059 More than a million?
It turned out that when he was in the Customs Building, Li Jian's belief was still very firm, and the 1 million cars fluctuated by no more than 10 percent. In addition to easily escaping a few days of blind dates, you must not annoy your mother. As a result, after seeing the car, Li Jian's eyes were flowering, and his head was hot. was immediately lame by Xue Qi.
When a woman is not shopping or visiting an online store, she can be very rational and can be very housekeeping. But once you see beautiful clothes and beautiful bags, you can't control your hands at all, your reason plummets, and you know how to buy and buy with your head down.
When a man sees something he likes, it's actually the same.
Therefore, when Li Jian was sitting in the office, he was still very determined to buy a million-level car. But after seeing the physical car, it didn't take a while to work hard, and the budget of 1 million that was originally limited to 10% has exceeded at least half of it. The 740 Deluxe Edition, which was originally intended, has also become the 760 Personality Edition.
Rich is capricious, and the car with a reserve price of 1.5 million yuan was so decided. From coming in to making a decision, it took less than two hours. Hesitate a little longer, but no.
However, although the car that Li Jianjian bought has been decided, he definitely can't start now. Otherwise, if my mother knows, I will definitely have to be taken on a blind date in the afternoon, and the brothers will have to be sad together.
And with the experience of the previous surprise inspection by my mother at the Queqiao meeting, this time the brothers not only did not dare to pay for the car now, but they didn't even dare to leave the scene. Boredom, the two brothers simply went around the warehouses one by one.
It's like watching the car show, although there is no car model beauty that is more tempting than naked, but it's okay to just look at the car. At least, it's a hundred times better than being forced on a blind date by my mother!
So, just like that, the brothers spent the three-day vacation in their daily strolling.
On the afternoon of the third day, Li Jian took out the auctioned car and drove it to the parking lot downstairs in the community to park it, and the disaster came.
Gülen, who was guarding downstairs, glanced at the car Li Jian bought and the neighbors who began to gather by the car, and dragged Li Jian upstairs without saying a word.
Then, Gülen didn't speak, pulled Li Jian to take the elevator upstairs, open the door to go home, pass through the court, and walked to the terrace facing the community at home before letting go of his hand.
Then, Gülen pointed to the silver-gray five-door coupe downstairs, which had been surrounded by many people, and spoke:
"This is the car you bought at auction this time?"
Looking at her mother's somewhat unkind face, Li Jian nodded with a drumming in her heart.
"How much?"
"One Hundred ...... More than 10,000
"More than a million?"
Hearing Li Jian's vague answer and his weak expression, Gülen immediately had deep doubts about his answer. In a stern tone, he asked:
"How much more?"
"More than a million!"
"I know more than a million, and what I ask you is how much is this 'more'?"
"More than a million!"
Li Jian's unchanged answer made Gülen's anger uncontrollable all of a sudden, and his voice soared unconsciously:
"Don't you understand me, what I'm asking is how much more than one million is more than a million!"
"More than a million!"
When he heard Li Jian say the number 'more than one million' for the fourth time, Gülen just wanted to be angry again, and just wanted to raise his voice an octave again, he was suddenly stunned. She finally understood a little, and asked tentatively with a look of surprise:
"More than a million more? You mean the car cost more than two million?"
"Uh, hey, mom is wise......"
"Don't pat yourself on the back, you can answer 'yes' or 'no'!"
"Yes!"
After listening to Li Jian's words, Gülen was a little dizzy, and after taking a few deep breaths, he barely pressed it down, and then asked expressionlessly:
"I want exact numbers!"
"Two million 7,000,000, package card, three years of insurance!"
"You, you scumbag!"
After poking a one-finger Zen on Li Jian's head, Gülen asked:
"Didn't you say you would buy a car for about a million?
Looking at his mother's black face, in the face of his mother's aggressive forced confession, Li Jian, who was a little trembling, couldn't care about the deep brotherhood with Xue Qi, nor the comradeship between the two in the camp of fighting against his mother, and betrayed this good brother and comrade-in-arms without hesitation.
He talked about how Xue Qi bewitched himself at the beginning, how he turned 740li into 750li, and how he turned 750li into 760li.
When Li Jian said that she was sure to buy 760li, her mother spoke fiercely again:
"Are you a fool when you think of your mother? I don't know your mother if you haven't driven a BMW? I don't know your mother about the car below, but I know it's not a BMW!
The front face of the BMW is two pectoralis major muscles, and the car logo is 'Blue Sky and White Cloud Propeller', what is the car below?
Moreover, BMW is not so eye-catching, not so attractive!
Besides, didn't you say before that the reserve price of the 760li is 1.5 million, even if the premium can't reach 2.7 million, right?
Even if it's not on the 'internal auction', the outside market price is at most this number!"
As my mother spoke, she pointed to the car below that was surrounded by more and more people, and it was so cool that people wanted to lick it, and roared as if it were eating people.
In the roar of her mother, Li Jian's head was lowered, her back was hunched, and her voice was quieter:
"That...... Haven't I finished talking about that?"
After cautiously glancing at his mother's increasingly dark face, Li Jian swallowed his saliva, and then continued:
"After we decided to buy the 760li, we will see that there is still time. I went to other warehouses. Later we saw a Maserati president in warehouse 42.
Then, Kiki said that the car was not more expensive than the 760li by hundreds of thousands. Since 1.5 million are all willing, then hundreds of thousands more are nothing.
He also said that when we went to the internal auction, we took advantage of it. Buying this car is cheaper than the previous 760li.
And then, and then, I changed the 760li to that car. ”
"So, this car is the president of Maserati?"
Although my mother has her own car, she is not sensitive to the brand. In addition to the Volkswagen logo of his own car and the Audi logo of his father's car, I only know the BMW of the "blue sky and white cloud propeller" and the Mercedes-Benz of "a pair of t-shirt pants".
I don't know the Maserati 'dung fork' logo at all. So, after listening to Li Jian's words, Gülen was very sensitive and studious and pointed to the car downstairs where there were more and more onlookers and asked.
Li Jian shook his head and continued in a more humble tone:
"No! We later moved around a few more warehouses and changed cars a few times. In the end, the car was chosen. Aston Martin rapide!
Although it is a sports car, it has five doors and four seats, which is actually similar to a business car. ”
Looking at Li Jian's shrinking head and brain, and listening to the car selection process described by Li Jian before, Gülen was completely out of temper.
The experience of buying a car for her two sons reminded her of a joke she saw on the Internet.
……
A person originally planned to buy a second-hand bicycle for transportation, but when he went to the second-hand bicycle market, he found that the second-hand bicycle was not much cheaper than the new one. So, I went to the place where the new bike was sold.
When you go to a bike shop, you can see that a new bike is not much cheaper than a used electric car. I went to buy a second-hand electric car again.
Then, from used electric cars to new electric vehicles, from new electric cars to used motorcycles, new motorcycles, used cars, new cars, low-end cars, mid-range cars, high-end cars, luxury cars, ......
Eventually, the man who had planned to buy a second-hand bicycle drove home in a new Rolls-Royce Phantom. A Boeing 767-300 private jet was also ordered for takeaway, as well as a 180-meter luxury yacht!
……
After reading this joke at the time, Gülen laughed for a while, thinking that there would be no such person in the world.
But today I learned that the joke comes from reality, and it is a bit exaggerated at best. Li Jian bought a car, and the person in that joke is really no different in essence!
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