Chapter Twenty-Eight, Banana Man
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At noon, after a lunch break for a while, Nana Hashimoto did not come to Uesugi Muneyuki's office as promised.
After seeing the dentist, the dentist said that the girl's teeth were not a big problem, and that correction and adjuvant treatment would be enough, but some of the girl's teeth had decayed and needed treatment.
"Just do it all, and the cost will be mine. Uesugi said naturally.
"I can't... Nana Hashimoto hurriedly spoke out to stop her, she listened carefully just now, and it costs tens of thousands of yen to do teeth, which is not a small expense.
"Anyway, you're also a member of the group I'm in charge of, so I'll help you once this time. Uesugi Soyuki didn't care, he lay down on the dental chair, and his face became nervous: "Doctor, be lighter." ”
"Okay, good~" The dentist took out an electric drill and began to drill around Uesugi Soyuki's mouth.
Uesugi Muneyuki endured for about ten minutes with supreme perseverance.
"Ahhh!!h
"Ahhhh ”
Nana Hashimoto outside couldn't help but laugh.
"Ahhhh
Nana Hashimoto smiled and fell to the side.
By the time Uesugi Soyuki came out with her mouth covered, Nanami Hashimoto was already laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up straight.
"Happy, isn't it?" said Uesugi Soyuki squinted at the girl.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" Hashimoto Nanami then remembered that this man was not just an ordinary patient who came to treat a toothache, he was also the project director of Nogizaka 46, the man who held the power of life and death of his own girls!
As a female idol group under Sony, Nogizaka's treatment is very good, and the starting subsidy and salary are much higher than those of the 48 family, why so many girls come to sign up, it is not without reason.
It was not easy to get here, there was a subsidy to get, and there was a free box lunch to eat, and Nana didn't want to be forced to leave for this reason.
The girl was so frightened that she quickly bowed and apologized.
To be honest, if Uesugi Soyuki didn't know that Lao Qiao's nature was like this, he might really have some opinions, but since this person was Lao Qiao, he naturally wouldn't feel annoyed and angry, even if the girl's laughter could be heard throughout the clinic.
"It's okay, I don't like a girl your age to look fake and polite, you're like this, it's good. Uesugi Soyuki stretched out his hand and pushed his black-framed glasses: "When I was blind date at home, the girls I introduced were all like this, very polite and very educated, and I felt that I was communicating with a symbol, not a real person." ”
This person is only twenty-three years old this year, and judging by his tone, the blind date should have been many years ago, and these thoughts flashed through Hashimoto's heart.
Wait, his last name! Nana didn't suddenly have a hint of enlightenment.
While Nana Hashimoto was not waiting for the dentist's treatment, the two of them sat on chairs outside the clinic and chatted.
Uesugi Soyuki himself is a very talkative person, his knowledge content and cultivation are very rich, and he is good at driving topics and interspersing small jokes, and soon, Nanami Hashimoto was amused and laughed.
"It's your turn, I'll have to order a birthday cake later, and I will have a party in the evening, so I won't accompany you. Uesugi Muneyuki answered a phone call.
"Birthday cake? Do you have a birthday today?" As soon as the words came out, Nana Hashimoto regretted it, birthdays are to give gifts and blessings, poor self, what can I give to this high-powered project director?
"No, it's the birthday of one of my juniors when I was a student in Gunma Prefecture! Uesugi took her coat and left the clinic.
Gunma Prefecture?Nana Hashimoto wondered if Mai Shiraishi was from Gunma Prefecture? Before she could think about it, the doctor called her name.
Uesugi Soyuki went to the cake shop to order a cake for Mai Shiraishi's birthday today, and then called Mai Shiraishi to tell her that she had a party in the evening, so she could eat first, but she would definitely go back early to celebrate her birthday.
Then he came to the Four Seasons Hotel as promised.
He was going to meet two people here, two people who were very important to Nogizaka 46.
Banana Man.
Banana Man is a comic and funny artist group belonging to the HORI office, as long as you are a fan of Nogizaka, you will know that these two people played a role in the process of Nogizaka's popularity.
At this time, the banana man is already a first-line funny artist in the entertainment industry, and such a level of funny artist combination will come to do this kind of small idol variety show, which can be said to be completely for Sony's sake.
As a result, after a few years of doing it, Banana Man really cultivated a deep relationship with the team of Nogizaka, and later, Banana Man has caught up with the original variety show boss downtown, the tunnel duo, two veteran combinations of twenty or thirty years, began to become a force to be reckoned with among funny artists, it stands to reason that even if Nogizaka has Sony in it, they can choose to leave, after all, the little idol's program has little money and takes time, which is a very loss-making business for Banana people.
RB's funny artists can be said to be the existence of many vicissitudes of life, they often debut in some small theaters with less than 100 people, and after several years of performance and training, they start to enter the big theaters.
Another few years have passed, and comedy artists can start to haunt some night files of the TV station, and the better part of them, after accumulating a few years of qualifications, the TV station will begin to arrange prime-time programs as appropriate.
Therefore, the funny artists and MCs on variety shows that everyone sees are all funny artists who have many years of comedy skills, have experienced many emergencies large and small, and can tactfully avoid some sensitive content and deal with cold situations, each of them has at least one or two exclusive jokes, the kind that can completely save the scene at critical moments.
After all, if the MC's level is too low, the efficiency of recording the program will be very poor, and if you can't record a few episodes of the program in a day, this bowl of rice can be regarded as a smash.
For example, AKB's two programs MC "BADBOYS", Badboys is a two-person funny group composed of Masaki Sada and Kiyoto Omizo, I believe that many AKB fans of the Celestial Dynasty are the most familiar funny artists, they have accompanied AKBINGO for eight years, until the end of the memory of the tech nerd, they graduated from AKBINGO and ended their long MC career.
These two people have an average background, they were famous rioters in Fukuoka Prefecture, Kyushu in their early years (that is, drag racing clans), among which Sata was also the chief (leader) of the rioters, and later went to Beijing to develop, and did not achieve any particularly famous achievements, the biggest achievement may be to serve as the host of AKBINGO.
Compared with the two, the banana man is really interesting, and later, after the banana man became a first-line artist, the title group "Where is Nogizaka?" was terminated, because the operation of Nogizaka 46 and the people of the TV station felt that the appearance fee of the banana man was too high, and they couldn't afford it, and they wanted to change the host.
Banana people chose to reduce their appearance fees and continue to do shows with little idols like Nogizaka, and Uesugi Soyuki was a fan of Nogizaka in his previous life, how could he not have a good impression of these two people?
As a result, during the party, Uesugi Muneyuki showed enthusiasm, which flattered the two banana people who were invited.
Originally, they just reluctantly agreed to be the host of the title group of this small idol group just for the sake of Sony's face, but they didn't expect this Chinese son to be so enthusiastic.
Shiraku and Himura exchanged a look, and both of them saw surprise in each other's eyes.
In the group of Banana Man, in fact, Shiraku is generally the leading one, the reason is very simple, Shiraku has a higher influence in the entertainment industry, and he is known as the "Morning Eye of Fujitai", so you know his strength and status.
Shile also has an advantage, aside from the talent of funny artists, he also has a rare good looks, which is relatively rare in the circle of funny artists, if you watch more RB variety shows, you can find that most of the funny artists look strange, and there are not a few good-looking.
For example, Himura is like this, this funny artist's appearance is really not flattering, his figure is very blessed, and he deliberately left a mushroom head, in fact, he did it on purpose, although this kind of dress is very ugly, but it is full of joy.
"This time, I'll leave it to the two of you. Zong Xue toasted the banana man with another glass of wine: "Those girls' ability to do variety shows may be very poor, and Sony has certain restrictions on their image, how to grasp this scale, it depends on the two of them." ”
Yes, for its own idols, Sony will definitely not let Nogizaka be like AKB48, and make any bottomless and undisciplined plans in the show, there will definitely be certain restrictions, if it is really handed over to some third-rate funny artists to do, maybe there will be problems, not that there will be problems with the broadcast of the show, but too much content will be deleted when editing, resulting in too high cost and low efficiency of recording the show.
"Don't worry, Director Uesugi, we've been doing shows for years, and we can still control this kind of thing. "Banana people naturally don't worry about this kind of problem, for them, this kind of little idol project is just as easy as teasing children.
You don't even need a script.
For this, Uesugi Soyuki is also very relieved, in the memory of the tech nerd, even if the variety show sense of the girls in the milk group is really poor, the banana people make this show very interesting.
What will really make banana people embarrassed is only the kind of extremely heavyweight characters, such as Zong Xue's grandfather, to do variety shows, there are many taboos and places where you can't joke about this kind of old man, and the status is high and very serious.
As for the banana people, they are now quasi-first-line comedy artists, eager to join the crowd of first-class comedy artists, as well as join the upper class, and now it is also a happy thing to meet a rising star of the Chinese family.
"I have a junior celebrating his birthday today, so I won't accompany him. Uesugi Muneyuki motioned for Yoshio Konno and Ichiro Satomi to continue to accompany him, and he got up and left first.
His phone had been ringing several times.