119 Throw you a bunch of bananas

The prince married, I don't know how many girls in the palace broke their hearts that night, although the powerful, beautiful, and rich Wang Lao Wu married someone else, but their lives have to go on......

"Mapo, get up quickly, what's the matter with you today, you're actually lazy, why don't you go and brush the bucket quickly!"

A lady's loud voice sounded in the courtyard, and then she pushed open a subordinate room, walked in, stretched out her fleshy hand and pulled her mother-in-law who was lying on the bed with a pockmarked face. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

It's so noisy, who is this, and you don't let people sleep? Su Ziqing, who was in a daze, thought about it, turned over and continued to sleep.

The eldest lady probed her forehead with her hand and found that the temperature was normal.

"Mapo, let me tell you, if you don't get up again, I won't allow you to eat. "Auntie is really angry now. rudely pulled Su Ziqing, who was lying on the bed, up.

Although Su Ziqing got up, her eyes were still closed and she continued to sleep. Seeing that she was so stubborn, the eldest lady didn't get angry, ran out with a bang, and brought a basin of cold water to her and fell down with her head and face.

Su Ziqing was splashed with cold water, and immediately woke up: "Ahhh......h

"It's time to wake up now, right?"

The eldest lady crossed her waist with one hand and held a basin in the other, looking at her with a sneer.

"Hey, who is this chubby lady, where is Yunxiang?"

Su Ziqing, who was secretly speaking, wiped her face and shook her soaked sleeves again, only then did she remember what the situation was now. Her eyes widened and she pointed to the person in front of her.

"Who are you? Why are you splashing me with water, why don't I remember that I offended you?"

The eldest lady sneered: "You old woman is very good at pretending." Then he grabbed Su Ziqing's arm and pulled her to a bronze mirror.

"Hey, hey, I didn't say you, Mapo, the way you look now, can I still mistake you?" The eldest lady looked at her with her hands on her chest and disdain.

Su Ziqing almost scared her soul away when she saw this, this and that...... Is it her? How did she become an old woman in her seventies and eighties...... Now I can't use horror to describe her mood, it's like someone who is obviously a girl, but suddenly becomes an old woman, which is very terrifying and abnormal.

I saw an old woman with old age spots on her face on the blurry bronze mirror, and her hands were also full of old age spots, so thin that you could clearly see the bulging bones and blue blood vessels. Looking down at it, it was actually a set of old man's clothes, and the gray flutter was very harmonious with this dignity.

She felt a lot of mosquito coils appear in front of her, one by one, and then she felt a whirlwind in her mind.

Genius is bright, Su Ziqing is holding a wooden bucket in one hand and a broom in the other, ready to sweep the latrine, the thatched toilet here means toilet in our modern words, no, it should be said to be mapo now.

Here's the thing, after Su Ziqing repeatedly confirmed that she didn't change her face, she completely gave up, fortunately she was still in the original time and space, and did not fly to an unknown plane again, let alone return to modern times.

Just now she chatted with a maid who watered the flowers, and only then did she know that she was a childless and daughterless woman in the house, and the housekeeper saw that she was pitiful, so he left her to work, and now she is only about fifty years old, but because she is doing rough work, she is particularly old.

Su Ziqing had just come to the courtyard of the latrine, and suddenly she seemed to see Baili Ming walking into the latrine at the door. This girl is still in the mood to go to the toilet, no wonder her princess was transferred, she didn't know, she was really a super stupid.

She muttered in her heart, and then crept in, now don't spoof this girl, it's hard to understand the hatred in her heart, so there is the next scene.

Su Ziqing didn't know where to find a long bamboo pole, in the thatched toilet next to Baili Ming, she used the bamboo pole to overturn a bucket of feces inside, and the feces were poured all over the latrine, yellow, yellow, green and green were very disgusting, and a burst of stench spread all around.

She had already made a prop to cover her nose with a handkerchief, and she tied it so tightly that she didn't smell the slightest stench.

The Baili Hellgate in the thatched toilet smelled the smell and immediately lit the acupoint of his sense of smell, and Su Ziqing outside thought that the other party had been stunned inside, and was secretly happy in his heart.

After a while, the main lord came out, and Baili Ming glanced at the old man in the house lightly.

The old man was still wearing the gray clothes as usual, and his hairstyle was still as usual, combing the hair of the unmarried girl in a bun.

Seeing this, he didn't look carefully, and then frowned slightly, secretly lining in his heart, in the past, the old man always came to clean the latrine on time, and cleaned the latrine very cleanly, and he had never made such a low-level mistake like today.

"Mother-in-law, what are you doing with a bamboo pole?"

Facing the old man in the house, Baili Ming was still very polite.

For a moment, Su Ziqing thought that he was asking for guilt, and then thought about it, she had changed, a face, she shouldn't recognize him, so she raised her head with a smile and said, "Lord Wang, are you still happy on the toilet?"

Baili Ming almost couldn't keep up with the sudden shift in the topic, after being slightly stunned, he didn't know how to answer, let's say pleasant, he did smell the smell just now, and then sealed his sense of smell, and because of the sound of someone ping pong outside the toilet, how could he be happy?

Baili Ming let out a long breath and said, "Old man, you don't have to sweep the latrine......

Hearing this, Su Ziqing was very happy in her heart, and just wanted to thank him, but then she thought of a serious problem, no, if you accept it gladly, you will definitely be suspicious, and you can only use the opposite method.

She didn't say a word, slammed, knelt on the ground, and then said with a sad face: "Lord, don't want me, the old body can still work, not only sweep the toilet, but also sweep the floor, wash clothes, etc......."

Baili saw that the old man had misunderstood, and hurriedly helped her up from the ground.

"You misunderstood, this king just wants you to go to the kitchen to help, you don't have to work here, this bucket is too heavy, it's really not appropriate to let you be an old man to make a commission!"

Su Ziqing stood up from the ground, and she pretended to be suddenly enlightened: "Oh, then I'll go to the kitchen to help." ”

Without waiting for the Hades to react, she fled away from the toilet courtyard.

Seeing her react like this, Baili was stunned for a moment, and then frowned suspiciously.

At the same time, Tang Yi, who had just entered the palace, turned into a purchasing boy, and he put his latest invention smoke ball under a large basket of green vegetables, which is similar to a modern smoke bomb, but it is not as powerful as a smoke bomb, just a cloud of smoke that will emit smoke, and it will be used for a short time.

He just thought about creating chaos in the palace, and then taking the opportunity to rescue his cousin, as for whether he would be arrested or not, he hadn't thought about it yet......