Chapter 31 Song Ci takes the bait, and Tang Shiyun hits the hook
"If you laugh again, you will go back by yourself, if the person with the scar comes to find fault again, I don't care about you!" Song Ci was really angry and turned his head and walked in front.
"The fish has been hooked!" Tang Shiyin hurriedly sent a message to Chen Yan, Chen Yan was immediately overjoyed when she saw it, and knew that Song Ci had been deceived, and broke into the girl's room in the middle of the night, either a ghost or a beast in her heart, Chen Yan re-erected the domino trap, and there was no psychological pressure to deal with Song Ci.
"Stingy, don't be angry, my sister went home tonight and was asked out by her brother-in-law, there is no one at home, you can take a bath in it!" Tang Shiyin said generously.
"Uh, Miss Tang, this is not good, lonely men and widows, you and I are in the same room like this, in the Song Dynasty, it is to be gossiped about. "Song Ci is quite embarrassed.
"I don't care, what do you care? Besides, I treat you as a friend, and I don't want you to be laughed at when you go back to this lime man, so I promise to help you!"
"If you dare to mess around, I will magnify my tricks and summon the female catcher Chen Yan!" Tang Shiyin pretended to be generous, she snickered in her heart, there is still a whole person at home, Chen Yan.
"Chen Yan, Huhu, I earned it today, I called a Didi taxi, and I actually hit a BMW X6, I'm very lucky, we'll come up right away!" Tang Shiyin reported his whereabouts anytime and anywhere.
And Chen Yan, who was upstairs, saw a wide off-road vehicle parked downstairs through the window, and then someone got out of the car.
Chen Yan was overjoyed in her heart, and carefully checked at the door, making sure that as long as she opened the door, she could start it, and Tang Shiyin had already discussed the details with Chen Yan, and she wanted to deliberately support Song Ci to open the door.
"There is a problem with the sewer system in the community, there is stagnant water!" Tang Shiyin frowned, but Song Ci desperately held back a smile: "What's so funny, if you don't shout too slowly, the car will slide out and roll into a puddle and splash my face, will I be so embarrassed?"
"Okay, I won't laugh at you, let's not be beautiful today, and I'm not handsome! Hurry up and take a shower!" Song Ci completely forgot that Tang Shiyin planned to trick him at the moment, and at the moment his face was floury, the more he was sticky, and he just wanted to take a hot bath as soon as possible.
"Punish you for opening the door!" Tang Shiyin naturally handed over the key.
Chen Yan saw someone open the door, and then the mop that reached the door fell to the ground, knocking over the marbles in the garbage basket.
The person who came in didn't have time to turn on the light, he was slipped by marbles all over the ground, tried several times in a row and didn't get up, and accidentally touched a wall not far away, and grabbed it hard, not wanting the wall to collapse instantly, and the person who was hit suddenly shouted to turn on the light.
Chen Yan heard that the voice was wrong, it seemed to be Tang Shiyun, and suddenly shouted anxiously: "Sister Shiyun, don't turn on the light, your light switch has been modified, and the switch is here!"
When Chen Yan turned on the light, she happened to see Tang Shiyun's hand pressed on the switch, and in an instant, the whole person was overturned by the current, and even her hair was electrocuted to stand up, Tang Shiyun spit out a puff of black smoke and fell to the ground.
Then Chen Yan covered her head: "Sister-in-law, get out of the way, if you lie on the ground, you will touch the bucket mechanism above your head, oh my God!"
Tang Shiyun was splashed with a basin of cold water on her head, and it took a long time to come back to her senses: "Chen Yan, are you crazy? Do I have a grudge against you? You actually treat me like this!"
"Sister-in-law, no, it's not you, aren't you dating my brother? When he went out to pick up the keys this morning, I saw two movie tickets for Wolf Warrior 2 falling out of his arms, didn't you go on a date to watch a movie?" Chen Yan was dumbfounded.
"What? He actually bought a movie ticket in advance?" Tang Shiyun's pretty face darkened.
"Ah, no, no, Sister Shiyun, you just came into contact with the weak current subjected to the human body, and it is easy to conjecture, you heard it wrong, my brother must be planning to surprise you. Chen Yan hurriedly explained that if this made her sister-in-law misunderstand, her brother would be unspeakable.
"Okay, don't scare you, those two movie tickets are free tickets from customers, originally he asked me to watch them, but that kind of war-themed movie, only men will be enthusiastic, right? Chen Yan, you are also a woman, choose between war movies and romance movies, which one will you choose?" Tang Shiyun smiled.
"War movie!" Chen Yan did not hesitate.
"Uh, forget your profession! You're not too young, it's time to find a boyfriend, but don't pester me and your brother like a female man all day long!" Tang Shiyun stroked Chen Yan's head.
"No, if you want to pick me and choose someone as good as my brother, but this kind of talent is really hard to find, Sister Shiyun, you have to seize the opportunity and become my sister-in-law quickly!" Chen Yan said flatteringly, she had just tricked Tang Shiyun just now, and she must ease the relationship at this moment.
"You mean I'm not good enough?" Tang Shiyun straightened his face.
"Uh, no, no, no, our sister Shiyun is a beautiful woman who is one in a million, with education, height, and capability, she is a typical oriental beauty. ”
"My brother must have done a lot of good things in his last life, otherwise how could he catch up with such a beautiful sister-in-law in this life?" Chen Yan played a sweet talk offensive.
"Okay, I don't blame you, you hurry up and clean up the house with me, Shiyin, this girl has a habit of cleanliness, if she sees it, she has to press you into the wall!" Tang Shiyun only regarded it as Chen Yan's little girl's prank.
"Sister-in-law, you are so good to me!" Chen Yan couldn't imagine that Tang Shiyun had such a good temper, and she tossed her like this.
She also easily forgave herself: "It's all to blame on that Song Ci, that stupid guy went upstairs too slowly, otherwise it wouldn't be Sister Shiyin, but the unlucky guy!"
"Female head catcher, it's not good to say bad things about people behind your back!" Song Ci pushed open the door and glared at Chen Yan.
"Uh, who are you? God, are you Song Ci, are you a lime man in vogue now? Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I'll give you 100 points for this look, hahaha!" Chen Yan smiled.
"Don't laugh so exaggeratedly, I'm afraid you'll be out of breath next, I'm not the only one who is unlucky today, the one behind the door, don't hide, take a shower and be a female man!" Song Ci rolled his eyes.
Originally, he was talking about Tang Shiyin, but when Tang Shiyin came out, Tang Shiyun, who was found out by mistake, also walked out.
"Chen Yan, did you do it in advance?Sister, are you okay?" Tang Shiyin was secretly ashamed.
"What do you mean in advance? Tang Shiyin, you originally wanted to toss me, right?" Song Ci remembered what he had overheard before.
"Still use me to toss you?Which unlucky guy was played into a dog by a group of little kids today, and was snorted and drunk by a stingy woman, making him look embarrassed now?" Tang Shiyin said unceremoniously.
"Is it a pleasure to expose each other? Who was splashed with stinky water by a car downstairs today? At that time, I called you, and rushed over to pull you without holding it, what kind of beauty do you say in the wind, this time it is really stinky and beautiful, right?" Song Ci and Tang Shiyin are simply a pair of happy enemies.