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Lin Lan stretched out her hand to take it and said in a low voice, "What do you know, the big one is good." ”

"Uh...... Also, there is a feeling for the big one. Ren Tuying was stunned, his smile was very embarrassing, and he didn't understand why he would discuss these topics with the two girls, and the ghost envoy said again: "Actually, I think that a figure like you...... I think carrots are better for you. ”

"Ah, carrots?" Lin Lan's small mouth opened slightly, she seemed to understand something at this time, her eyes widened and she looked at Ren Tuying, her face blushing even more, "Little junior brother, where do you want to go?" As she spoke, she suddenly covered her mouth: "Oh my God...... Do you think we want cucumbers because we want ...... Want that, right?"

Ren Tuying looked at her suspiciously: "Then ......?"

At this time, Zhou Yue glared at Ren Tuying angrily, and said with shame and indignation: "It seems that you boys are all dirty in thought! ”

Ren Tuying: "......"

He felt very wronged, and kindly gave you a cucumber, but he was still scolded.

Lin Lan snorted and laughed, holding her stomach and falling on the big chair and laughing.

"Hahaha...... Little junior brother, looking at you as an upright person, I didn't expect that my mind was full of such bad thoughts...... Hahahaha...... You're so dirty, no wonder the bewitching senior sister is also so dirty, it turned out that I learned from you, hahaha......"

Ren Tuying was sweating wildly, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.

However, his skin was not thin, and he quickly returned to normal, coughing twice and saying, "I'm going to cook." ”

"Okay, okay, we'll see you do it. ”

"Look at the, come and chop vegetables for me!"

"Oh......" Lin Lan stuck out her tongue.

A moment later.

"Little junior brother, how do you peel this potato?"

"Ouch! This garlic is so hard, I can't peel it, and my nails are broken. ”

“……”

Ren Tuying had a dark face, thinking that if these two were men, he wouldn't know how many times they had been pumped.

A good potato, at least the size of a soup bowl, was cut off in half by Lin Lan with a kitchen knife.

It's just a clove of garlic, but you have to wash your hands at least five times, as for it?!

Also, cut a potato slice, what about the thin and thick one?

Ren Tuying couldn't bear it anymore, only heard a loud sound, reached out and grabbed a long sword from the void, and the entire kitchen was cold in an instant.

Lin Lan was so frightened that she threw away the kitchen knife and ran away, hid behind Zhou Yue, and said in a trembling voice: "Little junior brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I know I'm stupid, but I also want to study hard, don't kill me." ”

Ren Tuying: "Look." ”

"Ahhh

I saw Ren Tuying slap on the cutting board suddenly, and a few peeled potatoes were shaken into the air, and I saw his long sword flickering, bringing out several sword shadows, and finally put away the sword in a dashing manner, and by the way, took a plate from the side to catch the potato chips that fell from the air.

Lin Lan leaned over to take a look, and immediately her face was full of admiration, and she secretly sighed that this potato slice was really as thin as a cicada's wings, which was simply the speed of being single for twenty years.

She couldn't help but applaud.

Zhou Yue on the side also applauded, and at the same time she also felt very depressed, Ren Tuying recognized the sword that she had just chopped vegetables, and secretly wanted to let people know that this thing used the legendary sword of the Venerable Yu Ling to cut vegetables, how would she feel......

Of course, if she knew that Ren Tuying not only ruined the water and moon, but even used the legendary Broken God Sword to grill fish and serve as a flat shoulder, I am afraid that she would be even more depressed.

After a long time......

After Ren Tuying's efforts, hard work and sweat, a large pot of hodgepodge was put on the table.

Lin Lan couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks, but when she took the first bite, her face turned purple, but looking at the expectant gaze of Ren Tuying on the other side, she still swallowed it forcibly.

Seeing this situation, Zhou Yue was so frightened that she didn't dare to make a move.

Ren Tuying knew what was going on when he saw Lin Lan's face, and secretly screamed that it was not good, but perhaps due to the influence of Li Qi and Ao Teslow, his skin became a lot thicker, and as soon as his mind turned, he said very shamelessly: "To tell you the truth, this is a health dish I learned from Venerable Guyue, Venerable Guyue, do you know? ”

"Really?!" Lin Lan's face was full of surprise, seeing that Ren Tuying was talking nonsense here seriously, the little girl actually believed it naively.

Ren Tuying smiled secretly in his heart, thinking that the little girl now was really foolish, and said with a serious expression: "Although this is indeed unpalatable, it is very beneficial to the martial artist...... Hmmm......" Speaking of this, he was a little short of words, and suddenly remembered the content of Leng Ruoxi's medical books, so he memorized it in one go: "This health dish has the wonderful effect of intimacy and detoxification, nourishing the liver and kidneys, and treating menstrual disorders and abnormal vaginal discharge." Speaking of this, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly added: "As the so-called good medicine is bitter, for you girls, eating it can also beautify and even increase breasts." ”

Lin Lanqiao's face turned red and muttered, "You just have menstrual disorders and abnormal vaginal discharge." ”

"Senior Sister Lin, I'm not kidding you. Ren Tuying's face was innocent, and he said very seriously.

At this time, Zhou Yue really believed it, and immediately took a big gulp.

Lin Lan thought that she could beautify and increase her breasts, and she also ate it in a big gulp, and almost grabbed it with Zhou Yue.

"Don't worry, there's a lot more, enough for you to eat. Ren Tuying smiled slightly, wiping a handful of sweat in his heart, and in order to successfully fulfill this lie, he also mustered up the courage to eat it in a big gulp, looking very energetic.

For a while, the scene was really hearty.

While eating, Lin Lan suddenly asked vaguely: "Little junior brother, this pot is so big, it can hold so much, I can't eat it all, why didn't I see such a big pot in the cupboard before?"

"Oh, I got it over there. Ren Tuying pointed in the direction of the bathroom.

Hearing this, Zhou Yue's face suddenly darkened, "That's ...... The basin was for washing the feet. ”

"Oh, that's right...... Shrimp?!Foot basin?!" Ren Tuying's eyes widened, and he froze, at this time he still had a piece of carrot in his mouth, because Leng Ruoxi used to tell him that carrots were very nutritious, so he picked carrots to eat.

The three of them looked at each other with stunned expressions, and their faces quickly turned purple.

Suddenly, Ren Tuying pinched his neck and retched.

……

Although it is a footbath, they have already eaten so much, under the guidance of Ren Tuying, Lin Lan and Zhouyue's second daughter were quickly relieved, thinking that this health dish can beautify and increase breasts, so they just ate themselves until they were supported.

Ren Tuying put down his chopsticks and burped, he couldn't help but doubt his life, he really felt that he was quite awesome, and he could eat such an unpalatable thing until he was full of burps, which he couldn't believe when he said it.

Zhou Yue handed him a handkerchief.

Ren Tuying wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, got up and said, "I'll go to sleep in the next room, have a good rest tonight, tomorrow the others should come here through the formation, you have to adjust your state." ”

"Uh-huh. Lin Lan touched her stomach contentedly and leaned lazily on the back of the chair.

Zhou Yueyan smiled and said, "Good night." ”

"Good night. Ren Tuying pushed the door and left.

……

After going to the next room, Ren Tuying entered the Open Heaven Space, ready to practice in the painting realm for a night, but for some reason, as time went by, he felt very uncomfortable in his stomach, thinking that it was probably a "health dish" to "detoxify" after eating too much, so he hurriedly withdrew from the Open Heaven Space.

He felt very depressed, thinking that zombies would also have diarrhea, and he was also a dignified zombie king, so there was really no one.

However, there is no toilet in this suite, and the toilet is at the end of the corridor.

He had no choice but to rush out of the room with his stomach in his hands, then rushed to the dark corridor, and then ran to the end of the corridor.

But at this moment, he suddenly saw a white shadow floating in the corridor in front of him, his eyesight was very good, although it was only for a short time, but he could clearly see that it was a woman in a white coat, with a disheveled hair, and even a rotten scar on her face.

He subconsciously remembered the thing that got into the sea of his consciousness, but at this time his stomach was already rushing, and it was really unbearable, so he couldn't care so much, thinking that there was a female ghost looking at his ass from behind when he was squatting in the pit later, how embarrassing it was, so whether it was a ghost or something, it would be solved first.

…… (To be continued.) ）

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Well, these chapters are a few words, and I also want to liven up the atmosphere and make everyone laugh, and the wonderful show is ahead.

Moreover, have you noticed that the influence of Yingzun's forced brother and slowly is getting more and more funny......