Chapter 448: Demon Express
I took a closer look, and the one in the black hole had his legs on fire in a tracksuit with a red armband!
Hey, it's an acquaintance, oh no, it's a familiar!
Isn't this the courier guy who delivered me the Devil's Heart last time?
I greeted warmly, "Hello, it's you again, are you the one who covered this piece?"
"No, no, it won't be me next time!" The demon brother is too big to see his head at all, and he can only see his voice, so he feels a little trembling, "Guest, I was rude just now, please sign for your courier, I won't go out to serve you!" As he spoke, he carefully placed the boxy box in his hand in front of me. ćć[Burn^ę^书åŗ][]. [774] [buy].]
The whole box shimmered with a metallic luster, and the surface was covered with patterned magic words, which looked like a work of art.
Now I can read the demon language.
The red armband on the courier brother's arm reads "United", which should be the name of his courier company.
On the front of the box, there is a line of big words "Standard Export Magic Food", and there are rows of small characters next to it, "Quality Inspection", "Sanitary Quarantine Qualified", "Taste Test Qualified", "Only for Export and Not for Domestic Sales", etc., it seems that this box of Magic Food wants to be exported and is quite intolerable.
I took a closer look, and it was a sign.
The demon courier brother took out another paper bag and put it on the box, "This is the loan agreement of the Hell Plane Development Bank, please check it carefully, sign for it and put it back in the bag!"
I picked up the paper bag and pulled out the loan agreement.
Good guy, the paper bag looks deflated, but the agreement that comes out is a thick stack, like a Xinhua dictionary.
This Nima is an agreement, or a web novel, this length is too touching!
The key question is, I don't have time, how can I read it from beginning to end?
I wanted to catch the donkey demon and summon it, but there was no response. I just remembered the last time the Flame Demon King came over for the Donkey Demon, it was the same, as soon as the courier appeared, he disappeared, saying that it was some kind of rule restriction or something, and it didn't seem like he was lying to me.
I cĒo grass turned a few pages, full of various terms. I was dizzy to see and look at the time. Nima, another minute passed!
After a moment's hesitation, I went straight to the last page and signed my name.
It's in duplicate in total, and after signing, stuff one back into the paper bag, and the demon courier brother took the paper back, and his hands were a little trembling, and I was not surprised to see it. Kindly asked, "Are you cold?"
The demon courier brother didn't answer me, "The company will send the agreement back to the bank, and the loan manager will contact you at that time!"
After saying the last sentence, he turned around and ran, and in the blink of an eye, he ran away, only vaguely hearing him shouting to someone: "I want to change districts." It's not that the world is safe, why does this dangerous guy run into it twice in a row, it's really not a matter of taking the lives of our employees......"
It made me confused, and I didn't pay much attention to him!
Just as he was pondering, the donkey demon flashed and appeared, "It's done." Then hurry up, take this box of demon food, and eat it quickly when you get there, rest assured that the special spell blessing in this box will be blessed, even if you go to force the will to wait, it's no problem!"
I grabbed him and said angrily, "Are you cheating on me?"
"What, you, no!" the donkey demon panicked, his eyes rolling. Don't dare to look at me, "How can I cheat you, the loan interest rate of the development bank is a little higher, but their procedures are the fastest, aren't you in a hurry, change to another bank, you can't get down for half a month! ā
I said, "Who said that the Shadow Spear needs to burn soul fragments to use, where can I find it!"
The donkey demon immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "So that's it, you didn't understand." When you speak of soul fragments, you are soul fragments. When the soul is active, it will continue to produce discarded saliva, and as it is generated, the soul will be discharged and automatically dissipated, and the more powerful the soul, the more soul saliva will be generated, and we usually collect soul saliva, but you humans don't need it, your soul saliva, and your soul saliva, is enough to support...... Uh, you seem to be missing a life fire, so you don't have a soul to salivate...... Damn, you still owe me a broken soul, I'm too busy to forget......"
I said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense, then what should I do now? I can't use the Shadow Spear at all!"
The donkey demon sighed and said, "Forget it, I'll give you another soul saliva, save some use, this is my own private room!"
In less than half a minute, the black hole opened again, and it was still the demon courier brother, and he felt that his voice was about to cry, "Hello guest, please sign for your courier!"
Another boxy package was delivered.
After I signed it, the demon courier brother couldn't help but say: "What else did you order in hell, can you send it all at once, you see, it's not easy for us to do express delivery, we make less money, the risk is high, and it's easy to lose your life." You say, I have to risk my life every day to earn this little money......"
I was surprised, "What are you talking about? I didn't even want to do anything to you? ā
The demon courier brother said: "You are a big man, how can you care about a little shrimp like me, but the problem is here! You killed me at a casual glance, you may not take it to heart, for you and I are the ant-like storage zĆ i, please let me go, don't send anything during this time, I will go back and go through the resignation procedures, I won't do it if I don't do it?"
Damn, even if you're a courier, you're a demon, as for your feelings, are you so fragile?
I put the contract in my satchel first, and first opened the soul-shattering package, which was a long-necked bottle filled with a liquid that shimmered blue, and it looked so tempting.
Then I opened the magic food box, and there were rows of square-like pastry-like things neatly placed inside, exuding an intoxicating atmosphere.
I couldn't hold back, picked it up and took a bite.
Grunt, Nima, almost missed her teeth!
I pinched it hard, it was so hard, it looked like a stone!
Before I could figure it out, the donkey demon came out, and when he saw me pinching the devil food, he grinned his teeth, so he covered his belly and laughed loudly, "You're too greedy, it's a stone, how can you bite and eat it directly, and you're not afraid of knocking your teeth out!"
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