Prologue: The style of that tendon meat

'It's a tragedy... There is no doubt about it...

When he opened his eyes, Xiong Mao understood this, because no matter how he thought about it, the dark place in front of him didn't look like a zoo. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info and with his own experience of constant tragedy, this naturally cannot be a good thing...

Well, come to mind! What's going on...

Oh...

Yes... Just as it happened, he was going to see his own brother, Panda.

Just as he was leisurely watching the 'brother' of the same name gnaw on the bamboo, a thunderbolt directly split him into flying ashes.

Ahaha, that's right, that's what happened...

Heavenly thunder... Fly ash...

“···”

Tragedy!!

Xiong Mao's white soul knelt on the ground in an otz shape without hesitation, and two noodle tears were hung on his face.

It's damned!! Damnation, isn't it!!

What did I do!? I helped the old lady cross the road, there is wood! I have a wooden seat on the bus! I am brave and brave! I didn't pass the fourth level exam!

··· Hey? Something strange seems to have gotten in...

Ignore those.

“··· Of course the wood has."

A male voice floated in his ears.

Wait, did someone just speak?

Xiong Mao raised his head, and then what appeared in front of him was a guy in a suit with a kind smile.

Just by looking at it, you can know that he is a kind and kind person...

And then on his chest, there was also a plastic plaque - the underworld staff.

Ah, what about the prefectural staff, what about the civil servants...

“··· it!? ”

Wait! Shenma civil servant!?

What is this!? What's going on with this bloody start!?

Could it be that I still died because of some work mistake!? And then send me to the other world or something as compensation——!!

“··· In other words, because of some accident at work, you died early... Ah, don't worry about such trivial things, anyway, it's just a while in advance, you can think better, how about it? How about crossing? ”

- Really!!!!

With a seductive expression, it's just like the ninety-nine-eighty-one virtues on TV, and only when you are fooled is there a ghost!?

But there's no way around it now.,Once you accept this setting.,It looks like it's quite emotional...

Well, now is the time to ask for benefits, and then...

"If you dare to ask for other benefits, you will be allowed to live, not to die~~~"

Yo your sister! Say the words that hurt with a sore face, don't 'yo~~~' at this time! I want to scare my dad to death!!

“···”

But it's not like a joke!!

"Ahh

"No, you're not Lori."

So don't read minds!!

Weakly otz to the ground again, Xiong Mao's ash degree is already visible to the naked eye, just like a plaster statue, you can also hear Gaba Gaba, a subtle cracking sound...

“··· Actually, you're more surreal than me... Anyway, let's hear about the benefits I give you, right? The corner of the ghost twitched the corners of his mouth, and then he decided to ignore this living treasure, and then took out a folder from behind his back that was prepared in advance...

At this time, as an otaku, for such an obvious conspiracy, of course, it is-

"If you dare to complain, I'll kill you!"

“···”

- Decided not to express an opinion.

After waiting for a while, and then seeing that Xiong Mao's expression finally remained at the embarrassment of 'you keep going, I am waiting for the little one', and then the ghost finally smiled and nodded, and then opened the folder.

Then I took out a strange document printed on it that read, "Create a socialist new prefecture, adhere to the modernization policy of Shikieihime, and resolutely implement the great policy of Komachi R".

"First of all, because of our mistakes, which led to your accidental death, we will give you reasonable compensation. You'll be sent to another world by us..."

“···” I really want to complain, especially that document.

"Bone Qingqi is very talented..."

“···？” Hey?

"Pull out the mountain and cover the world..."

“···！！” Sounds surprisingly good, huh?

"Demon martial arts double cultivation is unparalleled in the world..."

"This... It's..." But what's going on with the setting of this cheat?

"An artifact is also included!"

Xiong Mao was shocked, where did you start a fantasy novel?

"Are you still satisfied?" Smile smile, this is the most beautiful smile in the world!!

"Satisfied!" It's an idiot who doesn't nod!

"Accept?"

"Accept!" The absolute head that doesn't accept it makes the door bow pump!

"Then press the mudra!"

"Good!" Why is it so similar to Yang Bailao?

With some hesitation, he pressed his handprint on the document and signed what looked like a deed of sale.

Then I felt a little nervous.

"It's all true, right?"

If you are tricked, it will be a big problem.

"Of course, of course..." The ghost continued to smile, and then put away the folder, and finally, he knocked his hand on the end of his life...

"Ah, but there's one thing to say first"

“··· What the? ”

An ominous premonition rolled in.

"Because the crossing is to transform the body, and your body has been split into ashes, so we have to give you a new body"

“···” Uneasy, uneasy, uneasy.

"But don't worry, the closest body to you and the one with the best physical fitness, we will give it to you directly, and it's OK to transform it with it! Just put a hundred hearts! ”

But I can't rest assured!!

But before he could raise an objection, the ghost had already kicked him and kicked him into an unknown place.

Then, Xiong Mao fainted...

And when he woke up again, it was already a new world...

··· There, in the veritable world of swords and sorcery, was something that I had seen at the top of the contract when I signed something that was very similar to a deed of sale.

Very welfare,Very tempting to mention that there are all kinds of beast ears.,All kinds of Lori.,All kinds of beauties in the world...

Probably, it will be a very happy world, right?

Probably, it's going to be a very happy world for men, right?

Probably, it will be a very happy world for capable men, right?

Probably, it will be a world of happiness for human men...

When he woke up, he raised his hand, and what caught his eye was a pair of bear claws.

“···”

Father and mother who are far away in another world, your son, has really become a panda...

That's right, that's it.

Xiong Mao, who was killed by lightning, who was the closest, the strongest, and the body that best matched the adjective?

Of course, it was his 'brother', the panda he was still visiting not long ago.

Or in more detail, it is a panda man who has been transformed, three meters tall, fat and strong, wearing a pair of big pants, a blue robe, and tendon meat.

Nima, this isn't even an orc, is it!? There is wood!? There is wood!?

It's too godly to unfold! Say yes, girl! Say good benefits! This kind of streaking will not be regarded as a hooligan's setting, how can I be embarrassed!? With this bearskin, I don't even have to save on cosplay props! And how do I hold a weapon with this claw!? Dry shooting!? Slap with your paws!? Kung Fu Panda!? I'm not a noodle maker, it's not noodle soup that flows through my veins!

And the artifact that is said to be good!? Artifact!? Where's the artifact!?

Angrily waving his claws, he easily snapped off a tree that looked quite majestic, and the towering tree broke into two with a snap, but the artifact or something even the shadow was seen...

“···”

No, wait.

There seems to be a bamboo stick next to him... and its shadow.

Walked over, pulled it up in embarrassment, and estimated it, it was about four meters long, the thickness of the bowl, and the whole was a thick emerald green bamboo, if there was anything special... Even one section of the stick was tied with a rope with a large wine gourd.

"I got it"

Panda burst into tears.

He understood, understood everything. He's still too sweet. Expecting that one's character will get better or something is fundamentally a floating cloud. My fate is a tragedy...

All first-class protected animals are angels with broken wings in their last life, you can't afford to hurt them!!

That's it, pick up the stick, and put it on your shoulder.

The panda is finally on its way.

So, the wheels of fate rolled by, a new page was turned in history, and the continent entered a new chapter at this moment - do you think I would say that?

It's so sweet! Juvenile! It's as sweet as glutinous rice dumplings!

"I wish you to go back to your hometown and get married!!!!"

With a panda to someone (?) Deep blessings (??) The first and last sentence of the new world, in Chinese, disappeared into the sky with a rolling voice and confidence...

And in the distance, somewhere in another dimension, a man sneezed.

"Ahh

"What's wrong? Got a cold? ”

"No, someone should have scolded me"

“··· So indifferent? ”

"It's okay, just treat me as a brute"

In every sense, you're right, boy...

Since that day, on the continent of another world, a name and title have gradually spread.

Panda Wine Fairy, Drunken Dancing Jianghu, Undefeated in the East···

Lie to you...

"Love life, love black and white, love magic cannon and love undisciplined more"

"I'm not a panda, I'm Xiong Mao"

"Don't compare me to a bear, I'm different from them!"

"Pure black and white, natural, healthy, brother doesn't need hair dye!"

"First-class protected animals, that's how chic"

"I am me, I am the panda wine fairy, drunk dancing in the rivers and lakes? The East is undefeated and weak! ”

"You scumbags!"

"Genuine first-class protected animal fur, the price is only ninety-ninety-eight..."