There are five immortals in Zhou Tian: heaven, earth, gods, people, and ghosts. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 There are five insects: nai, scale, hair, feather, and kun. The six-eared macaque is neither heaven, nor earth, nor god, nor human, nor ghost, nor is it a beetle, nor a scale, nor a hair, nor a feather, nor a kun. There are also four monkeys in the mixed world, and they are not included in the ten categories.

If this monkey stands in one place, he can know things thousands of miles away, and if anyone speaks, he can also know them, so he is good at listening to sounds, he can perceive reason, and he knows before and after, and everything is clear. The one with the same image and the same sound as the real Wukong, the six-eared macaque also.

Wait, is this "Journey to the West" or "Reborn as a Macaque"?

Sun Wukong beat the six-eared macaque to death, and the six-eared macaque entered the netherworld after death. Because he did not belong to the ten categories, he could not be reincarnated, so he had to wander in the netherworld.

West Tianling Mountain, the law is strict. After Wukong killed the six-eared macaque, he said goodbye to Bao Tang Seng and went back to learn the scriptures.

Wait, are you sure this is fantasy and not Xianxia?

The Buddha was preaching to his disciples, and he said, "The six-eared macaque is not guilty of death, but he was beaten to death by the monkey, but this six-eared macaque does not enter the ten categories of Zhou Tian, cannot be reincarnated, and the soul can only wander in this netherworld." My Buddhism has always been compassionate, and I should help the six-eared macaque to get rid of the suffering of this wandering soul. ”

Guanyin saluted and said, "I wonder how the Buddha saved this six-eared macaque from being reincarnated?"

Rulai smiled on his forehead: "These six-eared macaques do not enter the five elements and do not enter the ten categories." Therefore, it is impossible to be reincarnated in the world. As everyone knows, there are multiple existences in the dimensional universe, just as the truth that there is a heaven outside the heavens. Six-eared macaques cannot be reincarnated in the world where we wait. I can reincarnate them in another parallel universe. ”

Guanyin and the immortals and Buddhas looked at each other, and they didn't know what the Buddha meant. The Buddha said: "This multiverse is another universe of our existing world, and that universe has no gods, no Buddhas, and no immortals. But there is another complete system. This parallel universe cannot be traversed, but these six-eared macaques do not belong to the great worlds of our world, so they can be reincarnated in this other fantasy world. ”

Guanyin seems to understand whether he understands or not: "No matter where the world is, piety and kindness are always the right path! Help this six-eared macaque to be reincarnated in another world, and hope that he will be pious and good, and eventually achieve positive results. ”

After the six-eared macaque died, his weapon fell to the ground, and I saw that the iron rod was no different from the Ruyi golden hoop stick.

The Buddha pointed out: "This stick was originally a six-eared macaque portable weapon, called 'free-hearted hardcore soldier,' sword with hero, this stick is reincarnated with him." ”

The six-eared macaque slowly opened its eyes, and a strange world appeared in front of it. He had a splitting headache, and he only remembered that he was covered with a golden bowl by Rulai Lao'er in the western sky, and he couldn't use his skills. was slapped by the Monkey King on the back of his head, and then he didn't know what to do.

"What the hell is this place?" muttered the six-eared macaque, the world in front of him seemed to be a wilderness.

"Where is this? How did I get here? The six-eared macaque crawled up in a daze.

"Where's my stick?" he looked around for his weapon, but he looked around and saw that there were mountains all around, and there was no clue.

The six-eared macaque felt a chill in his heart, and the people were sticking. This hardcore soldier has never left him day and night. How did you come to this strange place for no reason today, and your stick is gone?

The sky was cloudy, "Boom!" lightning flashed and thundered, and heavy rain poured down.

"This bird dragon king, drenched me. He's tired of life, and when I find a stick and go up to heaven to spank him. The six-eared macaque thought to himself.

On the cliffs, the six-eared macaques have finally found a place to roost. There is a recess under the cliff that barely shelters from the rain.

The six-eared macaque looked up at the sky, and the heavy rain did not stop. "It seems that this old dragon king's ass is indeed itchy. No, the Dragon King's rain was ordered by the Jade Emperor. This Jade Emperor... ”

He didn't say any more, he couldn't afford to provoke the Jade Emperor, after all, Sun Wukong's experience was a lesson from the past, and he didn't want to be pressed for five hundred years.

The heavy rain was a little lighter, and the vision became clearer. The six-eared macaque looked boredly at the gloomy sky in front of him.

A black shadow appeared in the sky, and a demon dragon flew by with its wings spread outstretched, its wings more than three feet long.

"What the hell?" the six-eared macaque looked intently, he had never seen a demon dragon. "What kind of monster is this, a dragon with wings?"

Another dark shadow flashed, and a witch with a long pointed hat, a large black cloak, and a broom flew by.

"Monsters, what is she doing with a big broomstick, is she cleaning, isn't her ass panicking?" What the hell is that long-nosed old woman on a broomstick? I haven't seen it, I don't know it. Could it be that my brain was beaten stupid by that stinky monkey?

Damn the stinky monkey, I'm going to fight him for 300 rounds if I find him, and he forgets that he's a monkey too.

The rain finally stopped. The six-eared macaque shook the fur off its body, and water droplets splashed everywhere. He stretched, and the air after the rain was exceptionally fresh. The activity was moving, and he was going to look for his stick.

"somersault clouds!" the six-eared macaque flipped up with a somersault.

"Bang!" he fell to the ground.

His heart sank: Is my spell gone? Or did it just fail?

"somersault clouds!" he somersaulted again.

"Bang!" he fell to the ground again. His heart sank doubly.

"Change!" he wanted to turn into an eagle, and his body flashed. He found himself still standing still, nothing had changed.

He felt fear, he wasn't afraid when he fought with Sun Wukong, and he wasn't afraid when he saw Rulai in the west. At this moment, he was terrified.

"Change!" he shouted again, he wanted to become a big tree, and it was easier for a tree to be a big tree than to be an animal. His body flashed again, still unchanged.

"Ahh

"Bang!" the tree fell. Luckily, his fist is still there.

"Why! What is this!" shouted the six-eared macaque to the sky, and no one answered him.

The stick is gone, the somersault cloud is gone, and the seventy-two changes are gone. What else do I have? Am all my efforts gone?

The six-eared macaque jumped up and ran wildly. After the rain, the earth is moist, and the low-lying places are already full of rainwater. His foot stepped on it, and muddy water splashed everywhere. The wet branches whipped at him, and he didn't even notice it.

He ran in the wilderness, and he kept running. Tiring, not knowing the goal, not knowing the direction.

I don't know how long later, the six-eared macaque fell to the ground from exhaustion. He lay down, muddy water splashing.

He was lying in the rain, if he didn't pretend to be Sun Wukong, if he didn't achieve a positive result, if he didn't go to the west to find Rulai, if...

It's a pity that there aren't so many ifs.