Chapter 158: Silly New Ideas (Birthday + Update)
"I only took half of the survival tools in the wild, come to Xiaomei, you go to lay a picnic mat, I go fishing, men and women are not tired of working. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Yu Minglang taught her the backpack and walked in the direction of the river.
Set up the fishing rod, how many times has he made up this picture, he fishes, his chick prepares the picnic mat, and when he catches the fish, his chick comes over and puts her arms around his neck, and kisses him with a horn, ah, dear, you are amazing, so good! Xiaomei will definitely like him more!
As soon as I turned around, I saw Xiao Qian sitting in the mud with her face full of anger.
It had just rained and the road was slippery, so she walked a few steps and accidentally fell.
Yu Minglang hurriedly threw down the fishing rod to help her, and the little Qian was almost smoking.
"Yu Minglang, are you stupid!!"
He just strode so fast that he didn't look back at her, the road was so bad, he didn't care about her!
She is such an image-oriented person, she is so embarrassed, she sits on a fart of mud, and she can't ask for shoes, the black lace-up shoes are all mud, the pants are all mud, the muddy water has penetrated the pants, this season can only wear a layer of pants, and the water is seeping into the legs, so people feel like they are collapsed!
"Next time I'll find you a pair of training boots, your shoes are not non-slip..."
The embarrassed Xiaoqian pushed him hard, "You shameless one! You dare to complain that the shoes are not good!"
What kind of wind does she have to smoke to be with this kind of guy!
Xiao Qian's anger value has exploded at this time, pushing away Yu Minglang and wanting to go to the car, she is going to drive back now, let this guy fish in the ruins by himself!
After walking two steps and slipping into the mud, she almost didn't fall, Yu Minglang quickly helped her, and Xiaoqian broke down and screamed.
"Ahh
She could imagine how stupid she was now, × her body was dirty, her spirit was on the verge of collapse, and the culprit who caused everything was standing beside her with an innocent face, watching her angry for some reason.
Xiao Qian felt that if she had a little bit of style in her previous life, she should kick this stupid big man in the mud, and then turn around and drive him back to the city in a chic manner, and let Yu Minglang run back to the city for a day, it is best to let him limp with a stick, his face is full of stubble, and he is covered in vicissitudes, then he can relieve his anger.
But Yu Minglang is not only thick-skinned, but also hard-bodied, and he can't push him.
Xiaoqian could only walk in the direction of the car with one foot deep and one foot shallow. Yu Minglang immediately went over to help, Xiaoqian pushed him, and he was not angry.
"Don't make a fuss, be obedient. ”
"I'll listen to your grandma's claws!"
"I have spare uniforms in the trunk, you wear my pants, I change my uniform. ”
This is still like a human saying, Xiao Qian snorted, her anger still subsided, "Don't peek at me changing clothes!"
"You can't look down on your brother's character anymore. "It's all his, sooner or later, he needs to steal it now?
The clothes of active duty soldiers can't be worn casually, so Yu Minglang proposed to change them, he took off his pants with his back to the car window, and then handed it over to Xiao Qian from the car window with his back.
Xiao Qian was embarrassed and indignant in this process, she felt that no one would ever date her again, so stupid, stupid and new.
Her second boyfriend who is still on probation, standing outside the car in a flat corner**, she seems to have to change her pants in the car like a stupid ×, this shape, this scene, this mood, Yu Minglang wants to create a lifelong memory, congratulations to him, he did it.
It will be difficult for Xiaoqian to forget the feeling of shame and anger at this time many years later.
can make her so embarrassed, there will be no second person except him.
The pants he took off still carried his body temperature, sticking to her legs, like the feeling of the two of them overlapping their legs, not intimate but more heart-warming.
Yu Minglang was wearing a flat angle *** and was facing Xiaoqian, and was stuffing one leg into his trousers, suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, looked up, not far away, a car drove over, and turned on the high beam.
Isn't it brain-dead when the high beams are turned on in broad daylight? After Yu Minglang saw whose car it was, he felt that the other party was brain-dead.
The champagne-colored Daben stopped not far away.
Zheng Xu in the car felt that the man with two hairy legs was too eye-catching, it was just spicy eyes, and he couldn't be angry when he shook the lamp.
Yu Minglang felt even more disgusting, he and Xiaomei ran so far away from the city, why did Zheng Xu, the black cucumber, come with him?
Yu Minglang turned his back to Xiao Qian as a gentleman, Xiao Qian didn't let go of the opportunity to eat ice cream with her eyes, put on her pants and turned around to look at it openly.
For her behavior of liking to look at his back, Xiaoqian also gave a perfect explanation from a psychological point of view, females have known since primitive society that tall males are easier to win in various competitions, which is why women like to look for the perfect man to have children, and she just retains the instinct left by primitive society, isn't it?
Yu Minglang really has enough capital to make a woman obsessed, broad shoulders, straight hips, thin and straight waist, even from the back, it is a perfect proportion, if he doesn't wear a green pants, Xiaoqian thinks he will be more perfect.
This guy's dressing style is too simple, and his underwear is issued by the army.
The Bayi pants he is wearing now, which is commonly known as the Great Yellow River, which makes people collapse in the green, earthy and silent style, can definitely wear the male god out of the feeling of rural love, he was in his previous life after knowing Xiaoqian, he was forcibly transformed by a tasteful female boss, and there were more cks and low waists, and the sexy mermaid line was revealed.
Xiao Qian was appreciating Yu Minglang's back, when he raised his legs and wore his pants, from Xiao Qian's point of view, he could just see something faintly, and when she wanted him to raise his legs higher, Zheng Xu's car appeared in front of him.
Xiao Qian didn't understand what the situation was, Yu Minglang outside was even more eaten by flies, quickly put on his pants, Zheng Xu drove the car over, and deliberately burst into a car of mud.
"Yu Laosi, what are you doing here. Zheng Xu rolled down the window and asked him.
"I haven't asked you yet, what are you running here for?" Yu Minglang planned the picture of dating his own girl for so long, but it was ruined by this guy!
"If you can come, I can't come?" Zheng Xu looked at the fishing tackle that Yu Minglang put on the river, and the pair of women's shoes placed at Yu Minglang's feet, his eyes sank.
Zheng Xu was just forcibly stuffed with dog food by Xiaoqian and Yu Minglang yesterday, and was forced by his old man to come here to send some special products to the fellow who had a friendship back then, and was ready to go back to the city after finishing his errands.
As a result, I saw two big hairy legs that were so dazzling, as well as the top of my pants. (To be continued.) )