Chapter 34 Five Zhuangguan stalls
Watching Tang Seng walk out of the room, after the footsteps gradually moved away and disappeared, Guanyin Bodhisattva and the other four people glanced at each other, and they all saw the hesitation of their respective eyes.
So, just let Tang Seng go?
The three great bodhisattvas of Buddhism and Taoism, plus the Taoist mother of Lishan, were actually robbed by Tang monks?!
"That's it, why don't we cast a spell to make Tang Seng amnesia, and then do it all over again?"
Guanyin frowned and said, "I think, you don't want to betray the word puppet mother and return to the West Heaven, right?"
Although the "pseudo-mother" has never been heard of, how smart the three bodhisattvas are, as the name suggests, they know the general meaning.
When I think about it, I feel so ashamed of this word~!
Especially the male heart and female body of Guanyin Bodhisattva, who are often mistaken for women in ordinary times, are there fewer people who are laughed at by the gods and goddesses?
If you go back to the Western Heaven with this word, you may have to be secretly teased by other Buddhas.
"If people think that this Bodhisattva likes handsome men, and only then deliberately dresses women to seduce others, then where will this Bodhisattva's face go!" Guanyin said angrily.
He turned around and turned into a man in a long white dress, holding a jade bottle in his hand. The chest is full, and the whole body exudes the fragrance of a girl...... Man.
Fuxian, Manjushri looked at the bulge on Guanyin's chest, glanced at each other, nodded in relative terms, and tacitly moved away from Guanyin a few steps.
The last time I saw Guanyin, his chest seemed to be flat, and what so-called "bra" was used later to have such a scale.
Old Mother Li Shan smiled: "The old body is not afraid, but, hehe, this golden cicada is interesting, maybe he has already recognized our identity." This time, I'm afraid that he is deliberately playing tricks on me. ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva was surprised: "It's impossible, isn't it? The golden cicada is a mortal with the naked eye in this life, and there is no cultivation at all, how can it be possible to see through our incarnation?"
Immediately, he raised his jade hand, stroked his cheek, and bowed slightly: "This seat is naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, Gu Ying is self-pitying." When she turns into love, she is also a great beauty who captivates the country and the city, can't you look down on the golden cicada? Otherwise, how can you identify my true identity?"
Fuxian and Manjushri glanced at each other, and silently took a few steps away from Guanyin.
Old Mother Li Shan glanced meaningfully in the direction where Tang Seng left: "Who knows? maybe, he has recovered his memory, and he doesn't know!"
"Okay, the old body will accompany you through this experience, it's time to go back. ”
......
After Tang Seng walked out of the room, he immediately called his apprentice and left here.
Just after Tang Seng walked out of more than fifty meters, he inexplicably felt a chill on his back, as if he was being peeped at.
Tang Seng frowned, could it be Guanyin who reacted?
"Taking advantage of Guanyin's being fooled by me, I hurriedly left. Tang Seng said, urging the white dragon horse to leave quickly.
Guanyin, as a bodhisattva, is an extremely intelligent person, in case of reaction, it will be pitted by Tang Seng ~!
Tang Seng shrunk his neck when he thought about it, and hurriedly left!
After he was far away, he dared to open the system and check today's harvest.
In addition to the gold hairpin obtained by Li Shan's mother, which was exchanged for 1,100 wealth points, the jewelry stolen from other bodhisattvas was also exchanged for more than 1,000 wealth points.
The current wealth has reached 2197.
Tang Seng thought about it for a while, and spent 1,200 wealth points to buy three skill upgrade cards, and raised the eighteen palms of the dragon descending to the top.
"Congratulations to the host for upgrading the skill Dragon Descending Eighteen Palms to level three, the skill has reached the top level, and the skill upgrade card can no longer be used. ”
"Eighteen palms of the dragon descend, the palm power is strong and fierce, overwhelming. With the skill Immortal Demon Body, you can hit eighteen golden dragons at the same time. ”
"Let's smoke two more shots~!" Tang Seng put his hand on the five-draw button.
"Congratulations on winning the Spicy Strip*1"
"Congratulations on winning the Spicy Strip*1"
"Congratulations on drawing the Weapon Bloody Blade*1"
"Congratulations on drawing a wisp of innate chaos immortal qi"
"Congratulations on drawing a one-time skill who stole my Kun*1"
"Innate Chaos Immortal Qi: Putting it in the Sumeru space can change the origin of the plant. ”
"Whoever stole my kun: he who stole Zhuang Zhou's kun can steal the magic weapon quietly, and it is only valid under the saint. ”
Tang Seng was slightly surprised, and according to the prompts of the system, he refined the innate chaotic immortal qi and threw it into the Sumeru space.
......
The Four Sages tried Zen Meditation was just a small episode, and the four Tang monks and apprentices walked on the road for another four or five days.
When I looked up, I saw several floors of pavilions on the mountain not far away, and auspicious clouds swirled in the middle.
In the mountains and forests, the white cranes fly with the floating clouds, and the apes pick mountain fruits and go to the trees.
The stone path at your foot leads to the top of the mountain, and there is a stone monument to the left of the mountain gate.
The stele reads "Wanshou Mountain Blessed Land, Wuzhuang View Cave Sky".
The moment he saw the stele, Tang Seng's mind sounded at the same time as the female voice of the system, and a light curtain appeared in front of him that only he could see.
"Congratulations to the host for coming to Wuzhuang Temple, and the stall task is released today. ”
[Today's Task: Wuzhuang View Stall]
[Mission time: 24 hours]
[Failure Punishment: Directly obliterate the host]
[Must be sold today: a basket of mangoes (priced at 10 taels), a basket of strawberries (priced at 10 taels), ten packs of melon seeds (priced at 100 taels per pack)]
[Other products: slippers (priced at 3 taels), Yunnan Baiyao (priced at 20 taels) 、......]
The corners of Tang Seng's mouth twitched: "Why are all the commodities that must be sold today are crops?
The punishment for this failure is not to become a woman, but to directly erase it~!" The female voice of the system reminded.
"God's special kind reminder, if you really have a friendship with me, you won't wipe me out as soon as you fail. ”
Tang Seng said badly in his heart.
"Master, presumably we have come to the land of Zhenyuan Daxian, this Wuzhuang Guan is the dojo of Zhenyuan Daxian!" Zhu Bajie said in surprise: "That Zhenyuan Daxian is the ancestor of the earth immortals, and the Tao is already above the Daluo Immortals, even if Guanyin Bodhisattva is in the sky, he has to give him three points!"
"I see. Tang Seng nodded.
At this moment, the mountain gate opened, and a boy walked out, and a crisp child's voice sounded: "Who are you? Since you know that this is the dojo of my master Zhen Yuanzi, how dare you make a noise in front of Wuzhuang Temple?"
"Amitabha, a poor monk, is the Tang Sanzang who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and set up a stall, which is the one who can live forever by eating a piece of meat. Tang Seng introduced himself.
"So you're Tang Seng? The boy who came out was Qingfeng, the apprentice of Zhenyuan Daxian, he glanced at Tang Seng and nodded.
There was another boy behind him, it was Mingyue.
"My master asked Yuan Shi Tianzun to descend to Jane, please go to Shangqing Tianmiluo Palace to listen to the lecture on 'Mixed Yuan Dao Fruit', not at home. But before leaving, he said that you had had tea with him in your previous life, and gave you some face, so that you could come in and sit down. Mingyue said proudly: "Come in." ”
"Amitabha, thank you. The corners of Tang Seng's mouth rose slightly, and he followed the two Taoist children to the gate of the Taoist Academy.
I saw a pair of Spring Festival couplets written on the door, "Immortal Immortal Mansion, with the same longevity as the sky." ”
Sun Wukong sneered: "This person is bluffing people by saying big things, even if he is in front of Taishang Laojun, he doesn't dare to write like this." ”
"Wukong, you don't understand, this couplet is really well written!" Tang Seng exclaimed.
Qingfeng smiled proudly: "It's still this great monk who knows the goods, this couplet is written by the master himself, injected with the divine power of the master, and has been cultivated in Wuzhuang Guan for many years, and it has been regarded as an acquired magic weapon...... Wait, where's the couplet?!"