured out a little wet towel, put it under her nose and smelled it, and immediately threw the towel out.

"Boss, are you taking it by mistake? This is not snow water on the snowy mountain at all, no, I'll go with you to get it." Qian Miao didn't think that his teacher would lie to him, he just thought that he took the wrong thing, after all, this thing is rarely distinguishable by ordinary people.

If he admitted it like this, Zhang Yang's face didn't know where to put it, and the dead duck's mouth hardened.

"No, this is the snow water used in the teahouse, I brought it all. ”

But this time Qian Miao is gone, if he uses this thing, then his monkey wine will be completely wasted.

"Boss, let's go up the mountain to pick some, this is really not snow water, if you use this to clean it, the monkey wine will stink." ”

Zhang Yangke had never heard of washing tree cavities and fruits with pure water, which could cause wine to stink, and if it was really like what he said, the two icebergs would have to be hollowed out by someone to make wine.

But no matter what he said, Qian Miao just bit him to death and wanted to go up the mountain, and dragged his pants down vigorously, Zhang Yang was stunned and didn't understand why this Qian Miao was so fond of his pants, and in order to keep his pants, he had to agree.

I borrowed two sets of equipment from the snowman who usually came and went, and early the next morning, Zhang Yang took Qian Miao to the foot of the Snow Mountain and found the guide under the mountain.

There are many snow-capped mountains in Yuncheng Ancient Town, and many adventurous backpackers are proud to climb to the top of the snow-capped mountains, but few people start to climb from the foot of the mountain, almost always find a guide, ride a horse halfway up the mountain, and start climbing until the horse can no longer walk.

Zhang Yang had already contacted the guide last night, and he was lucky to go up the mountain this morning, and he didn't encounter any bad weather, otherwise he might not be able to go up the mountain.

Riding a horse all the way to the halfway up the mountain, Zhang Yang looked at Qian Miao who was happy on horseback, it was called an egg pain, he didn't know how to ride a horse, and it hurt enough all the way. As a result, Qian Miao was still doing all kinds of stunts on the horse, lying on the horse's back for a while to admire the horse cocking his tail and pulling poop, and holding the horse's neck for a while and whispering love words.

Not to mention Zhang Yang, even the guide on the side was amused.

"Little brother, the road above will not go soon, I will wait for you here. "Halfway up the mountain, you can already see snow covering the meadow, and the horses can't go any further.

Zhang Yang got off the horse, looked at the snow all over the ground and called him excited, and thought that he had to work hard to go up the mountain, and there was snow halfway up the mountain, which seemed to save a lot of effort.

was about to put the snow in the back basket, but Qian Miao suddenly stopped him, only to see him grab a ball of snow and put it under his nose to sniff, and immediately threw the snow out.

"Bah, this snow is not good, it smells of horse manure. ”

Are you a monkey or a dog, and your nose should be so smart. Zhang Yang was also speechless, and secretly slandered in his heart, not that he didn't want to say it, but that he didn't dare, if he let his grandfather Sun Wukong know that he scolded Qian Miao as a dog, it would not be a matter of peeling his skin.

Just when Zhang Yang's egg was in pain, Qian Miao slipped in the direction of the mountain and ran out.

This made Zhang Yang very bad, and he chased after him while shouting.

It was the first time the guide had seen such a dead person, and he knew that this was in a snowy mountain, not any other mountain, and this shout was likely to cause an avalanche.

Probably the guide's brain was also watted, and he shouted at Zhang Yang's back not to be so loud.

They all said that they would come whatever they were afraid of, and as soon as the guide's voice fell, the snow was like a big river, rolling down, instantly drowning Zhang Yang.

Fortunately, this avalanche was not very powerful, and several people were halfway up the mountain, so nothing major happened. Zhang Yang struggled to crawl out of the snow, seeing the white expanse, he panicked all of a sudden, Qian Miao was gone! But at this moment, he didn't dare to scream, so he had to follow the direction where Qian Miao ran away and slowly searched.

After a while, I saw a red and bright monkey butt in the snow, which was quite conspicuous in this white expanse.

Zhang Yang is really glad that he is a monkey, and he has changed back to his prototype when he is in danger, and his ass is eye-catching enough, otherwise he would have cried.

The monkey's butt in the snowdrift swayed from side to side, and Qian Miao got out of the snowdrift with both hands.

"Boss, don't you know that you can't shout in the Snow Mountain?" Qian Miao glanced at Zhang Yang with disgust, and before he could reply, another exclamation sounded next to him.

"It's too late, the monkey is talking about people!"

Hearing this shout, Zhang Yang reacted, Qian Miao was still a golden monkey at this time, which was terrible.

Hurriedly turning his head, a blonde foreigner with a large backpack on his back stood behind Zhang Yang shivering.

"You misunderstood, I was talking just now, and I was training monkeys how to make expressions according to what I said, it's just some small means. ”

Zhang Yang kept his back to the foreigner, he believed the man when he pulled it like this, and hurriedly introduced himself, "Hello, my name is Olivier, you are the legendary artist of Huaxia, it's amazing, I really thought it was a monkey just now." ”

After listening to Zhang Yang's explanation, Olivier didn't think much about it, after all, in his eyes, Huaxia has always been a magical existence.

After chatting for a while, Olivier refused to go away, and now Qian Miao couldn't turn back into a human body in front of Olivier, so he had to go up the mountain.

But it's okay, at least I can drag Zhang Yang's trouser leg to climb the mountain, it's not so strenuous.

Zhang Yang also had no tricks at this time, so he could only lament his poor pants and climb up with Olivier.