The first horn horn

"Don't. Ren Tianzhen stopped Xi Xiaoguang in time and shook his head at him.

Xi Xiaoguang knocked his fist on his leg, as if he was unwilling to replace Ren Tianzhen, he looked at Ren Tianzhen, Ren Tianzhen looked cowardly, and the cowardly person really had no temper.

The two of them sat in the car without saying a word until they reached the old street.

As soon as the car stopped, the passengers slowly got up, took the luggage, woke up the companions, dragged the bear children, and then you pushed me and swarmed down.

Ren Tianzhen and Xi Xiaoguang didn't get up, they sat quietly, and they kept watching Wei He and his friends in the front row get out of the car with a smile, and they glanced at each other.

"Sister, they're gone. ”

"Well, let's go too. ”

As soon as Ren Tianzhen got out of the car, Xi Xiaoguang's mouth seemed to have been borrowed and returned, and he whispered beside her.

"Sister, is that boy your ex-boyfriend? When did you meet? How long have you been talking? Where is his family? Go to work or school? Why have I never heard you mention it? I look very honest and simple, I am handsome without your brother, haha, hey, sister, don't go, why did you break up, did he bully you? Why don't you let me clean him up, if he bullies you, see if I don't call the third brother to go and blow his head together!"

The second session of the trumpet class

Ren Tianzhen stopped, tilted his head and looked at him with an expression that I didn't want to speak, Xi Xiaoguang still didn't give up, he couldn't hold back, he continued to push Ren Tianzhen forward, not letting her stare at him, while continuing to break the casserole: "Sister, sister, don't stare at me like this, I'm just curious, look, that girl is so cute, is it his new girlfriend?" Such a cute little girl, it shouldn't be that she robbed your boyfriend, it's really, people can't look good, they can't see it at all!"

Ren Tianzhen was so angry that he didn't want to speak.

Xi Xiaoguang thought for a while and said: "But such a soft and cute girl, a man can't resist it, if she runs over and shouts Brother Xi at me every day, Brother Xi, I can't stand it!"

Ren Tianzhen had no choice but to find a green flower bed on the side of the road and sit down, and said to Xi Xiaoguang softly: "There are not so many things, it's just that I am passionate." ”

I thought that saying this would stop the gossip on the other side, but I never thought that Xi Xiaoguang became more interested after hearing it, and he laughed and said: "Hey, what should I be, it turned out to be a crush!"

"Who has a crush!" Ren Tianzhen thought about it, but still held this sentence back in his head.

"Sister, unrequited love is not cost-effective, so don't take it too seriously!" Xi Xiaoguang waved his hand excitedly as he spoke, as if he had become an emotional expert confidant big brother.

"Ouch, you seem to understand it very well?" Ren Tianzhen suddenly lost her temper, and she looked at the self-righteous Xi Xiaoguang with tears and laughter.

"That's not, according to my years of research, if a guy likes you, he will definitely confess to you, if you need to chase down the hints, then he either doesn't like you, or he is a scumbag who wants to hang you. Take 10,000 steps back, if this kind of person likes you, then you can't ask for it. ”

"Oh, why?" Ren Tianzhen was curious.

"Because he is not good at communication, he does not handle problems well, he does not take the initiative, he wants you to come forward for everything, and if he really talks about it in the future, there will be a lot of emotional problems. ”

Section 3 Stinky Essence

Ren Tianzhen laughed innocently, and she rubbed Xi Xiaoguang's curly short hair: "You little brain, where did you learn these crooked heresies, and you still have one set of them." ”

"What a fallacious reasoning, I'm the truth!"

Xi Xiaoguang said unconvinced.

"The truth has been practiced, your little girl is so good, how can you still have this kind of emotional theory experience?

Ren Tianzhen looked at him with a wicked smile.

"No, no, I'm all looking at the good girls around me who are arched by pigs, and if you see too much, you won't understand, like your brother and me, right, so handsome, right, suave, a talent, Yushu Linfeng, how could I have a crush, of course, the little girls lined up to have a crush on me!"

The more Xi Xiaoguang talked, the more beautiful it became, and he also reached out to sort out the unbuttoned coat and shook it, and brushed his bangs by the way.

"Stop, stop, I'm going to vomit!" Ren Tianzhen pressed his hand: "Mom, where did the stinky beauty come from, the narcissistic breath has overflowed!"

Xi Xiaoguang also laughed embarrassedly.

"Okay, then, handsome emotional expert, can you give me an answer?"

"That's necessary, you just ask. ”

"Well, for example, you used to know a boy and liked each other very much, and then you haven't seen each other for a long, long, long time, and now you come back to him, but the boy doesn't know you anymore, and there are other girls around you, what do you do?"

"!" Xi Xiaoguang's eyes widened.

Fourth Quarter: Walk and go

"Sister, this is the story of you and that Brother Wei" Xi Xiaoguang looked at her sympathetically: "This is too miserable, I can make a TV series." ”

"Just say what to do. Ren Tianzhen puffed out his mouth.

"This is not something that can be explained in a while, first of all, well, you have to find out what the relationship between that girl and him, whether it is a girlfriend or not, what has it become, don't wait for you to be sad for a long time, it turns out that the person is the boy's cousin. ”

"Probably not, I haven't heard of it. ”

After Xi Xiaoguang said, Ren Tianzhen was suddenly a little uncertain, and suddenly there was a hint of expectation in his heart.

But reason still pulled her back to reality: "What if it's really a girlfriend, the kind that has developed well?"

When Ren Tianzhen said this, he didn't have any confidence at all, not only did he not have the confidence to have a lot of associations that were not good at all, and he had a lot of terrible fantasies, what if they kissed, what if they already lived together? Could it be that he had already met his parents......

Xi Xiaoguang waved his hand in front of her: "Hey, hey, sister, what do you think?"

"Nothing, what do you think?"

"Then it's just cold dressing. ”

Xi Xiaoguang spread his hands: "Then you can only blame fate for being too contrived, unless you have to wait and see, what if they break up?"

"It doesn't seem kind. Ren Tianzhen said hesitantly.

"It's not worth waiting silly, my sister," Xi Xiaoguang said, "Why not a grass at the end of the world?"

“.......”

"Let's go, let's go eat delicious food, don't think about these things, put down the baggage, start again, it's really not good, your brother and I will introduce you to a few good handsome young men." ”

Seeing Xi Xiaoguang's appearance of guaranteeing the ticket, Ren Tianzhen suddenly laughed: "Just you, can you introduce me to a good handsome young man?" I'd better find it myself, let's go, eat, I'll ask you to masturbate!"

"There are strings!" Xi Xiaoguang's eyes lit up: "Let's go, let's go!"

"After eating the skewers, we're going to shout songs!"

"Okay, roar!"

"After yelling at the song, let's go to the bar for a drink!"

"Wait for Sister Hui, just pull down your drink, have you ever been to a bar?"

"Nope. ”

"Then pull it down, then go back to rest after the song! I don't want to be beaten by the third brother. ”

"Cut!"