Volume 2 Chapter 6 This is how to wear it
In the first verse, this time I am my mother-in-law
The time and space spin is a little long, but Wei He is quite happy in his heart, he was worried that there will be a lot of twists and turns in this adventure, but it turned out to be nothing, it seems that kindness is rewarded. When the pen and fun www.biquge.info heard a grunt, everything seemed to stop turning, and he settled down and opened his eyes.
The image gradually became clearer, and his smile gradually stiffened, this is a vegetable garden, a very small vegetable garden, as far as the eye can see, there are fields outside, a few cottages in the distance, thin smoke, distant mountains, and the sunset. "This is not home!" Wei He stood up and walked towards the small pond next to him, and when he got closer, he had an increasingly ominous premonition: "I won't, who will cross into someone's daughter-in-law?!"
The reality appeared in the water with wrinkles, his face was full of wrinkles, his white hair was torn in a bun, he was dressed in a blue cloth dress, and he was trembling and carrying a basket. Obviously, this is not anyone's daughter-in-law, this is someone's old woman.
Wei He was annoyed, wanting to know how good it would be for Ren Tianzhen to turn his head, and at the same time began to look at this small courtyard, first, to see the story clues, and second, to see if he might find half a green brick back.
The yard is very small, the outside is a thin fence half a person high, the inside is not big, there is no need to separate bricks, this cluster is peppers, that cluster is tomatoes, this one is greens, that tooth is shallots, it looks like it is enough to make a living every day, there are a lot of weeds on the ground, walked two steps, and walked to a small brick house, this brick house with a chimney, is a kitchen look, turn a corner, it is an ordinary small hall house, there is no courtyard wall at the door, so there is no courtyard gate, there is no plaque at the door of the tile house, only a small step, Wei He had to walk over in annoyance and sit downใ
At this time, black smoke suddenly came out of the kitchen, Wei He quickly stood up, put a stick on the pillar, and rushed into the house.
Section 2: I'm actually a daughter-in-law
Guess where the black smoke came from? Yes, Ren Tianzhen did it.
For Ren Tianzhen, she has never practiced this kind of kitchen! You think, when she opened her eyes, she found herself in front of the board, holding a small kitchen knife, and she was already clever when she cut her fingers without paying attention, she looked around at that time, a small broken earth house, a big stove, a small pot, a wooden table, a small vegetable basket, what is this, what is this, okay Wei Wei, what kind of bricks did you fall?!
Who am I? What kind of dish are I making now? Or is it soup? How much do several people eat? I don't know! When she saw that the pot hadn't been raised yet, she walked to the water tank and took a photo, didn't she turn me into Granny Liang?!
Fortunately, the water shows that she is a pretty good-looking girl, a little thin, wearing a skirt, a small floral fabric, and a little earthy in color.
Ren Tianzhen hurriedly walked around the hall again, no one, no one, yes, the situation of Shenma? No matter, I'll show my talents, make a delicious meal by myself, and then talk about it when I'm full, well, there's a carrot, an egg, a green onion... Okay, let's stall some radish egg cakes, make more, and go out to find Wei Wei.
Ren Tianzhen didn't have many problems with the knife work, and after a while, the finely chopped cloves of various colors were cut, and then she found out that the problem came, there is no microwave oven in this kind of place, and the induction cooker and rice cooker naturally don't think about it, then, this stove... Is it useful for swelling?
Ren Tianzhen saw that there was a stack of grass in the corner, so he went over and grabbed it, walked to the stove and thought for a while, thinking, there is a groove under this pot, isn't the gas stove all fire sticking to the pot, it should be here.
So, soon, it was not just the pot that was black...
When Wei He arrived, Ren Tianzhen's face was gray and black, and he fanned indiscriminately, he hurriedly walked over, picked up a scoop of cold water and splashed it, poofใใใใใใ Ben's squeaky pot let out a dull deflated sound, and the smoke cleared, looking at each other's gray faces.
Section 3: Widowed mothers-in-law and orphan daughters-in-law
"Are you?" Ren Tianzhen raised his arm and wiped his face, looking at the old woman.
"Are you?" Wei steadied his crutches and looked at the young woman.
Their hearts were beating at an accelerated pace, how should they ask? What is that poem? Wei He is very remorseful, how can he forget the words when they come to his lips?
Ren Tianzhen thought, it shouldn't be Wei Wei, she hesitated for a moment, and said: "That, hello old woman, how to use this stove?" But as soon as the words came out, she regretted it, what a reluctant, she grinned and looked at Wei in embarrassment.
For Wei from the mountains, this stove is still similar, given that she is now an old woman, it is inconvenient to cook in person, so she compared: "Put the grass down, yes, here, good, then fan the fire, okay, and then........."
Wei He was sharing the food, thinking about it, and wanted to open his mouth to ask several times, but he didn't know how to say it appropriately, finally, he mustered up the courage and decided to try, Ren Ren likes Dong Chou's songs, and he should be able to understand, so he said: "That, girl, good cooking, Fan Tessi."
"I didn't cook the rice," Ren Tianzhen was confused, and instead, she smiled.
The two of them sat at the small stool table in the kitchen, holding hands, for a while, they all laughed, first laughing at Wei He became an old woman, and then laughing at Ren Tianzhen who couldn't use the stove, Ren Tianzhen was not convinced, glared at him, Wei He raised his wrinkled hand and went to wipe her face: "Little flower cat Ren Ren!"
The two of them leaned on the shelf bed, like a pair of mother and daughter, discussing and thinking, they felt that eighty percent of the characters were a pair of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, because the daughter's words should generally be married, but no one could be sure, after all, there was no man in the family, and the widowed mother-in-law probably had no objection, because the family that went to the house before was also a widowed mother-in-law, is this family still a widowed daughter-in-law?
But the two of them were also very relieved, the next day, they began to search around the house, find half a brick early and go home early, after all, they are not actors, they always play others, they are not practical, and they are not the kind of plot that travels to the court. But I just couldn't find it, and the bricks were gone, not even in the weeds in the yard.
Section 4: The expedition boy returns to his hometown
So, under the guise of taking her mother-in-law for a walk, the two of them were in the field, slowly looking around, and occasionally villagers passed by, all of whom praised and said, seeing how filial the daughter-in-law of the Wei family is, take her mother-in-law out to relax, it turns out that this family is also surnamed Wei, and Wei is very happy. "Don't be happy! the bricks haven't been found yet!" Ren Tianzhen sometimes wanted to pinch him in a hurry, but he couldn't, he couldn't abuse his mother-in-law, right.
On this day, I heard from a distance that the entrance of the village was very lively, Ren Tianzhen helped Wei He to walk slowly on the road, intending to see the excitement, and when he got closer, it turned out to be some men, wearing red silk, hugging and crying with the village women.
Hmm, conscripted into the army? Ren Tianzhen came up with this strange word in his head.
"Mother,... "Lady" a young man suddenly took them in his arms, his handsome face was carved with wind and frost, simple buns, short beatings of coarse cloth, and a few cracks on his hands.
The brains of the two unprepared people were blank, and it took a long time before they let go.
"I'm back," the young man was still excited.
"Ahh
"Mrs. Wei, this is your son's graphite!" said the old men and aunts next to him.
"Ah, ah, hehe, son, I want to die mom... Wei He hurriedly greeted him, and gave a hug tremblingly, "I can't slow down for a while" The person next to him quipped, "Yes, yes" Wei He smiled.
Graphite's gaze turned to Ren Tianzhen, a little handsome, Ren Tianzhen couldn't help but drift for a moment, she quickly lowered her head, made a blessing, and glanced at Wei Wei at the same time, when the other party made a plan to hug, Mrs. Wei took his hand and said tremblingly:
"Son, let's go home."
Ren Tianzhen was busy making dinner, Wei He had a sentence and his son, it turned out that this child came back from the battle, although he won in the end, but after all, there were only a few who came back alive, and he couldn't help but remind people of the poems that Li Bai Dufu once made.
Wei He was very involved in the drama and served him at the dinner table, and Ren Tianzhen was also more involved in the service, full of wine and food, and it was already completely dark.
Section 5: This is my wife
When it comes to his wife, Wei He can't enter the play at all, for example, after dinner, do you want Ren Ren to accompany him to bed? Ren Tianzhen is also very contradictory, Wei is also very contradictory, at this time, he had to make do with the idea, Wei He imitated Ren Tianzhen's previous way, and said: "Son, it's been many years, let's talk with my mother at night."
Without waiting for him to agree, Ren Tianzhen was very virtuous, so he went to make a small bed.
One night passed.
The next day, Wei Graphite was going to take his wife on an outing, and Mrs. Wei quickly pretended to have a headache in a hurry, Ren Tianzhen declined the doctor's suggestion, saying that it was her mother-in-law's old problem, and she was not in the way to rest, she sat next to her with a stool, held a towel, and said to him: "Xianggong, you just come back to rest first", Graphite was considerate, grabbed her hand, and said: "Lady, I'll come, I've worked hard for you all these years", which made Wei He so angry that he rolled his eyes on the shelf bed.
The three of them were so embarrassed to endure another day.
On the third day, Wei Shimo accompanied the old lady who "still had a little headache" to sit in the small garden and drink tea, took the opportunity to take things, ran to the kitchen, hugged Ren Tianzhen, and said: "Lady, thank you for your hard work"
"No, it's not in the way" Ren Tian's embarrassed sweat was about to come down, and the little embrace as warm as Wei Wei was not pushed, nor was it if he didn't push. "Pot, pot is going to be mushy!"
"Ahem," Wei stood at the door with a long face.
"Mother, what's the matter?"
"It's okay, this is my wife, you have to touch less. Old woman Wei said with a dark face
"Huh?" Wei Shimo looked dazed: "Wife, old woman, lady, what do you mean?"
"Wei Wei!" Ren Tianzhen ran over and pinched him.
"We told him to do it, so that he wouldn't do anything. "Wei Wei, he is an ancient person, after all, we use the identity of other people's wives, he will inevitably misunderstand" "Then tell him!" Wei He obviously turned over the vinegar jar, "What if I can't go back?!" Ren Tianzhen was also anxious: "Let's take a look" "It's still slow?!
"Mother, mother, what happened at home"
"It's none of your business!" the two men said in unison.