Chapter 7: Trapping
"Steve, you're pretty good at your craft. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info I'm really happy to eat!" Hou Wukong smacked his mouth, and there was a pile of leftover bones on the table.
Steve stood beside him with a blank face, and Sarina sat across from Hou's table, with Azi Cat circling around her legs.
"Meow~!" Sarina took the cat in her arms and stroked it gently. Azi cat hummed in satisfaction, it seemed that Sarina was in a good mood.
"Oh, my honored guest, Hou Dasheng. As long as you're satisfied, I'll ask Steve to make it for you every day. ”
"Hey, Sarina, why don't you eat?!" asked Hou Wukong, who stepped on the chair with one foot and picked his teeth with a toothpick in his hand.
"Oh, I don't like to eat this filthy, smelly venison. That's what humans like to eat. Sarina continued to pet the cat, and the cat hummed with added satisfaction.
"Then what do you like to eat?" he Hou Wukong looked at the poisonous snakes, lizards, rats, spiders and other animals in the cage. "You don't really like eating these things, do you?!"
"Oh! Viper and lizard soup is the most delicious food, and of course fried spiders and roasted rats are essential accompaniments. Why don't you like to eat these things?!" Sarina asked him rhetorically.
Damn, this old witch is really perverted enough, she likes to eat these disgusting things so much, I'll tease her.
"I used to like to eat poisonous snake and lizard soup, fried spiders and roasted mice, and then I met a master who told me that if I want to stay young forever, I must eat these things, but I can't eat them like this. ”
"Oh, little girl, is it true? How do you think it should be eaten?" said Sarina.
"It has to be eaten raw, and it can be eaten raw to make up for it. You're like a poisonous snake, and you're going to cut it into slices and eat it with soy sauce. Rats must be swallowed alive and cannot be chewed. Let it crawl down your throat and straight into your stomach. Hou Wukong smiled secretly in his heart, but his face was serious.
"Oh, my little girl. What you say seems to make a lot of sense. But why don't you eat it raw?" said Sarina, looking at him suspiciously.
Hou Wukong didn't know how to answer for a while, so he had to say: "I used to eat it raw, but my stomach has been uncomfortable recently, so I can only eat some easily digestible venison and rabbit meat." ”
Sarina looked at him, skeptical.
Hou Wukong grabbed a bone and shook it in front of Steve's eyes, Steve's eyes immediately lit up, and he was no longer motionless. Instead, he stared at the bones in Hou Wukong's hand.
Hou Wukong deliberately put the bone on Steve's nose and sniffed it, Steve finally couldn't control it, he began to drool, and opened his mouth to "snort, snort" and gasp. The ass began to wriggle like a faggot again.
Hou Wukong threw the bone in his hand out of the window, and Steve jumped out of the window with a "whoosh~!"
The next day, Hou Wukong sat behind Sarina. Sarina rode a broomstick, and she came to a clearing. It was the wilderness where Hou Wukong had woken up, that is, the place where he woke up after being beaten to death by Sun Wukong with a stick, and they fell to the ground.
"Sarina, you're flying too slowly. It's like a snail crawling!" Hou Wukong said. This broomstick rider flies faster than his somersault cloud does snail speed.
"Oh! you can't say that. I'm the one who took the golden broom!" said Sarina triumphantly.
"What the hell is a golden broom?" asked Hou Wukong, could it be a broom made of gold?
"The Golden Broom is an annual wizard broomstick riding competition, and one year I won the first place. I still remember the grand occasion of the competition, when all the wizards from the kingdom of Maika came, and we rode through the mountains and over the canyon on our broomsticks, and finally I took the first place. Everybody cheers for me, oh, the golden broom, that's a glory to every wizard. Sarina recalled the past with a smug look on her face.
Sarina pulled out her magic wand, then pulled out a small bottle from her bosom that contained something the size of a sesame seed.
Sarina poured the contents of the vial on the ground and recited the incantation in her mouth. Her magic wand was a little bit at the little sesame seeds in the ground.
"Zi~!" A burst of smoke rose up, a fishy smell came to the nostrils, and those small sesame seeds turned into big fish.
Hou Wukong was dumbfounded: What kind of spell is this?
"Oh, my little girl. We have to hide. We'll have to surround the dragon when it comes down, and when the time comes, you get on its neck and he'll take you back to its lair, and when we get to its lair, we'll kill it!" said Sarina.
"That's fine, let's go! Hou Wukong pointed to a pile of green grass next to him.
"Oh, my little good Hou Dasheng. Tell me quickly, where did you macaque come from?" asked Sarina him.
Hehe, I'm going to talk nonsense to scare her. "I was originally a macaque under the West Tianling Mountain, and the ancient Buddha of the burning lamp made a bet, and the ancient Buddha of the burning lamp passed on the secret method of listening to the sound with me, so I practiced a body of heavenly skills, and then was designed by the old man, and fell into the secret plan of the monkey. Wake up, I'm here. ”
Sarina looked at Hou Wukong dumbfounded, her mouth wide open, and she didn't understand what the monkey was talking about.
Hou Wukong thought to himself: Could it be that this old witch doesn't know the boundless Dharma? I'll give him a try.
"Sarina, do you know the land of the Buddha of the Western Heavens?"
Sarina asked, "Oh, my little girl. What are you talking about? What Western Heaven, what Buddha?"
"Sarina, I ask you. Have you ever been to the Heavenly Court? ”
Sarina was even more confused: "My little girl, are you stupid? ”
Hou Wukong faintly felt bad, although Sarina's spells were not in the stream, but they were not in the sky.
"Sarina, haven't you heard of the Heavenly Palace? It's above this cloud, flying through the clouds, through the blue barrier. You can reach the Heavenly Palace. There are immortal immortals living there, living with heaven and earth!"
Sarina looked at him strangely: "You mean that it is the Heavenly Palace above?"
Hou Wukong nodded.
"Oh, my little girl, don't be stupid, there is the starry sky above, how can there be any heavenly palace and heavenly court. ”
Hou Wukong became more and more uneasy, could it be that this is a different world? There are no immortals, Buddhas and gods here?" "Then let me ask you, Sarina, have you ever been there?" he pointed to the sky.
"Of course, one of the Golden Broomstick competitions is to fly straight to the stars. Whoever flies higher on a broomstick wins,"
"Then did you fly up and see the Heavenly Palace?" asked Hou Wukong.
"Oh, my little girl! The air gets thinner and thinner the farther up, and I don't want to suffocate. ”