Chapter 14 is a good show two
This guy is a real big demon king, it's really possible that there are other backhands, and the guy who died with the three guns won't really annoy him, isn't that wonderful.
Before he could worry for two seconds, the three cannons outside who smashed their watermelon rinds completely stormed out, kicking down the wooden stick supporting the tent in front of the store.
Then he took out the newly bought *** in his arms and danced twice, and scratched the drying tent "Your uncle, don't think that you can bully me if you grow taller, I have to open you today, there is a kind of you coming out!"
This guy probably wants to learn from Zhang Yunlong, so he also bought * to carry with him every day, and now it finally comes in handy, but unfortunately this occasion is too bad.
Su Zhan was completely convinced by the temper of the second pole of the third artillery, and stretched out his hand to pull Gong Ming and said, "Let me deal with it, he actually doesn't dare to use the knife." ”
Gong Ming said with a smile, "Sit down, sit down, don't worry about it, just wait to watch the show." ”
The three cannons scratched the falling tent and was still angry, and the madman also pierced a few boxes of mineral water piled outside, trying to provoke Gong Ming's anger.
Su Zhan covered his head, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
From the three guns began to scold, the uncle and aunt who were enjoying the shade under the trees on the street saw it, and when he took out the ** to mess around, these old men and old ladies scattered in a hurry, ran away without a shadow, and there was no one who came to persuade them.
"Interesting, what kind of ability is it to tie two boxes of mineral water, then there are still a few boxes of instant noodles. Gong Ming became more and more happy, sitting in the room blowing the ceiling fan and saying to the three guns outside.
Sanpao saw that he didn't dare to come out, and thought that Gong Ming had confessed, and began to destroy those instant noodles with ***, "There is a kind of you coming out, I promise not to ** you!"
Su Zhan's ears were a little deaf because of his noise, and he stood up and said to Gong Ming, "I can't let him go on with trouble, I'll drive him away." ”
"Hey, sit down, sit down. Just wait to see the show. Gong Ming stretched out his hand to pull Su Zhan to sit down again, and said what he had just said again.
Su Zhan was also very helpless, I don't know what this *** can do to solve this matter without revealing his identity.
This kid is crazy, and he has persecution paranoia, and it doesn't seem to be easy to solve.
But Gong Ming watched him spoil his things there, not only did he not move, but the more he laughed, the happier he became, and Su Zhan's heart grew furious when he laughed.
"Wow, wow, wow......"
Just when the three guns were getting happier and happier, Su Zhan looked at the ** who was getting closer and closer with a convincing face, and said to Gong Ming, "You called the police?"
Gong Ming shook his head and said, "How is it possible, I don't even have a phone call." ”
Hearing the sound of the police car, the surrounding uncles and aunts reappeared, surrounding the stopped police car.
"That's a madman, and he has a knife in his hand, so be careful. ”
"I smashed a lot of things. ”
"There are two hostages inside, don't let him get hurt, they're both good people. ”
"Why is it so slow, and the house will be demolished later. ”
“……”
Call the police and catch the little bastard.
This drama is watchable.
Su Zhan looked at Gong Ming, whose face was as usual, and sighed in his heart: No wonder I can't catch it for so many years, this psychological quality is too good.
Before Su Zhan could finish sighing, Gong Ming opened his mouth to educate him, "If you are in trouble to find the police, why didn't your mother teach you such an important matter?"
Su Zhan pointed to Wang Ke, who was confronting the police outside, and said, "You just let me see this? You already knew that the aunt on the street would help call the police?"
"So when you sell something to them, you have to charge a few cents less, otherwise the thief will come and watch with you? It's much cheaper than hiring a bodyguard. Gong Ming said a little proudly, "And those boxes of water and instant noodles are about to expire and can't be sold, so just let him pay for it, so it's a business." ”
Su Zhan admired him for throwing himself to the ground, but the situation of the three guns outside was not very good, in case he was really injured, even if he was young, it would be a big trouble.
Gong Ming looked at the three guns with a knife in his hand outside, and said to Zhang Yang: "Deliberately destroy property of less than 1,000 yuan, and be detained for more than 5 days and 10 days." Violence obstructing the performance of duties by a State functionary is punishable by imprisonment for up to three years, criminal detention, surveillance or a fine. Seeing that he is not very old, it is estimated that he will come out with a penalty. It's a pity, it's a pity. ”
"You want to go to jail?" asked Su Zhan.
"It depends on whether the relationship between his family is hard or not, but according to what you said, it is estimated that he has long been targeted by **, and it is not necessary to take him under the knife. Gong Ming analyzed while looking at the excitement outside the store.
Su Zhan was not surprised that he was so familiar with the provisions of the law, but now was not the time to see him show off. It's one thing to let the three guns touch the hard stubble, it's another thing to really pit him in, and it doesn't make sense to say this, it still can't hurt Gong Ming's cold hair.
"I'm going to save him, just say that he drank too much because he was disappointed in the college entrance examination, and you have to cooperate with me. Su Zhan is colorful.
"Why, aren't you annoyed that he keeps provoking you?" Gong Ming asked curiously.
"No matter how much he bullies, he is also my classmate. Zhang Yang threw down the words, walked out with the remaining half of the watermelon in his arms.
The third cannon has been crazy for a while, and it is estimated that it is the first time to do it with ** so hard, so he shouted his throat under the emotion.
The two **s on the opposite side are also old fritters, waiting unhurriedly for him to collapse by himself, and he has no intention of stopping it at all.
Su Zhan held the watermelon in one hand and stretched out to the three guns with the other hand, "Lend it to me, you go into the house to rest." ”
Sanpao glanced at him, struggled a little and handed the ** to his hand, trembling and said, "What should I do? They will arrest me and go to jail!"
"Go into the house and settle the money to Lao Gong, then take a bottle of wine and drink a few sips, and then go to sleep and leave it alone. Zhang Yang said quickly, and then took ** to split the watermelon into several petals and walked towards the two ** uncles.
The three guns rushed into the house, patted all the money in his pocket in front of Gong Ming, glanced at the counter, took a bottle of wine casually, unscrewed the lid and poured it into his mouth.
Gong Ming still stood still, looked at the few hundred tickets on the table, smiled and said to himself, "Interesting." ”
"On such a hot day, eat a piece of watermelon first. Su Zhan smiled and gave the watermelon to the two ** uncles and said.
Thin ** took a bite of the watermelon and asked, "What's the situation, singing a big show?"
Su Zhan said, "He drank too much and went crazy." ”
The fat ** took a bite of watermelon, wiped the sweat on his head and said, "I think it's the same, isn't it neurotic to play with knives on the street!"
Su Zhan said with a smile, "He gave the money, and the boss is not easy to stop." ”
Fat ** bar smacked his mouth, nodded and said, "This watermelon is good, it's quite sweet." Do you know this man?"
Su Zhan looked at the uncles and aunts who came around, raised his voice a little and said, "It's a student in our school, I didn't do well in the college entrance examination, I felt uncomfortable, and his parents left him alone at home, so I drank two sips of wine by myself, and no one thought that he would be so terrible to start a drunken madness." ”
The two ** glanced at each other and divided the remaining watermelons and nibbled them clean.
Then the thin ** said, "It's also unlucky to meet such parents, what's his current situation?"
Su Zhan said, "You guys rest here first, why don't I take a look first?" If he can still move, I'll bring him over." ”
"Go ahead, just as we can ask the others. ”
"I'll be out in two minutes. ”
Sancang drank wine, but he just poured a whole bottle of Erguotou, and he still couldn't help but vomit on the ground.
As soon as I entered the store, I smelled a sour smell, and I almost stunned Su Zhan.