Chapter 4 The female catcher in the six doors, introducing the work
"Sister, this guy is really crazy, but his paintings are really good-looking. "Shiyin is free.
And Shiyin's sister immediately took out the phone and dialed 110, but the police came faster than expected, and the policewoman who started rushed over, and when she saw Shiyin, she smiled: "Sister Shiyin, Sister Shiyun, oh, no, sister-in-law, I'm in time!"
"Chen Yan, it's actually you!" Shiyin smiled.
"Chen Yan, your brother hasn't proposed to me yet!" Tang Shiyun's face turned red instantly.
"Hehe, sooner or later, which of you called the police?What the hell is going on?" Chen Yan didn't give Tang Shiyun a chance to argue, and immediately asked.
"It's me, comrade policeman, this dead pervert beats up a bunch of us and paints on our backs!"
"Hey, when did you recruit a female head catcher in the six doors?" Song Ci finished drawing another peony picture.
"Poof!" Chen Yan almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of water: "What are you talking about?"
"Comrade policeman, this friend of mine is a little nervous, don't be surprised by him, he thinks he is a member of the Song Dynasty! Yesterday I heard that the Great Song Dynasty was destroyed, and Yue Fei was unjustly killed and cried!" Xie Tianyu was still righteous at the critical moment.
Chen Yan asked the whole story of the matter, staring at Song Ci with wide eyes and curiosity: "You beat them all by yourself?"
"No, yesterday the splashy tiger bullied us, and broke my head, of course I fought with him, today he is looking for this scar to take revenge, I want to bully my friends and my people, I see that the dragon tattooed on the back of this scar is too ugly, so I scraped it off and redrew a picture of the dragon driving the clouds, catch the lord, how about you take a look?"
"Uh-uh, can you stop being a mouthful, and can you not tell me to catch Lord Kuai, you all go back to the bureau with me!" Chen Yan said.
In the end, this matter ended with the initiative of Scar and others, after all, they have more or less a criminal record in the Public Security Bureau, and they will suffer when they argue, a group of people are ready to beat others in groups, but they were beaten by the crowd, does anyone believe this matter?
Chen Yan and others are naturally better than less, and the mediation was successful, but there was an unexpected gain in registering Song Ci's information into the public security system: "Boy, you are lucky, your ID card was lost at the train station, and someone just picked it up and handed it over to the Public Security Bureau, you go and take a registration portrait and take away your ID card and information!"
"Hurry up, sir, can I find a job if I get that guide?" Song Ci tried to speak less awkwardly.
"You don't understand people, do you? I'm a policewoman, not a quick catcher, if you do this again, I'm going to send you to a mental hospital!" Chen Yan was about to go crazy.
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Chen Yan later repeated Song Ci's words to Tang Shiyin, and when Tang Shiyun listened to it, the second daughter laughed and fell.
"Chen Yan, you said that he is still a top student of WH University? Sister, I think he is good at painting, isn't our company recruiting new people to join the planning department and the publicity department recently? Do you think we can introduce him in?" Tang Shiyin asked.
"Then you have to ask, is his computer operation good? That guy is a man when he opens and closes, and he lives purely in the second dimension, but don't return all the computers to the teacher, then the introduction will not be talented, or cumbersome, he can't bear it himself, and we will be scolded!" Tang Shiyun thought about things more thoroughly.
"Yes, but he saved us, let me introduce him to my friend Qin Gui's restaurant to help first, it's really uncomfortable to see him in trouble as a beggar!" Tang Shiyin said.
"Sister Shiyin, you're the best! I think it's good to place this guy like this, otherwise he will make trouble for us when he encounters Scar and those little gangsters in the future!"
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"Brother Gongjin, are you still alive?" Xie Tianyu asked.
"Return your sister, why are you imitating the ancients to speak?" Song Ci said.
"Uh, uh, uh, you didn't do this first, I told you earlier, that's a female policeman, not a female arrester. Xie Tianyu said.
"Stupid, of course I know it's a female policeman, if I don't say that the female arrester is fast, she thinks I'm not nervous, can she let us get out so quickly?" Song Ci walked out of the police station with Xie Tianyu triumphantly.
And Chen Yan, who was about to inform Song Ci of a job introduction, broke Song Ci's information, and Tang Shiyin was also dumbfounded: "This bastard is quite smart." ”
"Sister Shiyin, you have to help me cure him!" Chen Yan muttered in Tang Shiyin's ear, Tang Shiyin laughed after hearing it: "No problem, Qin Gui is a famous salesman in our company, and he is a guy who pretends to be crazy and stupid, so he can't be caught?"
"Don't worry, we have a record here, Song Ci doesn't have a mobile phone, the one next to him named Xie Tianyu left a mobile phone number, we have inquired, it is real-name registration. Chen Yan said.
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"Oh my God, she must still be calling me!Only she knows my number!" Xie Tianyu was extremely excited, holding an old Nokia.
"What kind of strange thing is this? It can actually make a sound?" Song Ci vigilantly took a brick in his hand.
"Stupid, this is a phone, living in Huaxia Guojin City in 2017, you don't even know the mobile phone? I want to destroy you on behalf of the stars!" Xie Tianyu was ashamed, and then connected the phone: "Hey? still, is it you? I'm Tianyu, I'm waiting for your phone call to collapse, where did you move to your new home? uh, are you looking for Song Ci? No, who are you?"
"Song Ci, come and answer the phone!" Xie Tianyu smiled weirdly and quietly turned on the hands-free.
"Song Ci, I'm very grateful to you for saving me today, my Tang Shiyin will repay me for my kindness, look at how you are so planted, I have a colleague who opened a restaurant in Fenglin Community, and there is a shortage of waiters, 3,000 yuan a month, will you go?" Tang Shiyin got straight to the point.
"Beauty, let's go, do you want someone from your colleague?" Xie Tianyu hurriedly said, and then glanced at Song Ci.
Song Ci looked confused: "Is this talking to me?
"Song Ci, bastard, you must take me with you, count me unlucky, I actually met such a primitive species as you, I don't even have a mobile phone, are you really back from the Song Dynasty?" Xie Tianyu shouted.
Tang Shiyin also turned on the speakerphone here, and when she heard the conversation on the other end of the phone, she desperately covered her mouth: "Sister, I can't do it, this Song Ci is too funny!"
"Didn't Chen Yan also say that this guy had been beaten with a brick before? I guess he was beaten stupidly, Shiyin, don't bully others. "Tang Shiyun's heart is not bad.
"Don't worry, Qin Gui will be measured. I can't imagine that this creator is really magical, he can create a flawless man like his quasi-brother-in-law Chen Danqing, and he can also create such a strange character as Song Ci!" Tang Shiyin said with a smile.