Chapter 22: Misfortune Comes from the Mouth
At night, the moon is bright and the stars are thin, and a bonfire is burning in the courtyard, and an iron pot is set up on top of the bonfire, and the mellow smell of stewed meat in the iron pot sweeps out.
"Ren Kuo, your craftsmanship is really a perfect inheritance of our mother's true heritage. ”
Tumen took a string of golden barbecue, tore it violently, and said.
"Can't you speak! What is our mother living well to inherit! This is called inheritance!"
Ren Kuo was grabbing a handful of meat skewers, skillfully turning them over, glaring at Tumen, and scolding.
"Don't you mean what you mean by not telling Tumen?" Snow Fox asked suspiciously.
I saw that there was a stone plate in front of the snow fox, and on the plate were stewed pieces of meat and golden meat skewers.
The snow fox pressed the wooden skewer with his paws, and took off a whole skewer of barbecue meat in one bite, and his movements were extremely skillful.
"Is that a meaning? better than his word anyway!"
"Look at your eating appearance, how do you look like a virtuous woman?" Ren Kuo said with a smile as he looked at the snow fox gobbling up.
"Woman, virtuous, I'm a fox, okay? I'm willing to do this for the rest of my life. Snow Fox gave him a blank look and said angrily.
"Oh! my little heart!"
"Hurry up and cook your food seriously, there will be enough to eat soon, and your mother will come again in a while, and after she comes, I can't speak, so as not to frighten her." ”
As soon as Snow Fox finished speaking, Tumen's mother arrived, in fact, her name was Moon Moth, because her name did not match her temperament, so she didn't want others to call her name, and the people in the village called him "Tumen Niang".
"Good son, I smell the smell of meat outside!" Yue'e walked in in a hurry.
"Come, mother, sit here, don't praise me in front of so many people in the future, I'm so embarrassed. Tumen stood up and said with a smile.
"Get out! I didn't call you! I know how to eat and eat every day, and learn more from Ren Kuo in the future!" Yue'e glared at Tumen.
"Come, mother, try the barbecue I made, tell me what you want to eat in the future, and I'll make it for you." Ren Kuo smiled and handed Yue'e a few skewers of barbecue.
Yue'e tore it twice, and then nodded in praise again and again.
"That's good, your current craft is really a perfect inheritance of my true heritage!"
Ren Kuo was stunned for a moment, and then looked up at Tumen and Snow Fox, Tumen spread his hands, expressing helplessness, and Snow Fox covered his mouth and secretly had fun.
"Who's laughing?" asked Yue, confused.
"Oh... Maybe it's a mouse, smelling the smell of the meat, and screaming greedily. Ren Kuo hurriedly made an excuse.
Snow Fox glared at him, but as he said before, he could only endure it.
After being busy for a while, Ren Kuo had already finished cleaning up half of the wild boar meat that Tumen had brought over, and the stone table was full of stewed meat and barbecue, and the strong smell of meat filled the entire courtyard.
The eagles of Tumen ate very happily, and there was still a little bit of the heroic posture of the eagle.
"Tumen, if you continue to eat like this, will you still be able to fly? Don't fly as far as the old hen when the time comes. ”
Ren Kuo reminded that he didn't want to see the overlord of the sky smashed into the hands of Tumen.
"I can't help it! No one in Tujia Village has experience in boiling eagles, and even my master said that he was very helpless. Tumen said with a bitter face.
"I'll give you an idea, you should make it a habit to eat only the prey it has participated in the catch, or else it will starve. ”
"Will it work?"
"A dead horse should be a live horse doctor, try it!" Ren Kuo suggested.
"You said that you don't have the demeanor of your father back then, and you don't follow your father at all!"
Yue'e couldn't help but lecture.
"Mother, who does he follow?"
"Ahem..."Tumen and Snow Fox choked on a mouthful of meat, and then covered their eyes in unison, thinking that Ren Kuo would die on this mouth sooner or later.
Kneaded, screamed, and the image of a good son disappeared at this moment.
"Mother, the strength of your massage has regressed!" Ren Kuo muttered while rubbing his arms and legs.
"Do you want to come again?" Yue'e rubbed her hands together, eager to try.
"Don't, don't, I'm just talking casually. Ren Kuo couldn't help but slap a spirit.
"But then again, your physique is a little bit different from before, my hands didn't hurt when I cleaned you up before, but today it's a little hard, and it feels hard. Yue'e looked at Ren Kuo suspiciously.
"I'm almost fifteen years old, I've grown up, hehe..."
"It's true that I've grown up, and it's time to get married..."
"Poof..."Ren Kuo just drank a large sip of water and immediately squirted out.
Tumen looked at Ren Kuo with envy.
Snow Fox was silently eating barbecue, not knowing what he was thinking, as if he was waiting for Ren Kuo's answer.
"No need, no need, mother, I'm still too young, Tumen is seventeen or eighteen years old, and if you want to marry, he has to marry first!" Ren Kuo hurriedly said.
Seeing Ren Kuo's refusal, the snow fox took a big bite of barbecue.
Tumen looked at Ren Kuo with a grateful face, and then looked at Yue'e with an expectant expression.
"He's not hairy, no matter how you look at it, he still looks like a hairy child, how can he look like a man? Which girl is willing to follow him? He'll wait a few years!" Yue'e didn't give Tumen any face.
Tumen silently lowered his head and took a bite of stew, thinking about it carefully, he was indeed too unbearable, his mother hated iron and steel!
So, silently make up your mind to work hard to change yourself.
"Mother, don't say that, Tumen still has many advantages, such as... For example... I can eat and sleep..."
Ren Kuo racked his brains, but he couldn't think of any advantages in the door.
"This advantage is also available to pigs, and pigs can also provide pork, and he eats pork!"
"Don't excuse yourself, it's settled, I won't tell you, there have been a few girls who have come to the door to say goodbye, but you used to be like a child, I will push it off, now that you have grown up, you will open the door tomorrow for a blind date!" Yue'e said categorically.
The snow fox lowered his head silently again, his eyes wandering, and he still didn't know what he was thinking.
"Okay, then you'll have to check it for me first. Ren Kuo glanced at the state of the snow fox and said deliberately.
"Don't worry, I'll leave this to my mother, and I will definitely screen it according to the criteria of my mother. Yue'e patted her chest and said.
"That's... It's okay by your standards. Ren Kuo patted his chest and said hesitantly.
"Stinky boy, there is still this hobby, okay, wrapped up in Weiniang. Yue'e pointed at Ren Kuo and said with a big grin.
"Wait, listen to your tone, isn't it okay for other standard references to mother?" asked Yue'e expressionlessly.
"Mother, I didn't mean that, as for the rest, it's nothing, it's just a little gentler than you, a little whiter than you, a little more beautiful than you, a little thinner than you, a little thinner than you, more than you..."
"Come on, come on, I'll teach you how to speak in the future. ”
Before Ren Kuo finished speaking, Yue'e was already full of black lines, saying that she wanted to cultivate the art of cultivating his language.
Snow Fox and Tumen, looking at Ren Kuo's miserable appearance, shook their heads at the same time, what is the meaning of this broken mouth?
The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the shadows of the trees are swaying, and the fragrant courtyard is overflowing, and the sound of wolf howls resounded one after another...