001, Monkey King?

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When Zhang Wutian came back to his senses, he found that he had appeared in a deep mountain and old forest.

The typical Chinese-style green mountains, coupled with a winding stream, made Zhang Wutian almost suspect that he was still in a dream.

Coming to the stream not far away, Zhang Wutian washed his face with stream water, and the cold water made his brain gradually calm down.

"It doesn't matter how I got here, what matters is that I'm here now, how to survive, that's the biggest problem at the moment. ”

As a city baby, Zhang Wutian said that although his name is very wild, he is actually powerless, and he probably can't even do a goose when he really fights, and he thinks that his combat power is only about 0.45 geese.

"I'd probably die in this forest, if this was really a deep forest. ”

When he said the first sentence, Zhang Wutian was still full of pessimism, but when he started to say the second sentence, Zhang Wutian was full of excitement.

Because he saw a smoke from the cooking.

Of course, as a child who grew up in the city, Zhang Wutian is not sure whether the column of smoke facing up is really cooking smoke, but this does not prevent him from making associations.

Even if it was not cooking smoke, but a natural wildfire, everything was stronger than now, at least with fire, many things were carried out, Zhang Wutian had forgotten the fact that even if there was fire, he didn't know how to cook, and even forgot that his combat power was inferior to that of geese, and it was impossible to get prey in this kind of deep mountains and old forests.

People say that moths fight fires, but in fact, when people are in a desperate situation, they will also yearn for the flame that represents civilization, so Zhang Wutian stumbled in the direction of the smoke pillar with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

At the scene of the smoke column, Zhang Wutian saw a grilled fish stuck in a log.

"I look like I've seen this scene somewhere. ”

The long-term memory loomed, and Zhang Wutian was actually not too hungry, and at the same time, he didn't like to eat fish very much, let alone the original grilled fish in front of him, so Zhang Wutian just leaned over, and he didn't attack the fish.

If there is a grilled fish here, it means that there must be people who grill fish, so if you ask the other party for help, even if the other party is a relatively cold person and is unwilling to lend a helping hand to Zhang Wutian, this kind of person is actually very common in the city where Zhang Wutian is located, but Zhang Wutian feels that he can at least inquire about the situation here and get a hint to leave this place.

Zhang Wutian was looking forward to the appearance of the person who grilled the fish, and it didn't take long for the other party to really appear.

Zhang Wutian recognized the person almost the moment the other party appeared.

"Sun, Sun, Sun...... Monkey King !!"

It's not the monkey king of Huaguo Mountain, our dear Monkey King, the old man, but the little monkey from the comics, although he has the blood of a fighting nation, but he grew up on the earth and has a gentle heart.

"Do you know my name?" asked curiously.

Zhang Wutian began to think.

The Monkey King in front of him is obviously the Monkey King when he was a child, the Monkey King of this era is innocent and simple, as long as he uses a little lie, he can play around, as Zhang Wutian, who grew up in the city and has been tested by telecommunications fraud for a long time, as long as he says a few words, he can easily drive this little monkey, let him be a cow and a horse for Zhang Wutian.

But Zhang Wutian was extremely resistant to deceiving this little monkey. The reason is very simple, Zhang Wutian's first contact with Dragon Ball's comics was when he was in the first grade of elementary school, this little monkey can be said to have grown up with Zhang Wutian's growth, in Zhang Wutian's entire childhood to youth, he has always been by Zhang Wutian's side, as if he is an old friend by Zhang Wutian's side, even if the serialization is over, Zhang Wutian will often re-turn the adventure of this little monkey, that feeling is like re-encountering an old childhood friend, and every reunion will make Zhang Wutian feel comfortable。

Zhang Wutian knows everything about this little monkey, he knows what kind of difficulties this little monkey will encounter in the future, what kind of person he will become, for this old friend, even if it is a one-sided old friend, Zhang Wutian is not willing to deceive him.

So, he suppressed the excitement in his heart and said honestly: "I seem to be lost, can you help me?"

"Okay, grandpa said to help the lost, are you human?"

"Of course it's people, you say grandpa, what about your grandpa?"

"Dead. Little Wukong said with a cheerful smile.

Zhang Wutian thought like this, the little Wukong in front of him seemed to be a little smaller than the appearance in the comics, that is to say, this point in time should be between the time when the little Wukong transformed into a giant ape and trampled his grandfather Sun Gohan to death and Bulma came here with the Dragon Ball Radar.

Thinking of this, Zhang Wutian suddenly felt a little frightened: Oh, I wasn't surprised at all when I crossed into the Dragon Ball world, I knew for the first time that my nerves were so thick, and they were about to catch up with the tail of the Saiyan after transforming into a giant ape.

Maybe it's because the person in front of him is Sun Wukong, it's like suddenly seeing a familiar old friend, that surprise suppressed the horror, and Zhang Wutian didn't remember his situation until this moment.

Then, Sun Wukong entertained Zhang Wutian to his home.

On the way, with the help of Sun Wukong, he crossed the mountains and mountains, and sometimes he simply asked Sun Wukong to carry his Zhang Wutian and said: "Sun Wukong, aren't you afraid that I am a bad person?"

"I think you're a good person. Sun Wukong, who carried Zhang Wutian with a small body, said with a smile: "Because you didn't steal my fish, grandpa said that people who can't steal are good people." ”

Zhang Wutian said in his heart because I am not hungry, and I don't look down on your fish, of course, this kind of thing will never be said, after a jump, Sun Wukong brought Zhang Wutian into his dick.

"Grandpa, I'm back. Facing a bead, Sun Wukong said together. Of course, Zhang Wutian knew that it was the biggest cheat in Dragon Ball: the four-star bead of the seven Dragon Balls.

"Hello, grandpa, my name is Zhang Wutian, and I am a lost traveler. So Zhang Wutian also bowed to the bead. After all, if it weren't for the deceased old man who educated Sun Wukong as a kind little monkey, then Zhang Wutian would not have been saved at all now.

"You can stay here today, and I'll take you out of the forest tomorrow. Little Wukong said to Zhang Wutian.

Zhang Wutian looked at this simple room, and then said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, do you know martial arts?"

"Martial arts? Do you mean fighting? My grandfather taught me before. ”

"Can you teach me? I think you're good, and I want to be like you. ”

If Zhang Wutian faced other people, he would definitely not be so direct, at least he would have to go around in a big circle before he could directly say his intentions, but the other party is Sun Wukong, it is completely different, and there is no need to say anything about this simple little monkey, just say it directly.

"Okay, I can teach you. Little Wukong said cheerfully, sure enough, it was not unexpected by Zhang Wutian at all.

Then the two came to the outside of the house, and Little Wukong stood opposite Zhang Wutian.

"I think Zhang Wutian, your body is so weak, let me try to see how strong you are. With that, Little Goku raised his fist.

"Wait, Goku, you have to be careful, I'm weak compared to you. ”

"I see, I'll give you a light punch and try it. ”

Even the little guy who was less than half his height said that, so Zhang Wutian could only carefully cross his hands in front of his chest, ready to catch Xiao Wukong's so-called light punch.

At the moment when Little Wukong's light punch was about to touch Zhang Wutian, a picture similar to a marquee suddenly appeared in Zhang Wutian's mind, and he seemed to recall a certain plot in the Dragon Ball comics.

It was much later, when Trunks and Mr. Satan were at the world's first martial arts tournament, when Trunks also threw the so-called light punch.

"Wait, wait, won't you!Little Wukong, wait a minute!"

Then there was a loud bang.

didn't even scream, Zhang Wutian flew out directly.

At this moment, Zhang Wutian didn't know anything, of course he didn't see Xiao Wukong picking him up in a panic and gnawing his lips to give him artificial respiration.

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