The god of the pit you have never seen

"Mission World: Super Mario"

"You're a cheater, aren't you?"

Prologue: The difference between head and granite

So, it's a little late, but let me introduce myself. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The contemptible surname is cloth, a single name and a lucky character, but he is an ordinary college student who has little growth, studying in an ordinary third-rate university, and his goal in life is to eat and wait for death.

Although I feel a little sorry for the audience for this introduction, for my own sake, everyone has nothing to complain about, right?

However, the daily life, which should have lasted like this, changed yesterday.

According to some kind of reason for the pit dad and sister and even the pit master, I crossed over, and came to the world of infinite horror, well, if it's just that, I'd be okay with it, although it's a horror movie or something, but I rely on the strength of my wolf's heart and lungs, but how can I survive a few plots, right?

But...

I've never heard of a horror movie like Super Mario!!

Well, since this is already the case, then it would be a dog to neigh here again, then, now, I can only accept this curious setting-

So, with this awareness, I left the circular safe area with the three big characters of 'Resurrection Point' written on it, and began the plot of this scene...

However, the situation of the cheating father is coming soon.

The floor is solid with stone bricks, but it is only one person wide.

“・・・”

Daddy!!

What's going on with the bottomless abyss on both sides!!Do you just let you go on this!!What is that oncoming mushroom that doesn't look like a mushroom, Yoneda Gong is not like Yoneda Gong's monster!!Do you really want me to step on it!!And as soon as it comes out, it's three!!Shouldn't the first level come one by one!!What kind of Super Mario is this!!

・・・

Well, I lost my temper.

Obviously, I already knew that this was a cheating world, but I didn't feel calm when I reacted like this.

That's it, I already know that I will be a ghost animal, so as long as I follow the route of the ghost animal with peace of mind, wouldn't it be good?

Hehe, when I think of this, I also settle down.

So, I slowly approached the monsters that were slowly approaching, carefully guarding against falling off the path where only one person was allowed to walk.

I got closer and closer to the monster, and finally, with a few steps left, I found out about the groove again.

"Please step on it with your feet!Otherwise, it's a foul!n_n Baa haha~~by: Lord God'

“・・・”

You're selling cute, right!?Lord God, you're selling cute!?You're sticking a note on the monster of mushrooms not mushrooms.,Yoneda is not Yoneda, right!?

Bahaha~~~

Hahaha, your sister!, you're a ball of light, you're a cute one!!This is a situation where you're going to die!!Legend has it that you'll die if you're arched, right?!Anyway, how do you die?!Is it disgusting to die!?

“・・・”

Ahem... Well, I shouldn't have taken it so seriously.

So, if that's the case, it looks like it's going to be the same as in the game when you were a kid, right?

'biu~', this thing will be trampled on flat, right?

Well, it's like a road that even the road surface is designed to be like a game.,Of course this thing is-

~I step on~

'Smack'

・・・My feet sank into the soft brown substance.

・・・Pit daddy!! what's this pit daddy's voice!!

Bang...

How bad this adjective is, do you know it!!

And what's this soft stomping feeling!!What is it when I step my foot directly into this thing's body!!Why is it still warm!!What is that gold+1 that popped up!!Nima!!If you want to make a game, you have to do it like a point!!Lord God, you are going to play Daddy!!

Then, just as I was in a frenzy, a second monster immediately after the first one struck me out. Then, a sharp paralyzing sensation spread from my touched calf—and then darkness came.

- Well, let's die, at least we can be liberated.

I closed my eyes and laughed out loud with relief—I had never felt death such a relief.

But-

After a while, as my body regained consciousness, I opened my eyes again.

The main thing is a wooden sign with three large characters written on it, 'Resurrection Point'

“・・・”

Don't even let you die!! bastard!!