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I said without hesitation: "Why have you been together for so long, I have only known you for more than ten days, I am not familiar with you, don't talk about the requirements first, reasonable can be considered, unreasonable will not work"

The donkey demon said: "We have been in hell for hundreds of years, it can be regarded as an old relationship, and in terms of our relationship, it is not too much to make me a god." ”

I suddenly realized, "You want to be an official, just say it, and cry, make trouble, and hang yourself, you can do it, okay, okay, don't you just be a god, give you one." ”

Anyway, Zhao Weixin and Selena were inexplicably sealed, and it would not be a big deal to seal Yang Weiyuan again.

The donkey demon didn't do it, "How can the god position be so hasty and simple, at least there must be a ceremony, besides, there must be a title." ”

I said: "What other ceremony, the form is not important, the important thing is whether you understand the connotation or not, what title do you want." ”

The donkey demon tentatively asked, "Is it okay for me to be the king of hell?"

Good guys, this is ambitious enough.

I said: "There are eighteen layers of hell, each layer has a demon lord, and there are countless demon kings, above the demon lord, there is also a demon emperor, this is what you say, there are still a lot of primordial demon kings in the demon king hall, this is what I saw, do you think I will make you the king of hell, can they accept it?"

"We can conquer hell," said the donkey demon, "you are so capable now, the demon lord is definitely not your opponent, even compared to the demon emperor, it is not far behind, when the time comes, you sweep the hell, I, the king of hell, will not live up to the name, everyone can accept it." ”

"I'm still sweeping hell, I'm so idle. I sneered, "I'm a state servant now, I can't do my job alone, and I'm conquering hell, so I don't have that time to spare, so I can't choose something else." ”

The donkey demon chattered for a long time, and finally said, "Then I want to hold wisdom"

I didn't control it, so I sprayed it on the spot, pointing at her and laughing until I couldn't breathe.

The donkey demon was annoyed and angry, "What are you laughing at?"

I breathed a sigh of relief, and reluctantly said with a straight face: "It's too difficult for you to be the goddess of wisdom, I'm worried that you will lower the average level of human IQ, so it is better to make you the king of hell." Forget it, you like war so much, you think about ruling one and ruling that all day long, hold the war, the goddess of war from hell, well, it sounds good, that's it. ”

The donkey demon didn't seem very satisfied.

I didn't understand it, and said with a smile: "What are you doing so seriously, isn't it just a closed play, even if you become the goddess of wisdom, you can really inspire people with wisdom."

"Seal and play" The donkey demon looked at me in surprise, "How can you treat the god position as a game for this kind of thing?"

I spread my hands and said: "Is there any meaning of reluctance, to be honest, you all say that I am a god now, but I don't feel it at all, and I can't turn stones into gold, nor can I move mountains and reclaim the sea, let alone pick the stars and change the moon, seventy-two has changed, what kind of fairy is this a joke, don't take it seriously." ”

That's definitely what I have in mind.

Immortals, that's a tall character, I don't look like a fairy from head to toe, no matter what hairs I have.

Besides, more than 20 days ago, I was a guy who couldn't collect my debts, but now I am an immortal, and I can still be a god, just kidding, Zhao Weixin has a problem with his spirit, is it not possible that the donkey demon spirit is also a problem

"You actually treat the gods as a joke" The donkey demon was shocked, "Have you already sealed other gods before?"

"I've sealed two, uh, it seems to be three" The one who accepted my power, and Iris, normally she was the same as Selena, but the last time I was in the hotel, she didn't show up at the call, so I'm a little unsure.

The donkey demon went crazy, "You haven't even figured out how many god positions you have sealed, I have never seen an unreliable god like you"

I can't help but wonder: "What have you seen like a fairy?"

The donkey demon said, "I haven't seen the main god, but I have seen a few gods sealed by the main god." I remember one time when I came to hell, it seemed that I was here to do something, and Samael personally greeted him, it was a man with eight hands, called Saro, it was said to be the god of the Holy Guard, except for the strange appearance, it didn't look like a big deal, it was far worse than Samael, but Samael was so polite that he almost offered that guy as an ancestor. ”

I analyzed: "Could it be because they are all surnamed Sa, so they were a family eight hundred years ago, maybe they were still elders and relatives, okay, no kidding, it's because the boss behind that guy is ruthless enough, and even Samael, the demon lord, is so scared But what does this have to do with me?"

The donkey demon said sternly: "Although the parallel plane of the same dimension is large, it cannot accommodate two gods, the new god is born, if the old god does not want to fall like this, he will inevitably start a god war and try to wipe out the new god, and if the new god wants to live, he will inevitably fight and kill the old god."

Damn, it sounds so strict, doesn't this mean that the new gods and the old gods will have a battle, and it must be your life and death.

Wait, there's a problem here

I asked: "Do you have to score a life or death, one of them will be as big as the dimensional net, what is the point of competing for such a low-dimensional god, if you meet a strong observer, you will become a scum in minutes, it is simply a bully in the kindergarten, it is ridiculous." ”

I have to say, our current vision is not ordinary, looking at the dimensional network, such a low-dimensional plane in the world is nothing, who cares about what the main god here is

The donkey demon shook his head and said, "If it were that simple, there wouldn't be a divine war every time a new god was born. Also, it's not the human plane, what you want to compete for is the position of the main god in all the planes of the same dimension. I don't know the details, it's also hearsay, it is said that the ascension of the main god is very different from the ascension of ordinary cultivators, but ordinary cultivators have no chance to become the main god, at most, after coming into contact with the main god, they are canonized. ”

I still don't understand why I have to engage in any god war, "I'm not interested in being the main god, if the main god comes to the door, I just take the initiative to admit defeat, it's no big deal, I'm a state official, I can't run a cult organization, that's a violation of law and discipline." ”

The donkey demon roared: "You are enough, pretending to be stupid and pretending to be two also divided into occasions, this is a very strict and serious thing, it's not that you want to surrender and admit defeat, from the moment you embark on the road of cultivating gods and ascending to the dimension, the divine war is already inevitable, and you have nowhere to escape"