1274 Beauty at the same table is the fourth update to Kim Dae-hee's crown
In the past, when we faced Xinghuo, because the difference in strength was too great, the other party was too strong, and we were too small, it seemed that we could be slapped to death by the other party at any time. So it is inevitable to be frightened, afraid, frightened, trembling......
And now, as we become stronger step by step, the mystery of Xinghuo has been revealed step by step, and we have even destroyed two Xinghuo bases, and Tang Yijian and Ma Feng, masters who seemed unattainable before, have also died in our hands one by one.
Why are we afraid?
It is true that with our current strength, we still can't compete with Xinghuo, but so what, we are no longer afraid. can even be anti-customer-oriented, and make jokes about the other party.
Because we're experiments. Therefore, the people of Cangtian can't kill us, so Xinghuo, who is following us, must be here to threaten and scare us, and when he finds an opportunity, he will leave a note or handwriting such as "A spark can start a prairie fire".
Hey, hey, see how we play him this time.
Monkey this guy has a basket of ideas. So our plan to flirt with Starfire was quickly finalized.
The middle-aged man in a gray coat was reading the newspaper, and his briefcase was resting on the table, looking like an ordinary business traveler, but from time to time he betrayed us by the eyes he looked. We pretended not to know and continued to play cards and chat.
Even if it is an express train, it takes six or seven hours from Longcheng to Tongzhou, and no matter who has such a long time, it is inevitable that anyone will have to go to the toilet. Xinghuo's people are also people, and of course the middle-aged uncle who seems to be honest has to go to the toilet.
So when he got up and walked to the toilet at the junction of the carriages, a few of us immediately looked at each other and quietly followed. After the middle-aged uncle finished the solution, he twisted the door of the toilet and found that the handle was not moving. He thought it was a broken door, and shook it twice. I found that I really couldn't open it, so I tentatively knocked on the door twice and asked, "Is anyone outside?"
Immediately there was a response from outside: "Yes." ”
It was an old man's voice, and the middle-aged uncle breathed a sigh of relief, and said Uncle, this door is broken, can you call the conductor to come and deal with it? The old man laughed twice and said that the door was not broken, but I was dragging it outside, so you couldn't open it.
The middle-aged uncle was taken aback, and couldn't understand why the old man did this, so he said uncle. Don't be kidding, open the door, I'm going to get out.
The old man said no, I dragged it for a long time, if you let me open it, I'll open it?
The middle-aged uncle was angry in his belly, thinking that he was suffering from a neurotic disease today. He pulled the door twice harder, he is also a practitioner, he boasts of good kung fu, and he uses the strength to eat, but this door still does not move, it can be seen that the strength of this person outside is stronger than him!
Ran into the road?
The middle-aged uncle had sweat on his forehead, and said respectfully: "Uncle, I don't know who you are, and I don't know where I offended you, can we open the door and have a good talk? ”
The old man outside smiled again and said hehe, don't call me, aren't you Xinghuo.
The middle-aged uncle was even more surprised, and he couldn't tell who this person was outside, so he had to say again: "Uncle, is there anything wrong with you?"
"Hehe, I want you to learn a word from me, and I'll let this door go. ”
"What?"
"Ten thousand red flowers, slaughter all the sparks!"
The middle-aged uncle's face changed, and he said don't think about it!
The people in the spark worship "Spark" as God, which is something we have known for a long time, and it is also one of the important ways for us to distinguish whether there is a spark traitor around us.
Now, we have to tease this man, of course, to force him to speak our "teachings" and see if the spark is as loyal as it is rumored?
The monkey is absolutely amazing, and the voice in his throat can change at will, so it is also vivid to pretend to be an old man.
"Hehe, if you don't say it, I won't let it go. ”
"I won't say it, I won't say it in death!" said the middle-aged uncle through gritted teeth.
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Bang", the glass in the toilet was suddenly broken, the whirring wind outside the carriage poured in, and the middle-aged uncle turned his head in shock, only to see that a pair of hands had stretched out from the window, directly grabbed his collar and lifted him out of the window.
Yes!
The middle-aged uncle screamed, he was also a self-proclaimed kung fu person, but he had no power to fight back in front of this person. The person who grabbed him was Huang Jie, who was lying on the roof of the car, and after lifting him out of the window, he turned it upside down again, grabbing his feet so that his head was facing down.
The whirring wind blew, there were tall grass and boulders on the side of the railway, and suddenly "bang" on his head, blood flowing, pain was a trivial matter, the key is that this is really too frightening, who knows what will happen next, who knows when the person on the top will throw him down!
"Say, ten thousand red flowers, slaughter all the sparks!" Huang Jie shouted loudly.
"Don't say it!" said the woman to help the garbage.
"If you don't say anything, I'll throw you under the bridge to feed the fish!"
At this moment, the train happened to pass a bridge, and below it was a boiling river, at least thirty meters high, and anyone who fell down would surely die. Huang Jie let go of a hand, and the middle-aged uncle finally collapsed, shouting with all the strength of his body: "Ten thousand red flowers, slaughter all the sparks!"
"Whew", the middle-aged uncle's body spun around, and when he came to his senses, he found that he was already sitting on the top of the train, and the person who grabbed him was nowhere to be found. When he finally returned to the carriage after much difficulty, he found that the people he was trying to monitor were long gone.
On the table where they had stayed before were crookedly written eight big characters: Ten Thousand Red Flowers, Slaughter Sparks.
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We sat in a modified business car, watched a movie comfortably, drank juice, and diverted from the highway to the capital city of Tongzhou. Out of a bad breath, we are all very happy, it turns out that the people in the spark are not as loyal as we thought.
"Old Wu, thank you. The monkey laughed.
"You're welcome, master. ”
Lao Wu was the driver of our trip, driving steadily, experienced, at four o'clock in the afternoon, we were sent to the gate of the Beijing Tongzhou Art School on time.
The five of us stood in a row at the school gate with large bags and small bags on our backs. The school year will officially start tomorrow, but many students have already arrived. Sure enough, as the rumors said, there are many beauties in the art school, and those who are all showy and flamboyant make us drool when we see them.
"I want to cheat......" the monkey said quietly.
"I don't watch, I can't be sorry for Su Yi!" Zheng Wu covered his eyes.
Lu Songhan said in his letter that there will be an old man in the capital who will be responsible for receiving us, but I don't know who this person is? We looked left and right, and we saw a lot of pairs of long legs, but we were stunned that we didn't see any old people. The school year officially started tomorrow, so we couldn't move into the school immediately even if we had the exchange student formalities, so we had to find a hotel nearby.
The next morning, we went to the school early in the morning to report, and there were more students in the school at this time, from old students to new students. The freshman girls are quite smart, and there are sturdy seniors rushing to help them carry their luggage.
The monkey stopped a senior and said that we are also freshmen, and help us carry our luggage?
The senior said.
Alas, why are the people in the capital so irritable?
We had to find a place to go through the procedures by ourselves, because this was an art school and there was no major we had before, so we had to choose again. Fortunately, we used to have art for a while in the seventh middle school, and it was not unfamiliar, and I reported my old profession of painting, Huang Jie was music, and monkeys and they also had their own choices.
After that, we were assigned dormitories, because we were new to the city and didn't know anyone well, so there was no relationship available, so we were temporarily dispersed. It's not a thing, just adjust it slowly in the future. From now on, we are sophomores.
After all of this, we went to our respective classes to report. Everything is the same, the head teacher asked me to introduce myself first, I have turned seven or eight times to learn, is it not easy to do this? immediately opened his mouth and said: "Hello everyone, I am the left flying, the one in the southeast and northwest, the one who spreads his wings and soars ......."
There was no doubt that there was a lot of laughter below, and even the teacher couldn't help but laugh and praise me for my humor. But in the corner of the classroom, a voice that didn't come to the ear was very inear: "What a fucking stupid, don't you feel like a clown?"
I immediately followed the sound and saw that it was a yellow-haired boy with a dick on his face. Over the years, I've been in contact with people like him all the time, and of course I know what kind of person he is.
After so many years of mixing, I have a very clear truth - after arriving in a new place, you must "settle" as soon as possible, otherwise it will be difficult to mix in the future, and everyone thinks you are a bully. As soon as the man spoke, the class fell silent.
I laughed, "Are you more stupid than you?"
Huang Mao had a big temper, and he stood up at once and said you say again?!
The head teacher was angry and said Gong Liang, sit down for me!
Gong Liang snorted, glared at me fiercely, and sat down. I didn't care, after the teacher assigned me a place, I sat down. Luck is not bad, the same table is a little beauty, think I Zuo Fei has not sat at the same table with a beautiful woman for many years?
Of course, this also has something to do with the beauty of the art school, and there are beautiful women next to you wherever you sit.
I sat down, and when the head teacher left, I said hello beauty, what's your name?
The beautiful woman glanced at me, ignored me, and sat down next to me silently. I sighed softly and said that it was a pity, that I was so beautiful and that I was a dumb person. The beauty finally couldn't sit still and said who do you say is dumb?
I pretended to be surprised, but you weren't dumb, so why didn't you speak just now?
"I don't want to talk to you. ”
"Why?"
"You offended Gong Liang when you first came, I don't want to have anything to do with you!"
As soon as the words fell, the yellow-haired Gong Liang stood up and walked towards me, and the classmates immediately looked at me with sympathy and ridicule in their eyes.