Chapter 163: The BMW Man is Coming
"In fact, the real aristocracy is in China, but unfortunately it was destroyed by the war, when there were nobles in China, the European gang was still wrestling with pigs in the mud. Especially the current British aristocracy, who likes horseback riding, polo, and all kinds of parties, all wear grandmothers, even older dresses, and jewelry, than whose origin is older, than whose family has more old objects, it is really speechless, this is really a bunch of idiots. And many of you celebrities in China are keen on this, forcibly squeezing into this brainless circle, forgetting their ancestors, maybe even more prominent. ”
Listening to Yasuda Zezhi's eloquent words, everyone was thoughtful, it turned out that the life of the British aristocracy was like this.
Huang Mengtian felt very strange: "Are they really wearing dresses from decades or even hundreds of years ago? The clothes of our Chinese ancestors will be burned! Don't you feel panicked?"
Yasuda Zezhi spread his hands, "So I can't understand it." ”
Huang Mengtian glanced at Zhao Yirong and said: "His sister is this virtue, when she was studying abroad, she always wanted to squeeze into the circle of celebrities. ”
Zhao Yirong looked helpless, "My father was still farming when he was a child, where did he think that he could have tens of billions of assets now, many rich people in China have been born in just a few decades, maybe the nouveau riche have a weak heart! Just look at the movie Titanic." ”
Yasuda Zezhi nodded and said: "Mr. Zhao, you see that you have always been very low-key, silent, and wearing a popular Givenchy, only I can see that you are a real rich person." But that's what a true aristocrat should be, you know? Don't force anything, paranoia is usually difficult to have fun with. ”
Huang Mengtian looked Zhao Yirong up and down, "Is there any?
Zhao Yirong laughed, "Of course it is!"
Tohei Yamahang has also traveled abroad, and he also has some of his ideas to share.
And Nam Taixi is also from a very good background, although he has experienced the middle and fall of his family, he has experienced the cultural infiltration of Nanbang and Huaxia, so he also has the right to speak.
In this regard, Ye Yan can't talk about anything, but he can learn a lot and comprehend a lot of truths.
He is no longer the sling he used to be, and his horizons have broadened a lot after being possessed by Ip Man, Bruce Lee, Curry and others.
Although he only gained the ability and could not obtain the ideological realm, there were still benefits.
While they were chatting, someone suddenly came over.
Ye Yan looked sideways and was stunned, it was really a coincidence, it was actually Du Zhengchun and a few of them.
Du Zhengchun held a bewitching woman and walked in front, obviously also coming to eat.
"Yo, this is too coincidental, isn't it?" Du Zhengchun smiled exaggeratedly: "I just heard that someone broke the news that Matsuoka Moyu's rumored boyfriend was eating in this restaurant, who did I say, it turned out to be you Ye Yan!"
The bewitching woman beside Du Zhengchun followed and looked at Ye Yan lightly.
It seems that this is not a coincidence, but it is intentional to come and find fault!
Yasuda Zezhi whispered something to Yamayu, and when he saw Du Zhengchun coming, he frowned slightly.
The bewitching woman walked over with her curly hair and twisted her buttocks, and smiled with her red lips covered: "What are you doing around the table? If you want to eat pig's neck and pig's feet, go to the house diagonally opposite, Country Francon, which is more suitable for you. ”
Ye Yan looked at her coldly and scratching her head, standing up or not, the expression on her face was more fake and how fake it was, and she immediately recognized it, this is not the red singer Cheng Jing before!
He said angrily: "This aunt, this is an elegant place, please don't judge people here." ”
Cheng Jing suddenly lowered her face, her eyes looked like she was going to eat people, and she said in a sharp voice: "Who do you say aunt?
Huang Yunzhi and the others didn't want to pay attention to Cheng Jing, but when they saw that Ye Yan, who had a stupid mouth before, was so sharp-tongued, they immediately watched a good show.
Ye Yan deliberately looked around to the left and right, "Are there any other aunts here?" By the way, when it comes to upbringing, women who shrew and scold the street on high-end occasions do not seem to have much education. ”
Huang Yunzhi lowered his head with a smile and stepped on Ye Yan under the table.
Then, Ye Yan felt that his right foot was also stepped on, it was Huang Mengtian.
Someone twisted his waist, it's Nam Tae-hee, I'm wiping.
Cheng Jing stomped his feet angrily and said viciously: "At least I'm still a star, what about you? As a Chinese, I'm really ashamed of you." ”
"Yes, you do look like Liu Xiaoqing, and you have to smear some powder here. Ye Yan immediately interfaced, and nodded a little seriously on his cheeks.
"You!you!" Cheng Jingqi's body trembled.
Du Zhengchun pretended to be serious next to him, "Didn't I say you, Ye Yan, come to a high-end French restaurant in Tokyo, but you have to know some etiquette, let the people around you pay a little attention, this is not a food stall." By the way, you've been here for so long, and you haven't ordered yet? Do you want me to teach you?"
Ye Yan squeezed his eyes towards Yasuda Zezhi and the others, signaling to watch a good show.
Yasuda and Yamayuki did not scold. As the VIP of this restaurant, as long as you say a word, you can let Du Zhengchun's gang get out.
Ye Yan raised his hand to stop Huang Yunzhi from retorting, gestured to the waiter in the distance, and glanced at Du Zhengchun contemptuously, "Who said I can't order?
When the waiter came, Ye Yan opened his mouth and came: "Bring me a Marseille Neptune King soup, a fried fresh scallop with foie gras, a fried beef short rib, an egg tomato salad, and a matcha light cheesecake, thank you." ”
Huang Yunzhi's eyes lit up, and they couldn't help but want to laugh, Ye Yan was so skilled in ordering, it seemed that he came often.
The waiter couldn't understand Huaxia and hurriedly asked.
Cheng Jing sneered, "People can't understand your Chinese country dialect, it's OK to speak English? ”
At this time, Ye Yan suddenly said to her: "Have you heard the cross talk "Report the Name of the Dish"?"
"I've heard it!" Who hasn't heard of this cross talk, Huang Yunzhi and they are happy, I don't know what Ye Yan wants to do.
Nam Tae-hee blinked, "Oba, do you want to talk about cross talk?"
Du Zhengchun glanced at it, his eyes lit up, Ye Yan's agent made him envious and jealous, this Nanbang woman who is very close to Ye Yan is actually such a good look, and she is all over the country!
"Today, I am going to invite you to eat sweet and sour lettuce, tomato flower double, lemongrass coconut milk chicken, balsamic vinegar flavored roast chicken, crab roe live shrimp, Paris cabbage, cabbage mint, white wine French snails, betel nut pork ribs pot, kelp mustard sauce, conger eel soup, seafood pot, Han's anchovy fried mushroom ......"
Before the others came to their senses, Ye Yan had already reported a series of dish names.
This voice is clear, the words are clear, the words are round, the breath is full, and the numbness is fast.
This, this is simply a professional cross talk actor!
It's really the tone of the famous cross talk "Reporting the Name of the Dish", which is a bit interesting.
(End of chapter)