Chapter 146: The Thirty Years of the Chinese New Year's Eve I
[Super Chivalrous Doctor Group: Brothers who 251782965 support join the group, steaming and frying are waiting for the brothers to come, ask for recommendations]
The thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve is approaching in a blink of an eye, which is the traditional festival of the Chinese, Ww Wlā for family reunion
Hua Tianyu's mobile phone started at six o'clock in the evening, and all kinds of text messages and WeChat came one after another, all of which were words of greetings and blessings.
Hua Tianyu turned on the group sending function, mobile phone contacts, WeChat contacts, and all the annoyances sent greetings.
But some people can't just send text messages, such as Tian Jingyun, Wu Zuorong, Tian Manqiong, Yan Ruyu and others.
Especially Tian Jingyun, Hua Tianyu was afraid that he wouldn't be able to get through when it was too late, so he called early. Tian Jingyun seemed very happy to receive his call, chatted with him for a few words, and encouraged Hua Tianyu to study hard and do a good job, but just a few simple words made Hua Tianyu feel comfortable.
I don't know how many people in the entire Liaodong Province want to call Tian Jingyun tonight to greet the New Year, but there are very few people who can make Tian Jingyun answer the phone.
After Tian Jingyun said a few words to him, he gave the phone to Tian Manqiong, who spent the New Year at his father's house.
After paying New Year's greetings, Hua Tianyu complained: "Sister Manqiong, why did you get me so many valuable gifts." ”
Tian Manqiong said with a smile: "Is it the New Year, and you can't go over to visit your uncle and aunt, give a little gift, you don't have to think about it, my sister treats you as a younger brother, you just accept the gift you give, don't be polite to me." ”
Hua Tianyu smiled bitterly and said: "Sister Manqiong, I knew that you would say this, you played the family card well, and you played it specifically on my soft underbelly, you are a sugar-coated cannonball, making me in a dilemma." Next time you do this, I'll take off the sugar coating for you, and I'll shoot you back the shells. ”
Hua Tianyu regretted a little after speaking, the latter sentence doesn't seem to be appropriate, what to pick it down and call it back, Sister Manqiong, don't get me wrong.
Fortunately, Tian Manqiong didn't think about it so much, he smiled, said a few more words and gave the phone to Nan Nan.
During this time, Xiao Nannan and Hua Tianyu also established a relationship, Hua Tianyu had a child, and the little guy left an uncle and an uncle on the phone, and chatted on the phone for a long time.
As soon as the phone was put down, Yan Ruyu's phone came in, and as soon as it was connected, she said, "Little brother, do you want your sister to take the initiative to give you New Year's greetings?" Why don't you call your sister?"
Hua Tianyu hurriedly greeted the New Year: "Sister Ruyu has a good New Year, I wish Sister Ruyu a happy New Year, all the best, in the new year, all the best, more and more beautiful, more and more beautiful, blessing such as the East China Sea, longevity than Nanshan"
"Okay, okay, I'm confused when I hear it, is my mouth so sweet and dry? Yan Ruyu's voice was sparkling on the phone, which made Hua Tianyu get goosebumps.
"Do you know where my sister is?"
Hua Tianyu said: "In Tianning, do you still need to guess?"
Yan Ruyu said: "Wrong, I'm downstairs at your house!"
"What?" Hua Tianyu jumped up like stepping on a cat's tail and ran to the balcony to look down. Hua Mu couldn't figure it out.
"Why didn't I see it!" Hua Tianyu said weakly.
"Lie to you and believe it!" Yan Ruyu let out a giggle laugh, Hua Tianyu said: "Can you still do it, it scares me to death." ”
"What do you mean? I'm not welcome?"
Hua Tianyu knew that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly replied: "Where is it, Sister Ruyu wants to come, I can't invite it, as long as you are willing to come, the little brother will be swept away." ”
"Cut, this trick is still good for deceiving a little girl who is not deeply involved in the world, it is useless for me, my sister is past the age of listening to sweet words, so you can save it." By the way, do you like the gift from your sister?"
Hua Tianyu said with a weak heart: "I like it, how can I not like the gift given by Sister Ruyu." The reason why Hua Tianyu was weak was because he hadn't had time to open the box of gifts given by Yan Ruyu, and he put them under the bed in his bedroom.
Yan Ruyu chuckled: "If you like it, it's good-looking!"
"It's beautiful, I like it. Hua Tianyu answered neatly.
Yan Ruyu said, "What about the size?"
Hua Tianyu replied: "The size is just right." ”
Yan Ruyu said in a loud voice: "It's comfortable to use!"
Hua Tianyu replied: "Of course it's very comfortable, very comfortable." ”
Yan Ruyu said in a greasy voice: "Then do you use it every night?"
Hua Tianyu didn't even think about it: "It's comfortable to use, of course it's used every night." ”
Yan Ruyu chuckled: "Comfortable and have to use less, otherwise it will hurt your body, you have to take it easy, although you are young and in good health, but you can't be too much, my sister is afraid of tired you, no matter how good the cow is, you can't plow the land every day!"
Hua Tianyu was confused when he heard it, what did Yan Ruyu mean.
The two chatted for a while about the future production, and then hung up the phone.
Hua Tianyu returned to the bedroom, thought about it, and cut open the paper box that Yan Ruyu gave him with a knife. Inside is a set of men's clothing, inside and out, a full set. He flipped down, and then he saw a very tightly packed black box.
He found scissors to cut open the box, opened it, and his face immediately turned red, and he sat on the ground with his butt, almost not throwing the box on the ground. Hua Mu leaned in when she heard the movement and asked, "Tianyu, what are you doing?"
"It's okay, Mom!" Hua Tianyu hurriedly turned the box over, for fear that his mother would see what was inside.
Waiting for Hua Mu to leave, Hua Tianyu gritted his teeth with hatred, this goblin, this damn Yan goblin.
The black box contained nothing else, but an inflatable doll, an inflatable doll for men. No wonder Yan Ruyu used that tone to talk to him, and he also cooperated with Yan Ruyu to say, 'It's very comfortable, and the size is just right', mud horse, can it still work, can it still work.
Hua Tianyu can't wait to pull Yan Ruyu over now, slap her with a big slap on her pink ass, and let her scream for mercy, otherwise it will be difficult to understand the hatred in his heart.
Hate to hate, Hua Tianyu has really never seen this kind of thing, mud horse, inflatable doll, this is a legendary otaku artifact.
Hua Tianyu gently closed the bedroom door, locked it from the inside, and then turned the black box over and carefully took out the doll.
The pink doll began to inflate automatically as it was taken out of the box, Hua Tianyu was dumbfounded, the packaging was in Japanese, and the inflatable doll produced by this mud horse little Japanese devil was high-end.
After the inflatable doll completed the automatic inflation process, Hua Tianyu's eyes were straight, what is the difference between this mud horse and a real person, except that he can't move or speak, this silicone skin and real person have a fight, Hua Tianyu involuntarily reacted.
Even he himself was startled, he could mud a horse in front of a lifeless doll, and scolded Yan Ruyu, a dead pervert, this perverted woman, but his eyes kept looking back and forth on the extremely beautiful doll.
It was not easy to calm down my impatient heart.
Find the manual, figure out how to deflate, carefully release the gas in the doll's body, and when I wanted to put her back, I saw the pink mysterious area inside the box, and it was as if it was real, Hua Tianyu was enthusiastic, and hurriedly stuffed the doll back, and then sealed the box.
He was still not at ease, and found the tape again, sealing the left and right three layers of the box, if this mud horse was seen, his innocence in this life would be ruined, this person died goblin, this dead pervert.
Hua Tianyu kept cursing Yan Ruyu. After sealing the box, he took it downstairs directly, and Hua Mu asked, "What are you doing downstairs?"
Hua Tianyu said weakly: "Mom, it's okay, I put the things I want to bring back in the car, I'm afraid I will forget it when I leave." ”
"What's the hurry, I didn't leave until the sixth day of the new year, pack up my things so early, and come back quickly to help me make dumplings." ”
Hua Tianyu, who was speaking, had already gone downstairs. He walked to the garbage bin in the community, hesitated, and threw the black box inside.
After taking a few steps back, thinking of the beautiful appearance of the inflatable doll, Hua Tianyu was a little reluctant in his heart, he gritted his teeth and walked back to the garbage can, struggling in his heart whether to pick it up, this is really muddy.
Hua Tianyu's face was flushed, he thought for a while, looked at no one around, quietly picked up the box again, and then ran back like a thief, but after running a few steps, he regretted a little, what were he doing.
Curious, impulsive, or this mud horse is really entangled, and it's a little reluctant to throw it away, it's a real imported original, an artifact that many otaku dream of.
But why did the mud horse keep it? Isn't it really going to be against a doll, a doll hooked out the evil fire in Hua Tianyu's heart.
After pestering for a while, and finally ruthlessly, he grabbed the doll and walked directly to the garbage bin and threw it in, and then walked back to his car without looking back.
Then he picked up his mobile phone and replied to Yan Ruyu with five words: "You are a dead pervert!"
After a while, Yan Ruyu came back with a long list of laughing expressions
[The little friend who didn't understand this chapter stood in the corner and played the little brother a hundred times: in a bad laugh! I'm writing about a boy's growth into a man's cognitive process of sex, little brothers who come over, you know!!
Girls, don't scold me for being perverted, this is a man's ignorance and cognition of sex, which is such a psychological process. Confucius said: It is not an exaggeration to say that people have a taste for color. 】