Chapter 116: Mother-in-law
Alas, sister-in-law Lili, I'm tired and want to sleep for a while. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIf you're okay, go back to the house first. When Wei Guo comes back in a while, I have to discuss with him, how can I find out this shameless person? He may like to break his fingers and toes, I used to read the villain book, and saw a fun one, and when he finished breaking his fingers and breaking his toes, I asked him to take a pair of pliers, and pulled out the fingernails one by one, the nails and fingers are the most vulnerable places, pull out a piece of it, the person on the villain painting screamed like killing a pig, and pulled out two pieces, and fainted directly to death, you said that if you pull out ten or twenty, what is the concept?"
Lin Xiaoman said it with emotion, and he made a vigorous comparison, especially when he said that when he pulled out his nails, his eyes were unbearable, and he gasped coldly, and said: "In order to steal the votes, it would be too worthless to be tortured like this." Hey, they all say that God has the virtue of a good life, and if this person is a brain, he must take advantage of my sleep to stuff back the stolen things. If you don't have a brain, you may wait until your fingers are broken and your nails are pulled out before you wake up. ”
"Then what if people don't have tickets to come back?" Wen Lili asked weakly while wiping her sweat.
"I have a lot of problems, people are small and have a big temper, it's hard to describe it, love to be greedy for money is more real, these are all living on the same floor, I borrow a hundred, you either pay back a hundred back then, if you don't pay it back then, then you have to pay it back at the current level.
If I met a thief, I wouldn't be so polite...... If you steal one of my tickets, you'll have to pay back at least ten tickets, right? Sister Lili, Sister Lili, why is your face suddenly as white as powder?"
"If the man returns the things as you say, you don't care?"
"I'm taking one vote for ten votes, and I'm taking advantage of this, so why don't I make a fortune in silence? I have to shout out and let people know that I'm a greedy person? I'm not so stupid, the ancients all said, wealth is not exposed. Sister Lili, do you think this is the reason?"
"Yes, yes, Xiaoman, if you are sleepy, go to sleep, I will go back to the house and bring you some eggs, this woman sits in a small confinement, an egg is a chicken, and it is very good to eat." ”
Lin Xiaoman was almost tossed, and he was indeed tired, so he tilted his head and fell asleep.
Wen Lili went back to the house, found all the belongings, cried while touching them, and finally gritted her teeth ruthlessly, stuffed them all into the basket with eggs, carried them in her hands, and went to Xu Weiguo's house lightly.
Lin Xiaoman pricked up his ears and listened to her touch out the rolls of the big unity in the basket, put them into the small box on her cabinet with trembling hands, put them a dozen times, and then pretended to touch out a dozen eggs in the basket and put them in the vegetable pocket.
After she left, Lin Xiaoman turned over and got up, and put all the unity under the pillow and counted the points.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety...... XVII Regiment. Hey...... Yu Jiansheng's family wants to eat bran vegetables!"
After a while, Wen Lili came around again and told Lin Xiaoman that the eggs had been brought, and then looked at her carefully and remained silent.
Lin Xiaoman also said with a look of surprise: "Sister Lili, tell you a great thing, the thief who stole my house turned out to be a trench, and he didn't know how to count, my pile of lost tickets, the food stamps were all one city two and half a city catty, and he actually gave me ten times the five thousand catties and gave me back the money."
Oh, by the way, didn't you say you wanted to pay back my family's 100 yuan? Alas, I was in a bad mood at that time, and I was joking with you, we were both officers of the same battalion, and we were neighbors, so why should I ask you to borrow 100 and repay 1,000, right? Sister-in-law Lili, you still take 100, and we will settle the account. ”
Wen Lili was about to die.
She had already lost all her belongings.
But Lin Xiaoman still needs a hundred yuan!
And the words are so nice that she can't refute them. She still has to borrow it to pay it off!
Lin Xiaoman also scolded her for not knowing how to count, half a city catty, a ticket of five taels, recognized as five thousand catties......
She really wanted to ask, Lin Xiaoman, why is there such a shameless person as you in the world?
Lin Xiaoman smiled innocently and asked Wen Lili: "Sister-in-law Lili doesn't want to pay back a hundred, or does she want to pay back a thousand? Why do you stare at me so indignant? Do you think I want too little, insulting your character and looking down on your consciousness? Alas, if you really feel sorry to go, if you want to pay back a thousand, I don't dare to take it."
Xu Weihui will beat me. ”
Wen Lili covered her heart and leaned against the wall and left.
Lin Xiaoman shouted loudly: "Sister-in-law Lili, you really can't do this, borrow a hundred and pay back a hundred, don't pay me back a thousand!"
Wen Lili stretched out her hand and covered her ears vigorously, if she heard Lin Xiaoman's voice again, she would have nightmares.
She didn't want to hear it, but Lin Xiaoman was in good spirits, and called Sister Hongmei again, "Sister Hongmei, I'm hungry, Sister-in-law Lili sent eggs over, you can help me make five or six to eat." ”
Wang Hongmei saw that Wen Lili seemed to have hit a ghost, so she fell into the house and wanted to ask a few questions, but Wen Lili didn't have the heart to talk at all.
Lin Xiaoman was hungry again and wanted to eat eggs, so Wang Hongmei walked over neatly, and really gave Lin Xiaoman a few poached eggs and brought them to the bed.
"Sister Hongmei, I like to eat fried eggs, you still eat this poached egg by yourself, right?"
Wang Hongmei is also an honest child, she really thought that Lin Xiaoman hated eating poached eggs, so she ate two eggs in a small bowl.
"I'll eat two, why don't you eat some too? You can't eat hot and spicy things at this time, you can only eat boiled water." ”
"I really don't like to eat it, if you can find me some white sugar and make sugar poached eggs, I can still eat one or two. ”
Wang Hongmei smiled, "Only children love sweets." ”
"Those who eat sweets will be in a better mood. ”
"Well, then I'll ask the upstairs and downstairs who has some sugar and borrow some for you. Wang Hongmei turned around and went out again.
Lin Xiaoman sighed, what a good woman. The house is well organized, the hands are skillful, the appearance is good-natured, and the temperament is kind, and it is good for you to be familiar with it.
You say such a woman, who doesn't like her?
Wang Hongmei really got the sugar, stared at Lin Xiaoman and ate two eggs, and surrounded Lin Xiaoman to wipe her sweat.
"Sister Hongmei, when is your mother-in-law coming?"
Wang Hongmei's hand trembled, the sweat towel in her hand fell off in fright, and a touch of fear suddenly appeared on her originally smiling face.
"I don't know, it should be soon. Xiaoman, I hope she will come a few days late, otherwise, you won't be able to rest well. ”
Lin Xiaoman reached out and picked up the sweat towel, and also wiped the sweat for Wang Hongmei, "Sister Hongmei, don't be afraid." We live so close together, how dare she chew and eat you? If she really has the heart, I will also call her Broken Teeth!"