Chapter 92: Durex is a Divine Horse (3rd Update, 2nd Update)
Chapter 92 Durex is Shenma (3rd 2nd Update) "Shampoo." Toothpaste, Dabao, oh, I forgot to buy a toothbrush and tissues......" Mu Fei took the notes Xu Xiaomeng had written to him earlier and counted them one by one, seeing if there was anything he forgot to buy.
Xu Xiaomeng now has the demeanor of a little housekeeper, and now Mu Fei has basically forgotten how to wash the dishes, and if he needs anything, he has to call Xiao Loli first to find it, and he doesn't know whose home it is.
At this time, he was pushing the shopping cart, and there were not many items in the shopping cart, but there was a beautiful little Lori. Xu Xiaomeng was originally small, and she was extremely cute, and she originally wanted to tell the staff that Mu Fei was not allowed to sit in the car, but when she saw her cute appearance, she also turned her head with a smile and simply didn't care.
Xu Xiaomeng sat in the car, her heart was very beautiful, she was looking left and right, but suddenly found a beautiful box, "Huh, what is this?" Xiao Lori casually touched the box from the shopping shelf, blinked her big eyes, and looked at it.
There were a lot of people in the supermarket, and Mu Fei was pushing the cart intently, for fear of running into a customer, so he didn't pay attention to what the little guy was doing.
"Brother, brother......" Xu Xiaomeng waved her hand to Mu Fei, but Mu Fei didn't look down at her. "Xiaomeng, didn't you look at my brother's cart, I said something directly. ”
"Oh..."Xu Xiaomeng responded, looked down at the beautiful box in his hand, and read word by word, "Brother, Du, Lei, Silk, are you a god horse?"
"Oh, Durex, Durex is Ann...... I porphyll...... God, Shenma?" Mu Fei, who reacted, almost didn't squirt.
Durex, isn't that safe?
Looking down again, little Lori was holding the box and was curious, "Listen to the name and listen to it, huh, why is it still orange-flavored, is this something to eat?"
Mu Fei sweated down, and hurriedly snatched back the safe tao box in Xiao Lori's hand and put it on the counter, but for a while, he didn't know how to explain it to her.
"Hey, brother, Xiaomeng hasn't finished reading it yet, why did you snatch it?" Xu Xiaomeng saw that the "orange" flavor thing was snatched away, and wanted to take it back, but where was it Mu Fei's opponent, and her little face showed a little unhappiness.
"What's that, Xiaomeng, we still have to go buy tissues, let's go......" Mu Fei said embarrassedly.
He really couldn't figure out how to explain to little Lori what that Durex was, so he could only divert the topic, but Little Lori didn't let him go, pouted, turned his head to look at Mu Fei's eyes, "Brother, you haven't told Xiaomeng yet, what is Durex?"
"Hehe, well, uh, this is actually a very esoteric question...... "How can Mu Fei explain to Xiao Lori what it is, he knows that as long as he tells her that it is safe tao, then her next question is what is safe tao, ask endlessly, and if you continue to talk about it, it will be a sensitive topic, and it is easy to be harmonized.
Mu Fei was in a dilemma, and when he saw the chewing gum counter not far away, he suddenly had an idea and came up with an idea.
"Actually, this Durex is just the name of a kind of chewing gum, right?" Mu Fei said with a smile, he was quite satisfied with the idea he came up with.
You say, why is my brother so talented? Mu Fei thought proudly.
Xu Xiaomeng was a little strange about what chewing gum to put in the cosmetics area, but when she thought about it, it still said orange flavor, as if it was really like that, so she simply believed Mu Fei's words and didn't ask more.
And Mu Fei heard that Xu Xiaomeng didn't ask any more questions, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, he pushed the car and Xiao Lori to the toilet paper sales area, originally Mu Fei wanted to just hold a bag and leave with a similar price, who knew that Xiao Lori had to get out of the car and pick it herself.
She has a lot of knowledge about life, and while explaining to Mu Fei the difference between the so-called pulp and bamboo pulp, as well as the processing processes and parameters of those gods, Mu Fei is big head. Just let her pick it, and just push the cart to follow her, and look around boredly when she is free.
Unintentionally, I came to a familiar person, the beautiful girl who pulled Xu Xiaomeng and hugged her when she entered the door, and was picking something at the counter not far away.
Looking at it from a distance, Mu Fei felt more and more that this girl had a strong figure, she was tall, not to mention, her two long legs were round and straight, like two pencils, it was really attractive, that figure, like a combination of stick country, called a female star in the Shenma Girls' Generation.
Mu Fei was looking at her, the girl seemed to have discovered Mu Fei, turned her head to look at Mu Fei, but after a moment's attention, she glared at him, shaking her little fist, with a dissatisfied face.
Mu Fei is also a flurry, and he said in his heart, I just glanced at you, I didn't provoke you, as for being so fierce?
But when Mu Fei saw the girl's small action of hiding something behind her, she suddenly realized, because the thing she hid behind her just now was impressively printed with "N-degree space health gold".
Damn, no wonder she glared at me, it turned out that she bought health money.
Mu Fei was weak and felt that it was inappropriate, so he quickly twisted his head away and looked at Xu Xiaomeng, but as soon as he saw Xiao Lori, a question appeared in his heart.
This little girl, she said that she is also thirteen and a half years old this year, right? Thirteen years old, normally she should be in the second year of junior high school.
He remembered that when he was in the second year of junior high school, the girls in the class had begun to have "stomach pain" from time to time, but Xiaomeng had also reached that age, she had been home for a month, and she didn't seem to have seen her come to that yet?
Mu Fei was puzzled, Xu Xiaomeng had already picked out the tissues and put them in the shopping cart with two large bags.
"Brother, okay, let's go!!" Little Lori said playfully, and opened her arms to Mu Fei, which meant to let Mu Fei carry her into the car.
Mu Fei looked at Xu Xiaomeng, and then looked at the counter selling sanitary napkins over there, just picked her up, thought about it and put her down, pointed over there, and whispered in her ear, "Xiaomeng, do you see what is sold over there?"
Seeing that Xiao Lori nodded, Mu Fei continued, "You go over there, just take it, and you can do it with a smaller one." ”
Mu Fei This can be regarded as a rainy day, in case one day little Lori has a "stomachache", there is no Dongdong at home, I am afraid that I have to buy it for her, although Mu Fei is not afraid of trouble, but he is embarrassed, instead of being anxious at that time, it is better to prepare one at home, which is called being prepared.
When Xu Xiaomeng first entered the supermarket, she was a little scared when she saw so many strangers around, but after shopping for a while, she was not so nervous, and when she heard Mu Fei's words, she said "um" crisply, "But my brother has to be here not to allow pupils, and let Xiaomeng see you." ”
Speaking of pendulum, he trotted over, and when he ran, he had two ponytails and a pretty one, which was very cute.
Mu Fei looked at Xiao Lori from afar, only to see that after she ran over, she looked around from top to bottom with her neck up, smiled the most, and ran back after touching one at random.
I guess this little guy, which one to choose if you see which one has beautiful packaging, right? Mu Fei shook his head helplessly.
But when he saw the little guy running towards him with excitement on his face, Mu Fei suddenly had a hint of foreboding in his heart.
Holy, won't you?
This seems to have happened just now, and the consequence is .........
Seeing that the little Lori was getting closer and closer, Mu Fei was in a hurry, and waved his hand to the little Lori again and again with a panicked face, "Hey, Xiaomeng, don't, don't shout......"
But he was still late, and he saw Xiao Lori running in front of him, holding the "Sufi" sanitary gold endorsed by Zhang Xiaohan in her hand high, just like an advertisement, and shouted playfully, "Brother, look, the sanitary gold I picked for me, do you like it?" (Lori chose the one because she saw an ad on TV.) As soon as Xiao Lori's words came out, the men and women around her suddenly turned their heads to look at Mu Fei, especially next to the sanitary gold counter, where all the women were picking and picking, they looked at Mu Fei, almost all of them twisted their eyebrows, and their eyes were full of disgust.
And the girl who was dressed up before didn't go far, and when she heard Xu Xiaomeng's words, she walked back, looked at Mu Fei with a depressed expression, a gloating smile on her face, and stuck out her tongue and grimaced at Mu Fei.
How could Mu Fei have the kung fu to take care of her, he was treated as a pervert twice a day, and he was about to cry, if there was a crack in the ground, he couldn't wait to get into it.
Xiao Meng, Xiao Meng, I really don't know if you were sent by God to accompany me, or did you come to fix me?
He can still talk about the magic horse, raised his hand to carry the little Lori to the car, turned his head and ran away with the cart as if he was running for his life.
"Brother, did Xiao Meng do something wrong again?" Xiao Lori also seemed to realize that she had done something wrong, and asked timidly.
Mu Fei was almost depressed in her heart, but looking at her pitiful appearance, she couldn't lose her temper, so she could only nod her little head, crying and laughing, "Little fool, next time I let you buy something, can you quietly, don't shout loudly?"
"Oh, Xiaomeng is wrong......" Xu Xiaomeng said, pouting and lowering her head, obviously a little frustrated.
"Hey, don't be depressed, my brother is not angry, you are still young, it is normal to do wrong things occasionally......" Mu Fei saw that the little guy was a little unhappy, and quickly opened his mouth to persuade him, but he didn't even persuade a few words, so he simply changed it to a snack temptation, "Xiaomeng, if you are happy, my brother will buy you a lot of snacks, okay?"
But little Lori looked up, lowered her head again, and still didn't get better.
In desperation, Mu Fei had no choice but to come up with a killer idea, "Then my brother won't do anything today, after shopping in the supermarket, and then take you to another place to play, I won't do anything today, I will accompany you all, in this way, it's all right?"
Hearing this, Xiao Lori was finally persuaded, raised her head and tilted her head and asked, "Really?"
Mu Fei was amused by her stupid appearance, stroked her head and promised, "Of course it's true, when did my brother lie to you?"
Hearing Mu Fei's assurance, the little guy was worried quickly, and he changed his face like a Sichuan opera, and in a blink of an eye, he changed to a happy smile, "What my brother said earlier, buying a lot of food for Xiaomeng should also count." ”
"You little greedy, okay, count, count, even if you sell me for change today. Mu Fei quipped.
"Don't ......" Listening to Mu Fei's words, the little guy pouted, "Xiaomeng won't sell his brother, his brother is the most important ......"
Listening to the little guy's words, Mu Fei couldn't help but smile, "Okay, Xiaomeng, I've bought all the supplies, now I can take you to buy food......
And hearing Mu Fei's words, little Lori's eyes were about to turn into two lollipop shapes......