Volume 1 Chapter 1 The Great Weirdo Looking for a Job

He behind the pillars of the first section

"Ruohe!" Wei He screamed, sat up from the bed, panting, the clock on the white wall was ticking in the night, and it seemed very regular. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThere is no pasture here, no Wei Ruohe, no prince, no. It took Wei He three minutes to come back to his senses, and his feelings crossed again, and this time he wore it for so long.

"Ren Ren" He yawned, pushed the quilt beside him, and his roommate rubbed his sleepy eyes with a stubble: "What are you doing, Shi, you don't sleep in the middle of the night." ”

Wei He was taken aback, he turned on the light, looked at the room carefully, and realized that this was not the dormitory of the little ant dwelling who was looking for a job in a certain place a few years ago? What's going on? What about me?

Stimulated by the sudden and dazzling light, the roommates complained from their side or on the floor:

"What are you doing with a rock?"

"Let no one sleep, if you don't go to work, we'll go up~"

"You don't sleep, there will be an interview tomorrow, hurry up, sleep!"

"Hey, what's going on with you!"

Wei took out his mobile phone in a trance, yes, what was shown on the mobile phone was indeed a few years ago, and this, which one was it...

Early the next morning, Wei He appeared in the talent market in a well-dressed suit and decently appeared, holding the resume of the year, feeling inexplicable and wonderful.

When he came to the pillar, Wei He saw the lotus-like girl at a glance, and he hurriedly pasted it, first of all, cough cough, and cleared his throat twice.

The lotus-like girl wore a straw hat and stood in front of him as if she hadn't heard.

Ahem, he coughed twice harder. The other party was still unmoved, but subconsciously made a move that seemed to cover his nose.

"Ren!" Wei He reached out and pulled her hair, a smile on his face.

The other party turned around, turned around fiercely, looked him up and down, and rolled his eyes:

"Who are you?"

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Section 2: She at her desk

Who are you? Ren Tian's innocent question made Wei He stunned all of a sudden, oh, he thought about it for a while, because I kicked her, and Ren Ren was angry with me. He greeted him with a smile on his face:

"Renren, who do you say I am?"

"Perverted!" The other party rolled his eyes, politely greeted the person in front of him, and then changed positions.

"Hey, I~" Wei He reached out to pull her, and the fat guy in front of him was also very righteous, and directly blocked his arm, and then pushed:

"Go, go, stand"

"I," Wei wanted to explain, but it was clear that everyone was looking at him with slanted eyes as if they were looking at something, so they had to stand staggeringly.

The queue was very long, and the queue was almost sweaty, and finally lined up at the interview table, where everyone had a brief resume on the table, and then went in to have a concise exchange with the interviewer.

Ren Tianzhen wrote on the table, obviously, after such a long queue, the interview pen was no longer enough, she drew a few times in a row, except for the bar, the seal, there was no color.

"Ren Ren, give" Wei He hurriedly opened the small bag, found a pen and handed it to her.

Ren Tianzhen raised his head, glared at him vigilantly and disgustedly, directly changed a pen from the drawer of the interview table, and then finished writing without raising his head, in, out, and away.

"Sister, I've voted, it's all good, it's just that I met a pervert, always talking to me, inexplicable" Ren Tianzhen answered a phone call when he was about to walk out of the door, and this content made Wei Shi's internal organs suffer from the internal injuries of the big inner secret agent.

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Section 3 Hey, wife, it's me

As expected, he took a bite of bread at noon, and stepped into this building in the afternoon for two sides, Wei He couldn't figure out how Ren Ren ignored himself, maybe he didn't hit people in the face, and he didn't kick people in the head, but I really didn't mean to.

I thought that I would be able to talk about ancient stories with Ren Ren, and then play with the past life together, and then find bricks together to get married and continue to live. That doesn't seem to be the case anymore.

Wei He squatted on the steps at the corner of the hall early, he knew very well that Ren Ren would also enter the interview, just like back then.

Ren Tianzhen did arrive as scheduled, changed into a pair of flat-heeled sandals, changed into a slightly more formal T-shirt, and matched the lotus long skirt, which looked formal and sunny, but she arrived relatively late, she walked straight to the crowd waiting for the elevator, and Wei He hurriedly followed.

Faster than Wei, it was the elevator, with a ding, everyone rushed in, and at the moment of squeezing in, Ren Tianzhen saw the dead pervert in the morning, hum, the person who lost a long time looked like a human, she quickly took a few steps back, and tightly drilled into a corner of the elevator.

Ding, the elevator soon sounded, everyone rushed out, and the surging army of interviewers squeezed out together, Wei He still couldn't squeeze next to her, so he had to chase after her in three steps and two steps.

This interview is reviewed by the interview team composed of the company's professional leaders and big leaders, divided into several interview rooms, everyone stayed in the microcomputer room and waited for the registration word, Ren Tianzhen walked to the second line on the left, and was about to sit down, Wei He followed with a smile, sat next to her, smiled politely, and showed a mouthful of white teeth.

Ren Tianzhen stood up with a bounce, saw that there was an empty seat left in the right half of the line, and ran over as if he was running away, and when he sat down, he glared at this side fiercely,

What did Wei want to say, but was interrupted by the staff who came in, and the staff briefly introduced the two-sided rules to everyone, and began to sign up for words and interview rooms, and went in two by two.

"Slow down, slow down" Wei He prayed silently in his heart, he needed time to explain, but, what to be afraid of, what to come.

"Zhang Xiaosi, the first interview room"

"Wei what, the second interview room"

"To" Wei He slowly raised his hand and stood up.

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Section 4: Whom do you love?

After two days of nervous and anxious waiting, Ren Tianzhen happily reappeared on the third floor of the building, and the last round of written exams was a round to determine the winner. This girl is in such a good mood, Aye~ How did the strange person with the strange name appear again, this kind of person can actually enter the written test? Is there a mistake?!

Ren Tianzhen turned a corner and hid in the bathroom.

But it's too bad, there is an aunt with a stomach in the bathroom, Ren Tianzhen really can't squat down, so he quickly ran out and breathed fresh air for a long time, until a blackened paw stretched out in front of her:

"Hello, Renren"

Ren Tian gave him a blank look, Ren Ren, maybe don't be so numb, my mother has never called me that. She let out a faint oh and paced away.

"Ren, do you want a topic?" The man who came to flattering him leaned in.

Ren Tianzhen frowned and patiently took a lot of the other party, this weird person is indeed not the kind of handsome and rich man who is clever and flamboyant, nor is he the kind of yellow-toothed uncle who smiles strangely, how can such a normal appearance have such a distorted psychology?

"You're bored, go and go" Ren Tianzhen finally got impatient: "I don't know you again, don't get close to me, inexplicable"

The person who came was stunned, as if he had been hit, and lowered his head and did not speak for a long time. This made Ren Tianzhen feel even more inexplicable, and when he saw the examiner coming over with the paper, he left him and walked away.

"I'm Wei Wei, don't you remember me?" Wei He suddenly shouted behind him.

Ren Tianzhen turned his head, looked at him, and said, "Oh~~~ Wei Wei~~ Hehehe, I don't know!" ”

Then he dropped a look at who you love, and walked into the exam room.

History has not changed the fact that the two of them competed in the written test, so Wei He then walked in, sitting next to Ren Tianzhen with a low mood, this time this weirdo did not laugh, picked up the test paper and wrote lazily.

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Section 5: A turnip, a pit

For Wei who came back from the crossing, he not only knew the topic, but also had more work experience, this question was not a problem at all, just write and write, and it was quickly finished, handed over to the lectern, walked out, walked to the corner of the stairs and smoked a cigarette, one after another, until there were girls in other examination rooms who handed in the papers and coughed in disgust.

Ren Tianzhen wrote for a long time, moved books, used his brain, and finished writing for a while, and came out to wander around the corridor.

That strange man Wei He sat on the bench not far away with a smell of smoke, he suddenly became like this, Ren Tianzhen was a little uncomfortable, ah, will I misunderstand that person, did he recognize the wrong person. "Hey" she took the initiative to walk over: "I really don't know anything Wei Wei, look, do you recognize the wrong person, although I am a baby face, but I am also more popular, our vegetable seller aunt at the door has to say that she has a neighbor like me." ”

"Oh," Wei looked up at her.

Ren Tianzhen saw that his eyes suddenly became deep and indifferent, and he felt very strange, thinking, forget it, don't have anything wrong with this person, I also said it, so he turned around and left.

In the hallway, the wandering crowd suddenly stirred, yes, the big fat radish from our first chapter, he reappeared with his father on the radishes.

The office staff came out as usual, read out part of the admission, and said that other positions need to be determined and wait for the notice, and the crowd was in a commotion, this time, among the people who participated in the written examination of each subject, not all of them were fuel-efficient lamps, among which there was a spicy girl who was eliminated, simply doing good things for the people, pointing the finger at the little white radish, asking the company to give an explanation.

Finally, this written test was corrected, sorted, and sentenced on the spot, and when the stars were shining in the sky, a few joys and a few sorrows blossomed.

It was Wei He who was elected in the end, but he was not particularly happy, he watched this strange Ren Tianzhen waiting not far from him, and then sadly, and then left the table silently, feeling depressed. He felt that his head was a mess, and he was standing on a strange street in this strange time, not knowing where to go.